Fast Fingers Freddy's page

^^^ See? Even more halfling racism. It's everywhere...

Oh. Well, faster waffles are fine. Be more fun if Freddy was faster, but I can't say no to waffles, nevertheless. My profuse thankfulness, friend.

Fellow? Sure. Servant? Never. I just like waffles. Plus, I find following the right conversation fascinating. Farewell, for now.

Oh. Well, faster waffles are fine. Be more fun if Freddy was faster, but I can't say no to waffles, nevertheless. My profuse thankfulness, friend.

Is that like a fleet infusion for waffles? How fantastic would that be for me! I think I want my five waffles to be infused with fleetness, today. I have the funds.

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Edit: Damn you, ninja-Kyle!

I am very sneaky.

Not as sneaky as me. Looked around your mountain top, the last week? d-:

Five, sir. Always five. I find that four is too few, but five always fits just fine. Thank you. And seeing as it can be so florid, perhaps it could use a feathering of sapphire for effect? Even if you don't, you'll see me again. Fairly routinely, I think. Perhaps five every day would be a bit much, but every fifth day? Yep. I think I shall stop by here every fifth day for five waffles. Fair fortune, friend!

Waffles? I like waffles. Waffles are one of my favorite foods. Not really sure why. Kind of like falafel. Falafel is phenomenally fun for me. Same with farfalle. What? Me? Oh! I'm Fast Fingers Frederick the Filch...er...my friends call me Fast Freddy. Pay? Sure. I can pay. Lemme see if I can find some funds for you, friend. Say, why is your building such a florid color?