Well, I'm taking some spending money, nothing you'd miss, since you're loaded. How many pockets do you need in one jacket?.
Time to let you get on with your promise, while I catch up for lost time. Don't let me down. Remember... I'll see you before you see me (ho ho!).
Time to stretch my legs and see how the place has changed.
I'll get myself a few beers, or maybe one of everything off the the top shelf, since it won't be me feeling like crap tomorrow morning.
Maybe swing by the Gallery. That two headed pig will be long gone, and the chicken that plays diamondback, but there should be something to gawp at. Then on to The Salute, there's bound to be some dirty lass who'll drop her kegs for whats jangling in this pouch. Some lucky fellow's in for a free ride. Pity he won't be awake to enjoy it!
Don't worry, if I've any left after I've shot my nuts, I'll stick it on the tables, maybe double your money, eh?.
You want to listen to those other three. They might have driven me batty on the way back, witering about how much their treasure's worth, but at least they'll do a good turn for a poor orphan, out of the goodness of their hearts, unlike some greedy bastards I could mention.
And they'll stick their necks on the block, when some bear-owl flattens their friends, instead of prancing round the yard, like a big fairy. We gave that dwarf-girl a good snog to say thank you, when we checked out the stables (OR DID WE? HA HA!).
And if I hear any more cracks about fleecing farmers out of their savings, it won't just be your tongue going back up that horse's arse, it'll be your whole head, okay?.
Toodle-doo, and thanks for the holiday bonus!