Dr.Dr. Maximilian v. Drakenfels's page

Hello to all

my party thinking to open a general store in lepistadt,but we have some questions...
What is the cost to buy/rent a building? i think open a shop in a commercial road will be more expensive.but i dont know where to look for prices.
The cost of set up the shop (shelves,labs etc?)
the cost of materials? (one player will make potions,other the weapons and armors and the wizard the magic items)
what is the profit per month or per year? how do you calculate how many customers the shop will have?

please drop some ideas/advices

General store? By the scalpel, not another one! You can't throw a stone in Lepidstadt without breaking a general store window. (Yes, I actually tested this extensively in my youth).

What we need is a decent store for the discerning medical analyst. Raw materials for alchemical experiments, medical supplies and... let's call it practise material. I will not go into more detail for certain reasons (I won't spell it out, but I'll mention the Pharasmins.)

It's a shame that in a university town, it's a bit of a lottery to purchase clean bandages.

I'm performing a victoryectomy on this thread.

I succeed.

I surgically removed the victory. It is now mine, and none of you can get to it any more, because I keep it in a trusty specimen jar.

Laslo, you have a very weird speech impediment. Or is it a dialect? I've been here in Ustalav for decades now, but I never heard such a thick dialect. You humans are funny with your language.

I'm thinking of a creepy "doctor of anatomy" who's been kicked off the medical academy of Lepidstadt in Ustalav.

How did that happen? Forget to pay your tuition fees? They are a bit anal about these. Or are you the guy who attacked the professor who failed him? Don't do that, seriously. If you do have the urge to attack someone, you can always enlist with the Gateguard and learn how to fence. I did, too. Didn't want to at first, but people kept asking me why I can't use a sword even though I'm an elf. After 30 years, that stuff gets annoying, and it's easier to spend some time for a decade or two learning how to fence.

And if you don't like the scar, as a doctor, you can always take care of it.

Oh yeah, he has been around practically forever - as humans reckon time, at least.

Either it's a couple of guys who are playing a macabre prank on the whole Principality, or it isn't a human. There are enough Undying in the Undying Principality of Ustalav, and of course most of the common races that aren't humans can live for 120 years without a hitch.

I mean personally I have lived for long enough to see several human generations be born, grow up, grow old, and die, and by my race's standards I'm still almost a child. With the right care - and I am a doctor of medicine, I know how to take care of my body - I can see half a millennium, maybe a whole.

But that guy's identity hasn't been found, and little is known about him, at least officially.

The sexy-spray distraction spies have really been racking up the kills with this influx of new players. :D

For our German players out there(ie: you, KaeYoss)

Sturm und Drang!

brassbaboon wrote:

Do people really put this tired old trope in games anymore? Seriously? Humans may not be at the "top of the food chain" but they are higher than deer. And if druids are going to stop humans from hunting because they aren't at the "top of the food chain" does that mean they would stop a fox or a weasel?

Probably. Sounds like a vegan druid. He'll try to teach lions to eat tofu. Attacks anyone who doesn't agree. Total douche. The only way to combat those is to kill more creatures than you're eating. Film yourself doing it, and send the films to him. Give the animals fake trials and make it clear that the judge in the scene is totally not impartial. Make the lawyers sock puppets and let them speak in a silly voice with two conflicting accents at once. And the court needs a half-time show. Make animals wear fur coats. Made out of their own fur. That ought to shatter their sanity after the third tape, and they'll die trying to eat themselves, convinced they're a kosher bean stalk.

I'm concerned about your sanity, weird jester person.

I shall claim victory for the Undying Principality and the outstanding University of Lepidstadt.

By the way, I put roofies into everyone's drinks, so you wouldn't reply any more. Plus, I need some organs, so I'll browse while you drowse.

I'm beginning to think my live choices might have been less than ideal. Wisdom is one of the things I don't have in abundance.

Bad enough that some people call me insane - it becoming true would prove those yokels right and that thought is just unbearable.

I shall go and research an extract that protects my mind.

bugleyman wrote:

pres man wrote:

I don't think there is much danger of their DNA being spread in any case.

Wait for it...

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LMAO

You just lost your Painless Way privileges.

I'll be back in this thread in 6 months to offer cheap and efficient abortions to people who say LOL a lot, because it's clearly undesirable for them to spread their DNA any further. :)

I'll be back in 3 months to perform efficient pro-active euthanasia on people who actually say LOL, as well as use several other things (like plurals with apostrophes, getting you're/your confused, getting they're/their/there confused, getting its/it's confused, as well as similar problems), because it's clearly undesirable for us to let them spread their DNA any further or use up our precious resources.