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Just look into the light... you won't remember this intrusion. It must have worked, I can't even remember how you've managed to keep your medical drama on the air for 20 seasons. That's alotta probin'.
Standard medical procedure for a seizing Jimmy Buffett is to put a cheeseburger in his mouth.
If I put on pants, I will need to go get some groceries...Ah! Ah! Ze Polish Grocery Trousères! Magnifique!!! I don't remember this part of the Golden Pantaloons quest.
Do I really want to know how they get boneless chicken wings?From the Chicken Ooze farms. Can a Bestiary critter have a negative Intelligence score? Not a mindless "-" score, but an actual negative number. Because oozes are mindless, and chickens are even dumber, so combining the two...
Is that some strange chicken cow hybrid... In the previous season finale, Gran Rey de los Melicamp was bitten by a were-cow. Then last episode, he was surreptitiously searching for a cure in the High Hedge Estate. When one of Thalantyr the Conjurer's golems showed up to investigate, he panicked and fled, stealing a cursed magic item, which chickenated him. Also, Boo thinks you're just ducky.
She probably got into a jug of
”Oh good, you’re awake.” MY TIME TO SHINE IS FINALLY HERE! {restarts crafting of Turnip Bruiser Mates for crossbow}
Just make sure your "dentist" isn't a talismonger. Dragon's tooth drilldust is worth almost as much as kaiju bone powder.
"If they capture us, they'll stab us to death, polymorph our flesh, and wear our skins for their clothing – and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."
What would Tammy's party make of a combat encounter with a tanuki brawler (or bloodrager) and his pet swarm of male ducks?
If Alan Moore had a grave, I think he'd be rolling in it right about now.Although to be honest, I think Moore does that anytime DC does anything nowadays, or at least the closest equivalent. DC should just commission a bespoke suit for Moore made of copper thread, then hire Juggalos to surround and follow him while holding magnets. Think of the electricity that could be generated!
I do have a bunch of filler though. Like Treppa using her hamster as a bow to shoot down the dragon.... Go for the
"I've got a bucket of mice that exploded from growing multiple livers."
Sissyl is correct of course, the other sword is the chained blade of Dak'kon, which alas, you cannot use. You can use it, but not in Planescape Spoiler: One of the two bonus merchants in Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn sells it and other Planescape items. The merchant appears in the Adventurer Mart in Waukeen's Promenade in Athkatla.
If you pop on over to the AP section, check out Tammy Shall Rise, all will be made clear. "She resists. She clings to her old life as if it actually matters. She will learn."
Life is pain. "Life... is strength. This is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world. But is it what you want? You are... different inside. This woman lives and has strength of a sort. She lost her parents to plague, her husband to war, but she persevered. Her farm has prospered, her name is respected and her children are fed and safe. She lived as she thought she should. And now she is dead. Her land will be divided, her children will move on, and she will be forgotten. She lived a good life, but she had no power; she was a slave to death. I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?"
TIL I learned what a psychommu is. Also, TIRemembered that MondayIL that there is a place in New Jersey called Freehold. Is Freehold DM originally from NJ, or is this township some Garden State version of Innsmouth? Does the all bike-riding populace own a plethora of Gundam toys and merch, children are warned in bedtime stories of the evil Whedbrown investigators, and everyone waits excitedly for the eventual awakening of the inscrutable Freeholdthulhuhuhuamon?
Abadar's bronzed knickers? Perfect, just perfect! That's one! Now to find the golden pantaloons and the silver pantaloons...
Hey now, my kids may curse like pirates, but at least they wear their pantaloons :-DNO BAD MOUTHING HOW OTHERS RAISE THEIR KIDDOsWait, wait! I have to accept the way Captain Yesterday raises his kids? No, way, man! I'm outta here! Well, they are kids. So they just have to accept wearing pantaloons until they are old enough to have Kerrick the Smith forge them into their own Big Metal Unit.
>_> <_< {paints "Thrunes eunt domus" on the wall}
Every year, there are people who don't read the directions or rules for the contest and they submit items over word count. Crikey, it's the rozers! {grabs up remaining unsold cursed "shoehorns of the logorrheic writer", hurriedly exits stage left}
I blame Cosmo that I reinstalled Baldur's Gate (EasyTutu'ed it) and started playing instead of finishing the mechanics on my entry for RPG SupaStah!
Dang it, Thalantyr, this has happened to too many of your apprentices to be a coincidence. {sigh} Here, hold my turnips while I dig out my notes on that antichickenator spell...
34) [or 33b] Make pickles out of clay, paint & glaze them, and fire in kiln. Suspend these "pickles" in gelatinous cube. 35) [or 33c] Convince goblins to have a cow-patty flinging contest, then turn a dozen mini-otyughs loose on them.
Now I'm pondering the new options now available with Succubus Unchained...
I blame Cosmo that all of us are currently sober.
I blame Cosmo that I now want a recipe for a gin tizzy.
Feelings on Dinosaurs, Tea Parties, and Multiple Aliases? IMHO, I'd prescribe "Walking in Your Footsteps" and "Tea in the Sahara", but a full dose of Synchronicity certainly couldn't hurt.
I Blame Cosmo that no one has yet taken Chicken Infested or Were-Sheep as a Flaw, even though I have allowed both in my last two campaigns! I blame Cosmo you haven't shown them Black Sheep as a recruitment film.
I blame Cosmo for the meddling cleric remove curseing my afflicted lycanthropy. I really liked being a were-møøse!
"Ahhh, the child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more...'experiments'... The pain will only be passing; you should survive the process..."
Heya! {has audio flashbacks to Noober and Neeber from Baldur's Gate series, right eye begins to twitch again}
I disagree. Sanity checks are important. If you're crazier than everyone else in THIS forum, its time to check into the loony bin. That reminds me, you're due for your annual physical... aura adjustment/realignment, phrenology exam, and draining/changing bodily humors. Your co-pay under your current plan will be 35 quatloos.
{glassy-eyed, replies in monotone} It's a bit of "spawn" for a new awakened H. Sapiens-targeting Cordyceps variant that His Sparkling Luminescence, Cosmo the Glorious, is now including free with all copies- {pauses, as if listening to unheard voices} Er, um... just ignore that. It's a bit of candy, yes, yummy delicious candy, included free to all Paizo customers. Yes. Share and enjoy!
Just realized how incredibly awesome a warpriest with a sacred weapon (gun) would be. Holy gun indeed... Alchemist: {in full mutagen mode}
Obscure/obtuse slaad is obscure/obtuse.Dr. Bronner? Yeah, the Dr. Bronner reference was deliberate too. Slaad brain's are part Markhov text generators and part refrigerator magnetic poetry sets, powered by caffeinated pop culture memes, and wrapped like stinky fish in random pages from a Steve Allen book.
"That reminds me of this over-saturated current meme/cat video/pop culture reference... I'll just link to it yet again- {rolls natural 20 on Will save} -Nah, I think we're all sick of it by now. Sorry to bring it up."
69. Damiel: "Ah, my latest concoction... I call it brain bleach."
Or it could be that I was out killing wererats. {looks puzzledly at
I blame Cosmo for the FDA's refusal to greenlight Paronomasian XR for the chronically pun-intolerant.
Yes, MM, come visit Planet Houston. We gnomes are as thick as mosquitoes down here. {keeps one eye alert for LPM with a can of gnomicide}
Golarion's first "gnomish rodeo" or first "airboat"?
Meredith Jones is banned for not being UL certified and a fire hazard.
Anyone that tried would face the wrath of the gnomish turnip cartel anyway. They'd hire Red mantis assassins to take out anyone trying to horn in on their tuber monopoly. Oh please, my good friend Don Gnomeleone is a simple importer-exporter and family man, not the head of a "cartel."
Roly Poly Not-a-Cannoli
Tirq is banned. Here's your sign.
The Most Interesting Mark Hoover in the World
The UnCola
All right, listen closely, Hulk was at the unemployment office and Hulk told them Hulk was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and Hulk gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".
By the way you should try out my prismatic happy birthday balloon spell. Lots of fun. Thanks anyway, but I already picked up the new Armageddon Sebastian Gun last time I was in Nex.
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