95) Gunslingers are required to bring Nerf replicas, wear a duster, have at least 1 rodeo buckle, and speak half in John Wayne quotes.
Goats are the Navy's mascot. Being disciplined by Naval Chiefs (E7-E9) is sometimes referred to as "being taken to the goat locker". 'The Captain's Daughter' was the nickname given to the Captain's lash aboard naval ships. Most blue water naval ships of yore carried a compliment of rum that was rationed out. Citrus prevents scurvy.
86. A stuffed and mounted kobold that espouses insults and bad advice to intruders.
89. Your wizard left, the ranger is afraid of sharks, the cleric is impossible to get drunk, and the female rogue failed to get laid on an island full of pirates. |
