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James: As you sneak around the tall wooden fence, you manage to glimpse inside the yard through the rails. A young girl, perhaps four years of age, is swinging on an old play-set. The yard looks domestic and non-threatening.

I'll find somthing to stand on I'll stick my head over the fence and in my most non-threating voice call out to the girl. "Hello there, I'm James are your parents around? I need to speak to them."?

James O'Neil wrote:

spot check=16

James: Despite the lack of a vehicle in the driveway, a quick glimpse of movement through one window lets you know that there is someone home. In fact, it is possible that there is someone in the backyard (which is surrounded by a large wooden fence).

I'll snoop around the feance trying to be sneaky and find a way over or under.

search=13, move silently=16, spot=9.

spot check=16

I'll head over to the post office and talk to the clerk, asking about the tow company or an address for Juan Clinton.

I'll drive down to Rio Dona in the morning and look for SKM Towing. I'll talk to the troopers at a latter date.

I will find out where S.K.M Towing is based and plan on heading that way, also I will locate the state trooper ofice the is doing the 'investagation'.

James O'Neil wrote:

I'll leave the bar aroung midnight and go back to my room, and go online and see if I can find any info on the missing girl.

James** spoiler omitted **

Thoughts for activities for the following day?

Next morning I will check out the local paper if they have one and look through the past few months of papers looking for any thing odd, focusing on front-page events, classified and obits. After that I will head over to the sheriff’s office and start chatting up the dispatcher and get an interview with the sheriff.

I'll leave the bar aroung midnight and go back to my room, and go online and see if I can find any info on the missing girl.

"I'll keep an eye out for her , give me your number so I can get ahold of you in case I do find out what happened."
I'll give him my cell number also and what was his name?

I'll take a look at the photo and ask, "When did she go missing and any word if she has any friends or a job around these parts"?.

sense motive = 25

"...Sure...let me get a another round first". I give him the once over and order two beers and then head to a booth in the back away from others.

I'll join in the conversations around me trying to get the natives tour of the surounding area, listining for places that are said to be bad luck or haunted.

spot check = 12

I'll order a beer from the bar and start talking to the bartender 'This beers gonna hit the spot, I've been driven all day and I'm thirsty" I heard some rumors about some cannibals living off the highway eating tourists. Can you imagine that I figure that its just some story to get travelers to buy some haunted hi-way maps. What’s the real story”. I look very closely at his reaction to what I say.

gather info = 17, senese motive = 25

I'll get directions for the Watering Hole and head over there. when I do get there I'll try to find spot out of the lights and watch the people going in and out for a while before going in myself.
I'll get directions to the VFW also.

Thank you, I'm glad to be here.

I'll wait till after sundown and approch the night clerk.
gather info=21 "Man o man I'm gettin bored in my room, whats folks do around here for fun?
Inuendo=21 Is there any kind of roadhouse that's not no the map you know some place where the young people hang out at".

My publisher usually gives me the "weird" cases (cults, animal mutilations, UFOs) to investigate and debunk.

I was sent to find out the real story behind the murders.

My first step would be to get a room at the hotel in Washington and use it as a base and asking the locals about the murders.

I think I'm ready now.

Here I am, I still need to add equipment though. Tell me what changes I need to make.

Stat rolls

Must have been a hard day, have a asimiLATTE..
Don't forget to tip your barista.

The "good" rum was assimiuLATTEd before you showed up.
So was the "good" whiskey, bourbon, scotch, tequila and vodka.
Next time show up a little earlier and make sure you tip your barista.

Kilts are men who are too afraid of going tackle out.

*starts swinging tackle* "Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter"

Borg Jack wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Commands and statements of a failed drone hold no Relevance

Therefore we should ignore him as he has proven to be flawed.

Your statement is Incorrect

They must have given you the bad rum
The collective will dig out pity for that

Your statment is irrelevant

Male/female terminology is Irrelevant

This is a man's world, this is a man's world

You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark

This is a man's, a man's, a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
Man makes then happy 'cause man makes them toys
And after man has made everything, everything he can
You know that man makes money to buy from other man

This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl

He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness
(James Brown)

If the godfather of soul says it, it must be true.

Relevance is irrelevant.
You wil be assimiLATTEd.
Tip your barista.

*pees in the pond just to add insult to injury*

Why does this thread give me mental images of a bunch of old guys in plaid shirts and overalls sitting around the porch of a general store on a summer day?

-The Gneech

Got a pretty tail there boy....purr for me like a kitty.

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