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BORAK PETTER OF PUPPIES!

Fizzy jumps up and down

That is so much better. I will call you that!


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Fizzy jumps at the Shadowy figure turning into a person

Where did your shadows go? And why do you despoil things? That doesn't seem nice. I think you should change your name to something like Borak the Friendly. That's better don't you think?


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Fizzy spends time chatting with his new scarf friend

You see I was using the famous gnome Pew spell which is created by...


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WOW! That was so cool! How did I do that? MAybe it was that last syllable...I elongated it a little bit...hmmm. Did yo use that?

Fizzy is bouncing up and down, and running over to look at the mech


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That thing ruined my hug!

Pew Pew

2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 2 = 10 for 2d4 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5

A church pew flies from Fizzy's outstretched and and crashed into the mechs shoulder.

That should teach it! Hello there stranger!


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Somehow I feel like this is all my fault...


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Hi friends!

Fizzy says in the middle of the group hug. Being in the center he has no idea what is coming


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oh I see, never even seen ritual before :)


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What is happening? OOOOOOOOOO IDEA! This is just like what the great adventurer Bibblespreak XXXXXXXIVI faced, and he just did a few things...I bet I can do something similar! This is going to be so amazing!

Fizzy starts to gather his magic knowledge into his "ready to use" portion of his brain, as he dos the scarf flaps a little faster

more coming

Fizzy quickly pulls out some colored chalk, he goes with a baby blue as it brings out Yizid's eyes he thinks.

Then he races around everyone drawing a circle, then he runs about scribbling in gnomish, and adds some doodles for style. When he is done he chants and hops about, it is not fully clear what is magic and what is gnomish, but it seems to work

There once were some friends in dungeon-tucketh
Who got separated and thought "this sucketh"
The Fizz hopped all about
Then with a great shout
He found they were all together in a group-huggeth!

HUZZAH! Fizzy shouts to complete his ritual, attempting to bring everyone together in a group hug


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hmmm not catching your hint. Maybe some kind of ritual, but those take forever


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Fizzy has all sorts of ideas of things to say but all he can come up with is

Yeah!


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You should probably press that not that

2d6 + 1 ⇒ (6, 6) + 1 = 13

last second aid!


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This is how great adventures begin! Let's go!

Fizzy moves to the spot as well


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hey where did my post go

Fizzy does not hear anything in particular. He is too busy talking to the scarf critter. But he hears Yizid turn and he turns to look as well

What?


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Fizzy gets pulled off his feet but quickly says

It's ok friend! Just a shake! You are safe with me!


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DM Loopy wrote:


Also, Fizzy, I've seen your post. Now just isn't a good time to respond to it. I'll get to you later.

ok


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Fizzy quickly pulls out some paper from his pack and draws a stick figure of himself with the elemental next to him. Then he draws an arrow points to a new picture, this time of the elemental in a flash of light, then shaped like a scarf, then another arrow to a picture of Stick Fizzy wwith the scarf around his neck, blowing in the wind.

See! Just change your shape to this, and then you can ride with me!


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Come, perhaps you would like to ride with me? OHHHH I know. If you can change your shape to something like a scarf, you could ride along with me AND I will look amazing for all the story retellings!

2d6 + 1 ⇒ (3, 5) + 1 = 9 CHA


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Come on little guy! Fizzy attempts to cup his hand around the elemental and put it on his shoulder.

He looks to MWG What's that now?


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dm:
. A book obviously. Fizzy learned about it in his favorite class. Magical critters that are cute, dangerous and powerful at the same time

No stop! This is an old creature of magic, but it has been drained to almost nothing. Now it is basically a child! It's ok little one I will be your friend

He reaches out his hand


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apology. I didn't see the update


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I think Herald is onto something here,

Though for lore I think whatever Fizzy is about to tell us about the red thing and "Adventuring is nothing like in the books!"

Definitely used magic to aid my new friends

I wonder if Elena would let me play with some of her toys.
The Winter Herald does magic differently from me. How cool! We should have tea and discuss magic sometime.-NOPE

The way Bikke talks is incomprehensible to me. I will have to find a way to communicate with him-It would appear that we are speaking...this was a poor bond Replace with. Bikke and I will write the story of our adventures together. Time for the fist one!

Grom bought me a yummy drink once. One I have never tasted before. I will have to find him something yummy that he has never tried before-nope

+5 means a level when combined with my failed rolls


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Fizzy looks at the blob thing

spout lore: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 = 12

Oh I have read about these before! This is obviously...


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Bikke the Pirate wrote:
"Really? Will ye write about Bikke, too? Gots ye heartly stories 'bout me strength and dashin' courage, 'n' how me plunders buccaneer booty and woos me buxom beauties in ever' port?"

Of course. All the stories have companions traveling with the hero!


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Fizzy scampers behind Bikke,

It was the scariest, most amazing thing ever! But really nothing like the books say. I might have to write my own account it I keep this up!


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YAY! Pew Phew will become a regular attack I think

Well that was terrible. Not at all like it reads in the stories. Fizzy wanders over to Bikke

Heya! Where should we go?


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what about my attack?


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YEA 14! Grappled! That means Fritz wins!


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Fizzy looks at his finger...Holy smoke! How did I summon that!

He only looks at Yizid for a moment before he fumbles out his potion and downs it, feeling his wounds close and scab over nicely.

Pew Phew! he points at the back of the golem's head and a sweaty hanky of great size flies at it

2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 5) + 2 = 13 it hits sloppily into the back of the head of the creature 2d4 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3) + 2 = 6


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New text-Fizzy pulls a hanky from his sleeve-one does not travel without a hanky after all- and he holds that as he pulls at the hand with all his light screaming a bit as it tears away.

well if it turns and looks the other way I can scramble for safety, just buying time


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2d6 - 1 ⇒ (2, 6) - 1 = 7 STR

Fizzy reaches for the first solid thing he can find, finding only a door jam he closes his eyes slams the arm against it shattering it, though he feels skin tearing and some shrapnel sprays his armor and exposed skin.

Then he looks past the golem, his eyes widening and points, as if there is something huge about to hit it.

2d6 + 1 ⇒ (1, 5) + 1 = 7 defy danger CHA


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i dunno why I added +1. In any event I guess I will take damage. He isnt overpowering it, he can't speak so that is really all I can think of.


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2d6 + 1 ⇒ (6, 4) + 1 = 11 defy danger Dex

Fizzy does his best impersonation of a wriggling fish and wiggles like crazy, finding himself slipping free using the slick juices of the pie.


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Discern Realities: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 1) = 6 never mind

Not being able to figure out the best course of action, Fizzy hopes that he can destroy the foe

Fizzy winds up and pew pew 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 = 12 for 2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 the pie flies and slams the Golem in the face as Fizzy backs away


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Fizzy promptly reaches for his potion, oblivious to everything else around him.

Got it! That was a...

Then he was falling. He lands smack on his bottom, and immediately begins to scramble to avoid the danger.

2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11 defy danger dex


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Fizzy looks about and says

Nope!

He races to join the others weaving and ducking to avoid smoke and fire.

smoke rises...stay low

2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1) + 2 = 9 DD int


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oh. reading...i should work on that. In that case, the boxing glove flies as I fly then the defy danger would be to avoid slamming into anything.


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Yipes!! Fizzy shouts

1d6 ⇒ 6

Pew Pow! Fizzy screams as he wiggles his fingers and sends the boxing glove up into the chin of the creature holding him, hoping it makes him drop

2d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 5) + 2 = 12 for 2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5

With that he wiggles, doing his best impersonation of a fish out of water

Dex Defy: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 6) = 12

if I am allowed to do that as well after the hit to the face


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Fizzy, tries to shake out the cobwebs, and then, slowly stands, with his hand on the shelf next to him to steady himself.

Defy danger if needed:
2d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6

Then he looks about the room trying to gauge the situation

Discern: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4 what is useful to me

Unfortunately the world is spinning still and Fizzy just can't keep his feet. He slumps back down to the the floor, pressing his palm to his forehead


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sure. Figured since I was just moving maybe I could get out of the way, but I'll retcon and might try to donmore

2d6 ⇒ (5, 4) = 9 defy danger dex

Fizzy hustles out of the way of the falling shelves but does not realize that the domino effect will continue. He turns and manages to step out of the way of the shelves but he does manage to get buried in a mass of books leaving him buried up to his waist.


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Gnomish Game:

Ah the truly Gnomish word play game of Grimbleport. This is a game of word association where each person names a noun or adjective, and the other has to name the word that pairs. How gnomes do it is one of the great mysteries of life. But two gnomes can begin the game and for hours manage to say the exact pairing word that the other was thinking of. There is really no winner or loser, it is just a delightful way to pass the time. As one can imagine the poor dragon in the story is completely flummoxed by the game, mostly by how the Elder Fizz is able to name the word that he is thinking of but he cannot ever name the Fizz's.

Fizzy clutches the book to his chest and races out from the tumbling shelves, jumping out of the way at the last moment, he stands and dusts himself off, and lets a tear fall at the damage to the books.


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makes sense

Fizzy starts to go for the tales of great adventure..dragon slaying and such, but he gets stopped by the Herald and immediately grabs the bio go his ancestor.

ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh

He hugs the book then hugs herald then plops down and starts to read


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I didnt know what to call a move to search out books. I figured what is useful to me here as I look for books on magic and adventure, I suppose.


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Fizzy hustles along, and eventually will find himself in the library as well.

SO. MANY. SO. MANY. BOOKS!

He immediately rushes about looking for books on magic and books on adventure, whichever he stumbles on first he starts collecting them to read.

Discern: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 5) = 11


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Fizzy looks around at the carnage.

That. Was. AWESOME! First it was like...then...and then...and then...it was just like in my stories! So amazing! We should do it again!

As he speaks he is re-enacting everything that happened.

Now what?


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2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 4) + 2 = 10

Just like in the picture books! Fizzy casts prestidigitation to create a cartoon looking wall of flame directly in front of the golem. It is obviously fake, but perhaps it is enough to make the golem pause for just a moment, while he closes the distance to get another good shot off.


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Pew Pow

Fizzy aims at another boxing glove at the Golem attacking Bikke

2d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4) + 2 = 11 for 2d4 ⇒ (4, 2) = 6

Hmm fire definitely is accurately described in the books. It hurts. For sure.


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Fizzy yelps and dives to the ground trying to avoid the flames

2d6 ⇒ (6, 3) = 9 DD Dex

He then rolls on his side and stops, he raises his finger guns and sights down them and says

Pew Pew! sending another pie at the Golem as it flees

2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 2 = 10 for 2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5

I read about a situation just like this in a book once! If it was at all accurate that golem should explode in a ball of flame from this! he says confidently


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2d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 5) + 2 = 12 defy int. Get 'em Gregor the Golem Gasher!. Fizzy says as he scrambles away for a bit of safety as he points the other way, using the distraction for safety

Then he makes his finger fun Pew Pow! 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1) + 2 = 9 for 2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5

A gigantic boxing glove flies from his hands and slams into a golems head

I'll take some more unwanted attention


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Grommersmith! Aim for the gonads! The Golem-nads!

2d6 + 1 ⇒ (5, 2) + 1 = 8 aid

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