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About Dackelbark, Goblin Swabby

Dackelbark
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Race Goblin
Gender Male
Age 5
Class Expert Level 1
Init +8; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5
AL CN
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DEFENSE
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AC 15, touch 15, flat-footed 11
(+4 Dex, +1 size)
hp 10
Fort +1, Ref +6, Will +1
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OFFENSE
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee rapier +5 (1d4 piercing/18-20) or dagger +5 (1d3 piercing, slashing/19-20)
Ranged light crossbow +5 (1d6 piercing/19-20)

Special Attacks
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STATISTICS
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Str 11, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 13, Wis 12, Cha 12
Base Atk +0; CMB -1; CMD 13
Feats Improved Initiative
Traits Goblin Foolhardiness (racial), Dirty Fighter (combat)
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SKILLS (Class Skills In Bold)
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Acrobatics +8 (+1 rank, +3 class, +4 Dex)
*Appraise +
*Artistry +
Bluff +
Climb +4 (+1 rank, +3 class)
*Craft +
Diplomacy +
Disable Device +8 (+1 rank, +3 class, +4 Dex)
Disguise +
Escape Artist +8 (+1 rank, +3 class, +4 Dex)
Fly +
*Handle Animal +
Heal +
Intimidate +
Knowledge (arcana) +
Knowledge (dungeoneering) +
*Knowledge (engineering) +
*Knowledge (geography) +
*Knowledge (history) +
Knowledge (local) +
Knowledge (nature) +
*Knowledge (nobility) +
Knowledge (planes) +
Knowledge (religion) +
*Linguistics +
*Lore +
Perception +5 (+1 rank, +3 class, +1 Wis)
*Perform () +
*Profession (sailor) +
Ride +7 (+4 Dex, +4 racial, -1 ACP)
Sense Motive +
*Sleight of Hand +
Spellcraft +
Stealth +16 (+1 rank, +3 class, +4 Dex, +4 racial, +4 size)
Survival +
Swim +4 (+1 rank, +3 class)
Use Magic Device +

* Background Skill

Languages Common, Goblin
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SPECIAL QUALITIES
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SQ

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EQUIPMENT AND GOLD
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Gear rapier (20/1), dagger (2/.5), light crossbow (35/2), 20 bolts (2/1), studded leather armor (25/10), thieves’ tools (30/2), flask of acid (10/1), eyepatch (.1/-), tricorne leather hat (5/1)

Gold 10 gp, 9 sp
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APPEARANCE
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Height 3’0”
Weight 33 lbs.
Eye Color Cinnamon
Hair Color Brown
Region of Origin Varisia (Licktoad tribe)
Deity Besmara (though he doesn’t know it yet)

Background:
Since a background is difficult to do when you're just being allowed out of your cage, here's how we'll do it:
1. List five core-concepts of how your goblin acts.
1. Cautious, perhaps even cowardly, when there’s not much going worthwhile on.
2. Heroic when there’s a chance to swashbuckle or maybe just bite someone.
3. Piratey and full of swagger when it’s fun time.
4. Debonair and swaggery when lady whelplings are around to notice it.
5. Curious in general; doglike (complete with growling and barking) when angry.
2. List two in-character goals of your goblin.
1. To sail the seas and plunder booty!
2. To kill a dog, skin it, and wear its pelt as a fake beard.
3. List two out-of-character ideas you want to see happen in the game, whether it affects your goblin personally or not.
1. Fun goblin wackiness without things turning ridiculous or mean. OK, mean at least.
2. Advancement within tribal hierarchy or, better yet, the founding of a new tribe (or shipful) of goblin pirates!
4. List one item each that your goblin particularly likes, loves, and hates.
Likes…lady goblins, especially ones who have the Bouncy trait (if you know what I mean!)
Loves…all things Pirate! Adventure! The High Seas! Chests! Booty! (Wait, are we back to talking about lady goblins?)
Hates…dogs, even goblin dogs.
5. Now write a few paragraphs connecting this all...in character. I'll looking for the greatest goblin roleplayers, after all.
Me Dackelbark. Me be goblin. Me hate me name. Me want out of whelpin’ cage…no room in here for me dreams. Da open skies! Da high seas! Da low seas, even! Da fresh, salty air o’ da sea! Not da stinky, stale air o’ da whelpin’ cage. A bouncy goblin wench in each arm as me steer da ship’s wheel with me third arm. Wait…me see slight problem.

Me hate dogs. Dogs be stupid. Dem say “Arr!” like real pirate but then add “F sound” at end and go “Arf!” Dumb. Pisses me off. Grrr! Arf! Arf! Arf! Me not even like stupid goblin dogs; throw rocks at them every chance me get. Only time me glad for bars o’ whelpin’ cage is when goblin dogs try to eat me for throwin’ rocks off dere thick skulls!

Me make confession: Me not scared o’ stupid words an writin’ like other goblins. In fact, me think writin’ good fer rememberin’ good rhymes for goblin songs, like “chieftain” and “beef man.” Speakin’ o’ songs, here be mine:

When me free o’ dis stupid cage
Gonna loot an’ pillage fer an age!
Lubbershanks will learn to fear me
Bouncy wenches will wanna be near me.

Together we will loot some more
From trackless sea to sandy shore!
Den bouncy wife have hundred babies
And me retire an’ let whelps run crazy!