I hope we get an 80's-style training montage with Muscle Wizard ;-)
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"I roll for life!"
Karlov sighed. As strong as his grip was, the frog was quite slippery. "Frog man, you are elusive. But this is fight, there is no time for talk." Karlov swung at the frog with quite a bit of force. He then attempted to leap away from the frog, in hopes of avoiding retaliation.
I will try to punch this frog. Afterwards, I'm going to try to tumble away without provoking an AOO. Which, with that roll, won't be likely.
Karlov leaped up to catch the frog beast, luckily leaping over the anvil that landed and rolled in his direction. He landed, frog in arms, a large grin on his face. "Oh, yes! I have not done this in some time. Beast, you are no match for my strength! The anvil continued to tumble. It proceeded to smash into a nearby crate, sending splinters flying in all directions. A large amount found their way to the Muscle Wizard and dug themselves into his skin. A grimace came accross his face, but his grip held.
"It's time to play catch!"
After Karlov took a moment to finally drop all of his newbought merchandise into a neat pile, he rushed forward and entered his grappling stance. "Who is first?" he called out excitedly. Actions:
Gah! That game is a soul-sucker. I'll post here soon.
Just a warning, you will probably seeing minimal posting from me over the coming week. Diablo 3 is almost here!
Karlov sighed and dropped his newly purchased goods. "Is everytime...," he muttered.
Well, this new 7% tax means I can't buy everything I want. :(
"I will be the greatest wizard. So great, people will think I am druid!"
Karlov trailed behind a bit from the rest. "We will go to carnival soon, though? I would like to see."
Adventurer's Sash - 20 GP
Total - 795.1 GP
"If I want to shop, where should I go?"
"I have been here, waiting in shadow."
Karlov nodded. "As long as I still have chance to fight, I will take this work. We can all be good friends. It will be happy time!"
"Hello, again! Will we play more catch?"
At the sight of the his robe, Karlov cracked open a smile bigger than the Worldwound. "Oh ho! This is an honor!" he said as he donned the robe. "I am very happy to be recieving this. I am proud of my work and of my partner." He went over and draped his arm on Lorn's shoulder. "Today, we are golden brothers!"
Karlov stripped himself of any clothes he had when he caught sight of the baths. He was cannon-balling his way into the baths in a heartbeat. with a big splash, he came to relax. "Yes, this is very much well deserve," he said with a sigh, as he slowly sank into the warm waters.
Karlov's Recap: The wizard would continue firing the cannon whenever he could at anyone trying to gain on them. He did it with such a gleeful look on his face. Anyone chance he got, he would grab, pin, or punch any of the other competitors, all while yelling more about how magical he was. However, as the laps went on, he found himself slowing down, as he became more and more chilled. As tough as he was, the wizard couldn't stand the cold for much longer in his shirtless state and ended the last parts of the race just holding on and trying to stay warm.
"I am always welcoming of somewhere new to show my magic!"
Stats and Actions:
Karlov nodded to Lorn as he braced himself, slightly shivering. "You finally decide to listen and go fast?"
Stats:
Karlov held on and yelled out to the crowd. "Who wants to see more magic?"
Karlov is going to take this time to play up to the crowd. As they have just completed their first lap, he feels this is as good time as any to pander to the crowd. Shouldn't need too much of a review, but I figured I should follow format and post intent here first.
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"Ah, yes! I can see! Ha ha. HA HA HA! Let's continue the magic!" Excitedly, Karlov whipped the cannon around and aimed at the camel behind them.
Do we still make saves against numbing?
Intent for my turn is to finally shoot that camel!
Still not sure on what action I should take, though.
OF COURSE WE ARE!!! "Of this, there is no doubt!"
I have no clue what to do right now. :\
Karlov is more than 50' in front of us. He shouldn't be able to see us any more than he could see Lorth, I believe. "Arrgh! I will never win!"
"My intent being this: I will spin behind and fire water at camel. We will all enjoy laugh and marvel at my muscles."
I will just hold my shot and ride out this round, then.
Karlov, I think there must be a typo in your action. Lorth is the halfling on the Kangaroo, which is pulling Gwrr. They don't have a monkeysheep. Did you mean to target one of them, or someone else? Ah, well I guess that never clicked. Then, yes, I would target Lorth himself then.
"I hope Masters in Physics is handy today."
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As the sleigh became stable, Karlov let out a sigh. He quickly clambered back up into the sleigh and manned the cannon. "Alright, my friend, just continue going fast. I will take care of competition. If I remember, you shoot where will be, instead of where is..." He aimed the cannon towards Lorth's sleigh in hopes of hitting not Lorth himself, but the monkeysheep pulling it.
He lined up with a floating marker and the Muscle Wizard was pleased to see a small indicator on the cannon note that it was not armed. Just to clear this up, I assume this meant it was now armed instead of not armed. Is this correct?
No issues on my end.
Stats:
As Zib slipped from his hands, Karlov let out a slight sigh of astonishment. "I'm not great enough wizard to fly yet." He then put his attention to the matter at hand. The sleigh was on the verge of rolling unless he did something. He took a deep breath. He was getting colder and needed to regain his composure. Then, in a flash, he hopped over the left side of the sleigh and held on by the railing, his feet braced on the side. He hoped his weight would be enough to keep it steady. "Remember what I say," he yelled, "GO FAST!"
Just to double check, our sled is currently sideways, right?
"I send condolonces via greater teleport. May your day become good, my friend!"
"Yes, you have skill matching a warlock! You are not yet ready to be wizard, though."
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Karlov looked a bit surprised at his success with clearing the wreckage of the sleigh. "Ha, ha, yes! Now is time to go fast!" He hunkered down and held on.
"We are arcane comrades!"
We are meant for winning Lorth, nat 20 on my grab. "This one is very much knowing magic!"
I tried to make a muscle wizard like post, and failed horribly. None of my rolls even went over 10. =[ "You are lacking magic!"
Stats and Actions:
Karlov brought his hands down, a bit more full than they were a moment ago. "Ah, Gnome," he said as he placed Zib down, "you decide to join the best cart? I understand, you want to win!" Karlov leaned over the side of sleigh. He noticed the debris still lodged in place. He did his best to separate the sleigh from the scrap. "I will make sure we do best," he said while giving one last push to dislodge the debris. "I CAST HASTE!"
Could I attempt to move my weight around to try to keep the sleigh more stable?
"Zib, you are about to be have a magical time!" |