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Hozs Ferryman wrote:
Again, count me in. 3.5 or PF rules?
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Effan Effluvium wrote:
Weren't we there before?
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Effan Effluvium wrote: "Gurtlekep seemed friendly with the wolf. Maybe it was guarding the kobald's front door. I'll bet if we take the staris we run into them right away. The secret door might let us sneak in behind them, might lead nowhere. I vote for the secret door." "Yea, sez I. F!~%in' kobolds..."
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Faldor O'Gistoresh wrote: "Let's check out that secret passage. I've always wondered what is actually behind secret doors." Faldor seems to nearly glow with the idea of exploring into something that has secret in the name. "Hurrmmm... Sometimes, somesuch things not be right-like being un-secreted, eh?"
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Effan Effluvium wrote: Effan waits patiently for Hozs to leave with his prize, then sonically blasts the remaining eggsacks. He whispers to Abe and Morganst, "I don't want to upset the boy, but we should destroy that last sack as well when he isn't looking. It will just be trouble otherwise." "Damn straight, droogy."
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The False DM wrote:
Fort: 11 + 1 = 12 Fort: 19 + 1 = 20Will: 12 + 3 = 15 Keegan is one lucky motherf%$+er. Keegan rolls on the floor, crushing spiders by the hundreds, and still yelling the same Seven Dirty Words. "SHITPISSF**&CUNTCOCKSUCKERMOTHERF#%@ERTITS! SHITPISSF#&!CUNTCOCKSUCKERMOTHERF*!~ERTITS! SHITPISSF+~!CUNTCOCKSUCKERMOTHERF@~!ERTITS!"
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Faldor O'Gistoresh wrote:
Keegan coughs, emitting a cloud of foul-smelling black smoke. For some reason, it has a different color and appearance than the smoke coming from the pools of burning oil. "Nngh... *hack* *ick* *cough*..." Keegan starts picking up spiders and depositing them in his satchel, pausing every few moments to eat one, popping the crisped arachnids into his mouth rather more daintily than one would expect.
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Effan Effluvium wrote: "Catch!" Effan softly tosses first one, then the other vial to Keegan. The tindertwig doesn't toss as well, so he picks it up and trots it over to the scout. Keegan catches them deftly, and immediately slams back the bottle of oil like a flagon of ale. Striking a tindertwig off the sole of his boot, he saunters toward where the swarm lurks in the darkness. He holds the burning tindertwig in front of his face, as if to see deeper into the shadows. Suddenly, he lets loose the oil from his mouth, spewing it in a fine mist over the tindertwig's flame and creating a massive gout of fire to wash over the swarm of arachnids. Seriously, I don't know what to roll for this one. I just thought it would look cool.
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Effan Effluvium wrote:
"Tossem here."
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The False DM wrote:
Murphy's law. About two hours after I wrote that, my computer died. My computer and I spent the last few days in and out of the repair shop. Keegan does a strange sort of jig. It would be easy to write off as a local folk dance, until one realizes that there is indeed method to the madness. "Nnhh... Motherf@$~ers..." Unarmed (?) attack, skirmish: 15 + 2 = 17; damage: 1d4+1 (?) + 1d6 = 8
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Effan Effluvium wrote:
Aw, come ON! NOW you post? I just got back from work!
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Morganst Loreane wrote:
Keegan takes several steps away from both Morganst and the door.
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Abernathus Burbuckle wrote:
"Hurrm... Littlescales be thinking halfings taste like dirt. Gnomers, though, see..."
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Faldor O'Gistoresh wrote: Faldor's eyes narrow and begins to sing rather crudely about a tavern wench of multi-hued hair. When he finishes Keegan has a nice teal shade to his hair. Keegan doesn't seem to notice. Faldor O'Gitoresh wrote:
"Yeah, 's called humans, right, droogy?" He gets the joke, but he isn't smiling.
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Jaden Thorm wrote:
"Hrmmm... Littlescales savvy gnomers be tasty-like. And we's got two o' them righ'ere, see? String 'em from a tree limb 'n watch 'em dangle. Littlescalefolk be comin' right soon, eh?"
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Effan Effluvium wrote:
Keegan senses that he may have offended Effan in some way, though he doesn't quite know why. He saunters over to where the gnome is working, and begins scooping dirt from a small depression in the ground, quickly creating a small pit. "Nnh..."
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Effan Effluvium wrote:
"Pffft. Dig a mole-hole and shove it, droogy." Contrary to the nature of Keegan's words, this seems to be more instructive than derogatory.
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The False DM wrote:
"Hurrmmmr... What's is all'em's looking for him now, eh?" Keegan pulls a map of the area from his belt pouch, shaking his head.
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Faldor O'Gistoresh wrote:
"Nnnh. Ain't no heroes nomore... special-like fancy swishy malchicks what be wearing cloaks, eh, droogy?" Keegan picks his teeth with his hunting knife, dislodging what, upon closer inspection, appears to be a small clump of feathers. It probably wouldn't be prudent to ask...
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Faldor O'Gistoresh wrote: Faldor adjusts his new cloak so he can better reach his equipment, then pulls his rapier and strikes a galant pose. "Kobolds beware, we come to slay." A few twirls of the blade and he is done and begins humming a new tune that he begins to write in his head. "Heh heh heh..." Keegan jams his battered mace into his pack, taking his new weapon gently, whispering to it as he rubs his cheek against the twisted metal. After a few minutes' reverie, he drops it to his side, grinning. "Needs tr bury somes shite, like..."
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The False DM wrote:
"Hurrrmmm..." Keegan takes that. Will there be a chance to make a detour so Keegan can bury his old mace with his other gear?
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Effan Effluvium wrote:
What is this, Kingdom of Loathing? Keegan makes a sour face. "Feh. This one insn't right liking the taste o' likker. All th' stuff smells unhealthsome-like ter me, eh?" That's right. The guy who eats rotten meat can't stand the taste of alcohol.
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Effan Effluvium wrote: Effan stifles a snicker at Faldor and his mount, then looks down at his own feet, which despite being in the finest boots to be found anywhere, are starting to get sore. Maybe dignity isn't everything. Keegan doesn't even try to stifle his own raucous laughter. Pointing at the unlikely pair, he slaps his knee exaggeratedly. "This in't half ridiculous, innit? Droogy thinks 'e's a horse! AH HA HA HA HA!"
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Keegan looks extremely ill at ease dealing with the lizardfolk. His hands tighten around the handle of his morningstar. Sorry for the hiatus: RL is getting really busy right now. Should be back on track by the end of the week. As an aside, did Keegan ever dig up the stuff he cached near the big tree?
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Abernathus Burbuckle wrote:
Keegan offers the map. "Wherefore not asking earlier?"
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Faldor O'Gistoresh wrote:
"This'd rath'r have the piskies, if y'ask me, eh? Piskies better to be looking at, and ye can't eat shiny, can you?" It quickly becomes apparent to the party that Keegan has most likely eaten pixie at some point.
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Abernathus Burbuckle wrote: Abe can sense Horz's reluctance to talk to the dog and thinks he understands, so he does not press the matter further for now. He looks at the stuff Horz pulls out with genuine interest. "The forest makes beautiful things doesn't it Horz?" "Does make a true wicked lot o' uglies, likewise." Keegan's getting itchy. He hasn't eaten any fresh-killed meat in days. |