"No fightin'? All weapons'll be peacebonded? Troublemakers? The 'ell kind'a shag pub is this?"
The lady eagerly snaps up a free bitter ale is a vision of a dirty blonde, an elegant avatar of grit and trouble. Her hair is in a simple ponytail, and her delicate frame is perfectly veiled by a shirt and pants.
"Thank'ya for the drink, dear, but by 'everyone,' you seem to have caught two of us. Sounds like the boys saw the 'No Animals' rule and moved on."