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First King wrote:
Emperor Palpatine wrote:
Elder Elemental Eye wrote:
Jal Dorak wrote:
I channel positive energy to erase this thread.
You would do that. Worship me.
Leave him alone, he's mine.
That's what she said.

Quiet, you hack.

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Elder Elemental Eye wrote:
Jal Dorak wrote:
I channel positive energy to erase this thread.
You would do that. Worship me.

Leave him alone, he's mine.

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Vader and I like to play Tic-Tac-Toe with the Death Star.

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We got a Def Star!

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This thread has been brought to you by Friends of Lawful Paladins for Thin Mint Blizzards.

I am Emperor Palpatine, and I approve the fattening of holy warriors and Liam Neeson.

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I brought Stormtroopers!

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I have only ever acted for the general good.

Also, Christmas as a Sith is terrible. Only one person gives me presents.