Jacob's Brother's page

No one expects RPG Superstar!

Our four primary weapons are surprise, filigree, gore, a fanatical devotion to construction requirements, and-

Tag me in!

*fist-bumps back*

9 of us... 9 of us...

B-b-but... my glorious tags!

Sea serpent vs. Sea serpent

No, your item is not "easily mistaken" for some mundane piece of equipment, because detect magic is a flippin' 0-level spell!

Where are you getting that aura? You certainly don't have any spells of that school in your construction requirements.

If you're going to tell me an effect is "similar to" an existing spell, you need to tell me how it's different.

That awkward moment when you read over Item 1 and think to yourself, "Yeah, that's not bad. I think I could see that in the Top 32." And then look at the opposite item and realize, "Oh, hey, that's *my* item."

Sorry, Item 1. I'll vote for you if I see you again.

Hey, no fair!

Saw my item!

Botched [b] tags vs. in-character quote.

*sigh*

AAAAAAHHHHH!

I think I'm the only Kellogg entered this year, so the pressure is intense!