Jenerick the Goblin's page

What wrong with Squash? It's a silly food.

I can also make more by bashing people. YAY MORE SQUASH!

DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing goblin rules.

Rule #1 - BURN EVERYTHING!

Edit: Gran is stuffed and exploded with fireworks for ninja'ing me.

Fourth of July is the day.
Time that Goblins come out to play!
So if you isn't green,
You mustn't be seen
For Goblins now enter the fray.

Those who not goblins must flee to their very homes, and retire from Calvinball for today, or suffer a -9,999,999,999,999,999,999 penalty and lose the game automatically.
I GOT FIREWORKS, and not afraid to use them.