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Dijiron wrote:

Sorry about not posting. I've been sick since Sunday.

I'm so sorry to hear! That sucks! A lot! I hope you feel better, soon!

Thanks, GM. Luckily, it's just a cold and should pass soon.

Dijiron of course relays the information to everyone he can. Daemons. Foul abominations even by fiendish standards. These three seemed to have been weakened by our efforts thankfully. Dispatching them is now possible though it will likely not be easy.

Sorry about not posting. I've been sick since Sunday.

Kn(Planes): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23

Oh I know what he meant. But Dijiron doesn't. He can't the spoilers so he has no idea that the thing will listen to him much less grant his wishes specifically.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

Seeing Ceru's fright, Dijiron rushes over to her side as quickly as his tiny legs would carry him and puts a hand on her shoulder.

"Worry not, my dear. It hasn't hurt any of us yet and it is rather unlikely that it shall begin to do so now."

Sorry to hear about all the stress, GM. I can wait patiently for further updates.

@Layla. I'm very low on spells and have none to help in this current fight. My frail Ratfolk arms are also not made for helping Narahari. So I am afraid I can only offer moral support at this juncture.

I've been assuming that the GM is busy with his newborn.

Perception aid another: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

"Ah, Amita, so good to see you up and about. Hopefully you're feeling better. I would so very much like an explanation for what is going on here."

Dijiron wrote:

Like Monty Python for kids.

This... sounds... terrifying?

Lol. I just mean that it's wacky and often non sequitur. Like one of the running gags was a person shouting something like "Great Scott!" and then a person would pop up out of nowhere and answer "Yes?" 'Cause they are Great Scott.

Sheep in the Big City! That show was awesome. Like Monty Python for kids.

It's funny, Ooze. You claim your arrows are fire yet they appear quite ordinary. Watch what happens when actual fire is summoned!

Dijiron fires a scorching ray at Frosty's enemy.

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 6, 2) = 16

Did my scorching ray from before hit? Or do I get a do-over?

Dijiron nevertheless cast his protective ward on as many people as possible. Everyone who wants it gets a +1 deflection bonus to their AC

Frosty Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 181d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Frosty Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 11d3 ⇒ 1

I'm here too and willing to jump back in. Though I wouldn't mind the recap previously mentioned.

Best to you and yours, GM.

I would prefer the hiatus. I like this campaign. If you feel that you are too busy now then that's fine too. I'd join up in the next campaign you do.

Congratulations. Glad everything worked out with all the craziness you guys got into.

Now I'm wondering if halfling babies are really tiny and grow at a similar rate humans do towards their ultimate height or if they are closer to the size of a human baby and grow slower than humans do.

Anyway good luck Layla!

Get well soon, Layla!

Strike at the Lighting creatures immediately! They're lighting weirds but touched with foul necromancy. Worry not, the green mist saps them of their strength but if they're gaining power from the fallen then we must act quickly. I don't know if the necromancy has changed them but the usual Lighting Weird is particularly weak to elemental attacks if anyone has them.

Dijiron strikes the closest one with a Scorching Ray

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Fire Damage: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 4, 4) = 15

While Ceru and others focus on escape routes, Dijiron turns his thoughts to the new forms of the prisoners and what turned them so.

Kn (Arcana): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Kn (Planes): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30
Kn (Religion): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

Does anyone have an idea on what Frosty can do?

Kn (planes): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Kn (planes): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28

The daemons are now drawing power from those imprisoned by Jakk. Either help them or slay the daemons. They are not strong and can be taken out easily so be quick about it. Stone, stop being a fool and ignore the giant for now. There's nothing you can do.

Dijiron directs Frosty to strike the nearest Daemon.

Frosty Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Frosty Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Frosty Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2
Frosty Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Well I have so many laurels that it's easy to rest on them.

Kn (planes): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Sense Motive): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Sense Motive: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

Dijiron continues to hold onto Snaketreous' back. Merciful Abadar, I feel queasy. Vitreous please do try to be more steady. I don't fancy being thrown off into the mass of goblins down there provided I actually survive the fall. Why didn't I learn feather fall?

Everyone stop trying to kill Jakk! The Cacodaemons are drawing strength from it. Incapacitate him non-lethally if possible.

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Kn (Arcana)/Spellcraft for the magical effect that summoned it): 1d20 + 100d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + (9, 19, 20, 7, 14, 17, 7, 6, 4, 13, 16, 5, 14, 3, 1, 6, 6, 20, 9, 16, 7, 2, 9, 12, 1, 10, 17, 2, 18, 9, 17, 11, 11, 16, 20, 14, 3, 19, 16, 6, 17, 20, 14, 3, 2, 14, 1, 1, 9, 1, 6, 10, 15, 9, 6, 10, 11, 8, 7, 9, 18, 20, 18, 2, 1, 6, 14, 12, 11, 4, 10, 3, 19, 6, 17, 8, 7, 18, 15, 13, 2, 9, 17, 8, 13, 10, 18, 7, 12, 18, 4, 18, 9, 10, 18, 16, 6, 2, 8, 19) + 10 = 1073

I'm reasonably certain that your arcana and spellcraft check is not 1,073 - awesome as that would be.

EDIT: Ah, fixed it. Good call. :)

Of course you'd save that from the five seconds I had it up. I tried to roll two dice in the same bracket like this: 1d20 +12, 1d20 +10. That didn't work as you can see.

Also sorry about Frosty. I'll try to be better about that in the future. Yes he continues to attack Jakk as a distraction.

Kn (Nature) for the giant: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12
Kn (Arcana) for the magical effect that summoned it): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24
Spellcraft if Arcana is inappropriate: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
Kn (Planes/Arcana) for connection to Botfly: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31
skill bonus is the same for both skill so call it whichever is appropriate.
Sense Motive to aid others: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Thanks for the crit!

But, seriously, "the burninator?" Really? Did she summon Trogdor?

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That crit better confirm or else I'm gonna be really mad.

Holy cow! I didn't even see this post of Dijiron's until just now. Yes, that was totally to Schnorzel. All the daggum ninja's in this thread! I thought for sure there were no ninja-class characters! ;P

So did it confirm then?

1) A bit. I will inform you after you state any further actions on your part. Consider it a (very, very slightly) delayed arrival.

2) It did not - you may reduce the damage accordingly.

Gods damnit. Just ignore the second damage post then.

That crit better confirm or else I'm gonna be really mad.

Kn (Arcana): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
Kn (Arcana): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30
Spellcraft): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23
Spellcraft): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
Kn (Planes): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25
Kn (Planes): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18

He appears to have some inherent magical ability that he can use with remarkable alacrity. They seem like conjuration effects. I suspect he summoned those Cacodaemons. They're the weakest kind of Daemon so I must wonder if his heart is truly in this fight. The damage to your weapon, Beylinda, is not normal however. Seems closer to a Demon than a Daemon. They must be altered in some way.

Now that Vitreous was closer, Dijiron decided to fire his Scorching Ray at Jakk.

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Fire Damage: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 6, 3) = 16
Critical Confirm: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage if confirmed: 4d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 5, 6) = 19

The uneasiness finally settled in Dijiron's stomach as the magic's effect subsided. I will certainly not be trying that again. But what to do? He is most likely protected as Nuglet was so my necromantic ray will probably not work. I am out of range for it anyway. I suppose Vitreous is our best hope at beating this monstrosity so it would help to protect him.

Dijiron casts protection from evil on Vitreous. Get closer if you can Vitreous. My spells only work form so far. I only need you to move in about 10 ft.

Yes.

EDIT: You were always able to take purely mental actions - I was not trying to imply you could not say anything, give suggestions, or that sort of thing. Apologies.

I didn't think so either. I was gonna roll skill checks if I could do anything else.

So has the round of nausea passed yet? Can I do anything?

Kn (Nature): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Sense Motive: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

Dijiron casts detect magic and scans the mesa starting with the thing that talked to us.

Frosty can be the distraction for you if you wish. I can confuse others with my mist spell or use it to aid Vitreous as I mentioned before. Otherwise I will scan the magical energies of the room and attempt to divine, though I am an Abjurer, the source and purpose of what I see as you said before.

Wow, another prodigal son returns to us. Let us rejoice and be glad. Now only Lulu need return and we'll have everyone back.

I'm mulling over a conjecture that this tower or the strange magic of the Wastes can temporarily strike people into a malaise. 'Ooze' and now Stone have recovered. We can only hope that we can stay focused now without our members nodding off again, said Dijiron with a pointed glance towards Stone then Ooze.

I think I'll need to write down the events of our sojourn into the tower and now this world in order to turn it into a hypothesis. It amazes me that we haven't had a second to truly rest and no I'm not counting the shared dream with the mirrors.

WB Ooze. Dijiron's response was in character. I'm glad to have you back.

"Ah yes 'Ooze,' said Dijiron. "How good of you to join us. Fancy sticking around for the next fight?"

Dijiron fell into a stupor when Vitreous suddenly became a giant snake. In all the stories I've ever read, I feel like turning into a giant snake is something that only villains do and only when they are about to lose. And yet, it never helps. I've never even heard a story when the Evil Vizier turns into a giant snake and then wins. I know the hero has to win in the end but then again heroes don't turn into giant snakes either. Oh gods, will those two women still be fawning over him now? I'm going to need copious amounts of alcohol. Either that or a new spell that lets me scrub my mind.

By the time he regained his composure, Shaedo had already turned him into the BotSnakeFly(tm). I think I have the perfect spell to aid in Vitreousnake's first appearance. I can summon a spooky mist that will give him an air of mystery.

Nine Hells, these revelations. I feel like I'm watching a fantasy soap opera (I now want to make and star in one). Times like these I wish I could drink at work. :P

Anyway sorry about not posting on the weekend. I work long hours so I tend to spend all my time with my girlfriend which leads to me forgetting things. Now that people post 45 posts when I'm gone I'll try to be better about posting on weekends.

"This means that Dijiron would likely mostly be furiously studying, while half-listening, scanning for things, and making comments."

So I can prepare my new spells and regain my spells per day, I assume. But I probably can't transcribe the spells from the tattoo.

Also thanks to that feat you gave me, I can make the knowledge engineering check but it isn't very good.

K (Engineering): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

An interesting story, Shaedo, but I think there is a discrepancy in the translation of the key word in the story. World simply means planet. We hail from Golarion the Cage. Elves hail ultimately from Castrovel the Green, second form the sun. Anyone can also see Akiton the Red, the fourth planet, in the night's sky.

No matter what, this was the work of powerful magic and could hold a great amount of secrets.

Dijiron finished his diatribe feeling pleased with himself until he suddenly hit himself on the head. Oh, I'm sorry, Shaedo. I didn't mean to invalidate your story. I just took issue with a definition. Another word might work better than "World."

A creeping sense of disappointment washed over Dijiron at the revelation that the women fawning over Vitreous were once Father Husk and the Black Knight they had just fought. Dijiron had never been a rat of romantic inclination unlike, say, Skivven the Seducer who charmed the Sylph princess into bringing the cool breezes to the Darklands. He was particularly disappointed in Father Husk. He seemed more...intelligent before.

Although, this revelation does lead to some interesting questions to explore. He was about to open his mouth when the quick-tongued Halfling had beaten him to the punch. His delight that another person in the expedition was taking to intellectual initiative was eclipsed by the disappointment that the two, strangely-colored women were insistent on keeping their secrets.

Shaedo's line of questioning was less scholarly but certainly more immediately important. When he saw her casting, he decided that information on both questions might be gleaned from her spell and decided to imitate her.

Incidentally, I think it's spellcraft to identify the source and school of the aura. Kn (arcana) is more about the effects of magic or identifying magical creatures like Dragons.

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

If anyone is wondering why the fire isn't waking me from my reverie, thanks to my school power, fire basically doesn't affect me unless it's a direct fire attack like fireball.

BTW I'm here and keeping up. I just don't think Dijiron has much to say about what's going on right now. He's still down with the escape plan. He'll have more to say about Schnorzel's arrival when things are calm again.

Dijiron's face is troubled as he watches the strange events before him unfold. He seems jumpy and distracted. It was all too much. Too much knowledge. I need more time. Time away from the noise. Time to study. Contextualize.

He followed along with the group when required but otherwise appeared to be in a malaise.

Just thought of something. We're gonna need HP rolls. Unless we can roll here and show you what we got.