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Ethel, the daughter of an Alkenstar brigand with a Bonuwat sailor, was not a well-liked person in the Grand Lodge. She worked hard at it, in truth, taking something not completely unlike pride at treating everyone who walked through the doors of the Grand Lodge canteen with the same mix of scorn and rudeness, no matter how important they were.

But, after almost fourty years of service, she found herself losing her edge. The manifold uses of "f@$! you, s+&~stain" no longer awed her, and the faces of disappointment and disgust at the sludge she served were simply not as fun as they used to be.

The end of her career came suddenly. A new Pathfinder agent had the nerve to come to her and complain about her food, then her attitude. A lot of screaming ensued, followed by: "you idiots think banging monsters' heads is so difficult! Well, let me tell you, I can murder as well as you! Even better! I'll f$#%ing erase you fatkidneyed bastards from Golarion with my greatness!"

That same day she quit her job and applied to become a Pathfinder agent. With limited success.

Ethel has light brown skin and dark brown eyes. Her hair is thick, curly, streaked with white and silver, and in utter disarray. She dresses in a simple purple/violet dress, with leather armour haphazardly worn over it.

Ethel's physically unable to go for more than a minute without cursing. She tried saying something kind once, but ended up in the infirmary. She shoots first, continues shooting after, and yells questions under the sound of gunfire at whatever's left standing.

Evil tried getting Ethel on its side, but quickly realised that was a terrible idea and withdrew its invitation. She remains a steadfast stream of chaos, ready to do the right thing just so she can berate someone at how bad they are.

In her free time, Ethel writes cheap romance novellas. The seventh installment of her series on "Philomena, the busty ogress" won the popular vote for Absalom's best romance in 4719.

Pathbuilder link: https://pathbuilder2e.com/launch.html?build=369858
CN/Medium/Human/Versatile heritage/Humanoid

HP 19
Speed 25 feet
Perception +6
AC 18
Saves Fort +7 / Ref +9 / Will +4

Languages Common, Goblin

Skills Acrobatics +7, Athletics +2, Crafting +3, Lore: Cooking +3, Medicine +4, Stealth +7, Survival +4, Thievery +7

Abilities Str +0, Dex +4, Con +1, Int +3, Wis +1, Cha +0

Items Leather, Backpack, Bedroll, Chalk (10), Flint and Steel, Rope, Rations (2), Torch (5), Waterskin, Soap, Bullets (10 rounds) (20), Crowbar, Thieves' Tools

Melee Cast iron pan +7 (Agile, Finesse, Shove), **Damage** 1d4+2 B
Corset Knife +7 (Agile, Concealable, Finesse, Thrown 10 Ft.), **Damage** 1d4+2 P
Ranged Double-Barreled Pistol +9 (Uncommon, Concussive, Double Barrel, Fatal d8), **Damage** 1d4 P +1

Class features (Way of the Drifter) Into the Fray, Reloading Strike

Additional Feats Alchemical Crafting, Munitions Crafter, Seasoned, Sword and Pistol, Toughness
Background Cook