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DICEBOT LOVES YOU! Botting for Shari
Stunt and Strike: Slight of Hand: 1d20 + 1d6 + 20 ⇒ (14) + (4) + 20 = 38 DC = 20 + target’s CR; FF vs attack
Shadow Pistol: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 151d10 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13 Cold vs EAC
51+ hit: 1d100 ⇒ 98

...of course Dicebot specifically waited until right after I used my t-shirt re-roll to hit me with the ol' two-three XD

I LIKE YOUR SHIRT SAKORUS

Botting Dirk, so he doesn't fall too far back

Athletics , Dirk: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Perception, Dirk: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Dirk manages to get the right altitude by jumping, but one lapse of attention is enough to just get high by a chunk of debris, while everybody else makes it through safely

Damage, Dirk: 4d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 5, 5) = 16

Botting Elinde

Trick: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 22
Attack v E, FF: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Trick Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 4
Attack Damage, Fire: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Could you make a Diplomacy roll for Skittermancer?

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20

I'm sorry, but I'm better at making cupcakes. Here, have a free one!

Sometimes it helps to differentiate your GM actions from the actions you take for a player that is unavailable.

Hence another alias

DICEBOT LOVES YOU!

You're welcome

@Tad/Redelia: I'm sorry for your loss. Losing a friend you've spent so much time with is hard, and takes time to process. We're here if you need some distraction (which includes the discussion thread if you just want to vent). In the meantime, I've set up DICEBOT to take care of Tad.

All: I have made a copy of Tad's build in Hephaistos and linked it in my strapline. If someone has better ideas for what he could do, just go ahead and suggest something.

Tad moves over to the other demon, readies a little injection and fires it at the demon

needler, red demon, piercing damage + basic inhibitor: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 121d4 ⇒ 4 If it hits, target takes -2 to AC. I've never played a biohacker before, not sure if target gets a save? Looks like a miss anyway.

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With a little hop, Tad moves on over and in view of the demon, then shoots a little dart at the construct

Needler, White Demon: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 111d4 ⇒ 1

I will always love you, Gunnz. You should have never left me

I don't like your boyfriend
I don't like his bulging chest
What is the need for muscle
Hydraulics are the best

I don't like your boyfriend
His head is full of meat
When it comes to computations
he doesn't have the speed

I don't like you boyfriend
As anyone can see
I most of all don't like that
Your boyfriend isn't me

Athletics, Tanila: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Hello Freeman, how are you!

Trying to figure what Astran might do - From his last post, he was facing off with orange, which actually makes his current position correct from all I can gather

Astran deals a blow to the zombie in front of him, nearly taking it down with a mighty sweep

ATK vs orange: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 191d6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 1 = 7

Boting Astran
Culture + starship knowledge, Astran: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

K'ssatak-Sul dives into the room with the captain, explodes in a bright blast of fiery light.

Supernova: 5d6 + 1 ⇒ (1, 5, 6, 5, 4) + 1 = 22 - DC 15 Ref

Reflex, captain: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Reflex, bear: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29

I'm hoping that's ok with Celly, otherwise I'd have to retcon. If ok, I need a DC 15 Reflex save for half damage

The blast is enough to take down the bear in another loud howl, and the captain looks like he's close to collapse.

DICEBOT LOVES YOU

Botting Shari:

Not rolling sleight of hand, since Orgo is already FF
Laser Pistol: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 261d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 - Fire vs EAC
Extra damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Burning: 1d4 ⇒ 3

DICEBOT love you!

I'm sorry Zint. Maybe you should have a cupcake.

You'll get lucky next time, Boris. Have a cupcake.

When you are ready, could you mark the campaign as inactive, please?

Thanks a lot for running this! Take good care, and get well soon!

DICEBOT WILL NEVER ABANDON YOU

Yes, we have science teams. And cooking teams. DICEBOT says, not in any way suggesting any illegal activities.

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DICEBOT didn't quite have an experience that could be described as 'minimal bloodshed', but he is fine. He is okay to mark the planet on the starmap as 'RADIOACTIVE WASTELAND, DO NOT ATTEMPT LANDING'

DICEBOT takes the autotarget rifle he picked up from the fallen guard, and aims it at Farvenzi

Autotarget rifle: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 151d10 ⇒ 10

DICEBOT is feeling a bit weak, so injects himself with a serum of healing while taking cover behind the scaffolding.

Healing: 1d8 ⇒ 8

DICEBOT cuts away at Farvenzi, but seems to hit only air.

Full attack, Farvenzi: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 4 = 131d6 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Full attack, Farvenzi: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 8 - 4 = 81d6 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

AoO: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 271d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

The two of you being misguided is more than enough

DICEBOT hacks away at the big flying thing that seems to ignore him.

More slashing: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

Yay, DICEBOT has artwork now

If that dragon if five feet up, he's within reach when I step in, right?

DICEBOT takes a careful steps towards the big flying thing, and wildly swing up at the air.

Dueling sword: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 111d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

Move: 5ft step, Standard: attack

DICEBOT grabs the gun the guard in front of him was holding, then proceeds back to the ladder.

DICEBOT climbs down and gets in the face of the guard.

Double move

DICEBOT climbs to the top of the ladder

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

and tries to get in the face of the guard standing there.

Yippie-ka-yay, do you feel lucky?

Sword attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 271d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Strength to open door: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

DICEBOT tries to open the door he is at, and then moves to the ladder.

DICEBOT has step up, so move right up with these two goons. Not sure if that would alter last turn's picture (AoOs perhaps?)

Vs purple
Rapid chopping: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 4 = 231d6 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Rapid chopping: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 4 = 111d6 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

Always chop from left to right, and keep your fingers out of the way of your knife! DICEBOT provides some helpful technique advice

16 damage to sp

DICEBOT likes to get in your face, so races up to the two guards that are on the ground.

Double move + draw sword

Ah, they're on the inside. I'll take my chances scaling the walls if needed. I'll keep my chosen position.

Smells really bad."

The fish rots from the head DICEBOT adds as a piece of culinary wisdom. He moves along the wall, intending to scale it.

All ladders everywhere?

not DICEBOT, DICEBOT likes to get in your face.

DIEBOT attempts to join as well, but doesn't bring the right attitude

DC 17 Diplomacy: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 = 15 Meh

We can just write them a kind letter asking them to stop playing scientists. DICEBOT says, knowing that's likely not successful.

Not sure what else we can do - back to the research station?

I only have a shot at that second check, on engineering
Engineering: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 Nope

Yes, we've been at the research facility. I wouldn't eat the food there. Rude staff too.

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DICEBOT DICEBOT introduces himself I make food

He's otherwise content to let the more eloquent party members do the talking

DICEBOT calmly moves over and spray another cone of flame, this time at the last creature

Flame: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

DICEBOT keeps shouting over the sound of his loud flamethrower, but it seems aiming is hard in the smoke he is creating. I think it's almost ready!

Burn!: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 5 - 4 = 131d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Burn!: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 5 - 4 = 121d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

I think I'm going to need a bigger burner for this one! DICEBOT shouts as he turns up the heat again.

vs blue
Burn: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 5 - 4 = 201d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Burn: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 4 = 21d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

DICEBOT turns up the heat, hoping the creatures will get out of the kitchen

Vs blue
Burn!: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 5 - 4 = 141d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Burn!: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 5 - 4 = 171d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Sorry for the delay in posting. Turns out italy hasn't as universally accepted european plugs as I initially thought, leaving me with a rather useless slab of unpowered metal in my backpack.

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Your KA-2000 DICEBOT's extension cords are compatible with all power outlets found in the Pact Worlds and the Veskarium. For uses in deep space, please bring appropriate adapters.
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DICEBOT moves slowly through the forest, unloading a can of gasoline-propelled fire in the general direction of the large herbivore shouting Get to the Eldaah!

Flamethrower, Blue: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

DICEBOT is not one to let lunch escape, so he moves to the edge of the forest at the other side of the road and readies his flamethrower.

It's coming right for us!

Readied action to fire if anything moves into range looking sufficiently threatening

Readied fire: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 91d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

I think this guy needs to go number two DICEBOT whispers to Osuro, nudging in the direction of pushy Spinjack maybe he had a bad curry.

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