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Is it possible for voices in your head to have voices in their heads?

Leafar the Lost wrote:

darth_borehd wrote:

If you really believe the world or "time itself" is ending on December 21st, 2012, please deposit all your money into my Paypal account the night before.

RISE, DARTH BOREHD, YOU SHALL SERVE ME WELL IN THE REALM BEYOND TIME!!!

Lol, you don't even realize he was making fun of you.

No dude, he totally wasn't.

Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

I would like to apologize for my last post in this thread which was unneccesarily inflammatory.

In my defense, I was quite high and that video upset me a great deal, especially the column of cops taking potshots at that woman in the tree.

In fact, it took a half-dozen more bong hits, listening to my favorite Kinks tunes at max volume, watching Thor and a night of further dissolution to restore me to my normal emotional equilibrium.

For the love of all that's holy, tell me you don't live in america. I don't think I can take any of your discourse seriously if you're talking about constitutional rights while flaunting the law.

It's not a personal thing, I've enjoyed a lot of your posts, but that's a bit too much for me.

Man, maybe he's got that medicinal marijuana thing? Or prescription drugs.

I'm helping! But really . . . you can talk about constitutional rights and breaking laws in the same breath without being a hypocrite. I could give you some incredibly shitty and unconvincing examples/diagrams.

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Your son sounds like a precocious young man who will grow into a very wise jester.

boy needs a hair cut. plus he is now taller than me.

Dem hippies.

Dued, you should try these pills. They are, like, totally trippy, AND they chemically de-sex you!

Nic Cage faces the meteor-based destruction of the earth in a heroic fashion, only to be burned to a crisp by a wave of green fire created by a dog.

Obama is not in public right now because he is having an ovarian cancer removed on a boat in the Caribbean.

I like smvnfs too! <Eats.>

Skkknnnnnnnnrrrr . . .

You call that shootin'?!?

What kind of rednecks are you?

[Flashes peace sign]

Ery little thing

Chaos Sward wrote:

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

Chaos Sward wrote:

I can fly!

AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!

At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.

But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {frantically attempts to gnaw through ropes}

Wow, man, you need to chill. Here, have some smvnf.

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.

Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!

Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...

{writhes around tied up on launching platform} I think all the Jacks must be passed out drunk. Or committing unspeakably lewd acts with those nymphs in the poolside cabanas.

Chaos Sward wrote:

I can fly!

AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!

At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.

But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!

Jack Hammer wrote:

It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.

Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!

Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...

I can fly!

I got your call, man. You said you'd have smercstasy soon?

Can't we all just get along? And maybe share a bong hit?

Hey, man!

Gerbils!

Sniffing gerbils is bad for your health, man. Smvnfs are way better. <Hands the badger an irate blue critter.> I got this from an itinerant smvnf-sniffer.

Hai!

Hey man, it's like a dog! And it's white, man!

lebreton wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Even white boys gotta shout...

Thanks now thats stuck in my head

"It's a trap!"

It's like deja vu all over again, man!

OMG woot!

more stuff

Yeah, man, love the earth! And I also hear they have "medicinal" properties.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Carrion Crown is da shiznit.

Glad I'm running it.

Wish I could. It looks soooo cool.

Like, groovy, dude.

Leprosy is Hansen's disease.

Um, yeah, it totally is, man!

<wanders into the thread, a very damp and irate small blue critter in his hand>

Oh wow man. A Labrapoodlehuahua!

<pets Puddle on the head, his hand immediately getting stuck>

What the?! Oh bummer man, this Labrapoodlehuahua is covered in glue!

Hey man, can I have some of that blue thing? I've heard they're awesome.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Hey, man, that's like, bad and stuff. I try to be all-encompassing, but you're seriously being totally literally uncool man.

Callous Jack wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

TENSOR!!! *SQUEE*

Tensor's becoming like the prophet of Doom and junk.

Like, totally.

You guys are, like, speaking my language and some junk.

Yeah, I'm, like, totally hip with that and all, dude.