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Solnes wrote:
Why is it, that I am bored, no one comes in, so I get a phone call...awesome! And then all of a sudden ...customers! Time to run, take care of business, and then hang up, and everyone clears out. Just not right!

Nekkid phone calls? Nekkid bored at work? Or nekkid complaining?!

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

But he likes that!

Use it as compost: Build a garden on your porch.

Alternatively, use the guano to get saltpetre.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
I wondered where Solnes and Lynora went....
o.O MAC!
You know you missed me....

I do. :D

Call us this weekend if you get a chance.
She lives!

And gets TOP! :D


Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

Dohp! :)

Good to see you back here.

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
I wondered where Solnes and Lynora went....
o.O MAC!
You know you missed me....

I do. :D

Call us this weekend if you get a chance.
She lives!
And gets TOP! :D

I've been getting a lot of tops of pages lately. I guess I'm just posting more.

Sovereign Court

Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

No. 'Cause then he'll have to pay me. And everyone knows the bird is broke!


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

But he likes that!

Eww!

On a side note, had a customer ask about that particular fetish last weekend.......all I could say was ...I'm afraid we don't have what you're looking for. :S

Liberty's Edge

Not looking for political-type feedback on this, just remarking on celebrity:
Cool! Clinton's on WWDTM!


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lebreton wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Makes me think of that character in the Mummy movie. The one who carried a religious symbol for every group.
Benny!

One of Aberzombies nick names.

Brother 2 called him this for years after the movie came out

Must you give away all my secrets? Next thing you know, you'll be telling them about that time I saved the world from an invasion by extra-dimensional beavers bent on conquest.
I wondered where Solnes and Lynora went....
o.O MAC!
You know you missed me....

I do. :D

Call us this weekend if you get a chance.
She lives!
And gets TOP! :D
I've been getting a lot of tops of pages lately. I guess I'm just posting more.

law of averages, bound to happen.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

Dohp! :)

Good to see you back here.

Thanks! I'm feeling some serious love! :P

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

But he likes that!

Eww!

On a side note, had a customer ask about that particular fetish last weekend.......all I could say was ...I'm afraid we don't have what you're looking for. :S

Why was Uri asking about bird poop?

;)

Liberty's Edge

So when did the whole "naked top of the page" materialise?


Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

Dohp! :)

Good to see you back here.

Thanks! I'm feeling some serious love! :P

Good, we miss you guys. I haven't seen a lot of the old timers around lately, but we have some nice new faces.

I reckon a lot of the interaction has moved to Facebook though. :(

Liberty's Edge

So Wait Wait . . . Don't Tell Me seems to have a My Little Pony fixation.

Liberty's Edge

My beak already has bird poop on it. Why do you think I've got such a s@$$ty outlook?

</tongue in cheek>


Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Well, I missed you. :P
That explains the bird poop all over the porch...
Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

But he likes that!

Eww!

On a side note, had a customer ask about that particular fetish last weekend.......all I could say was ...I'm afraid we don't have what you're looking for. :S

Why was Uri asking about bird poop?

;)

You don't want to know.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
So when did the whole "naked top of the page" materialise?

Fawtl 3 I think


Studpuffin wrote:

My beak already has bird poop on it. Why do you think I've got such a s+@#ty outlook?

</tongue in cheek>

*Facepalm!* :)

Dark Archive

Studpuffin wrote:

My beak already has bird poop on it. Why do you think I've got such a s%~*ty outlook?

</tongue in cheek>

Buh Dum Dum CHING!

Liberty's Edge

My Little Pony insanity:
The pony's most powerful enemy is a) Krastos the glue maker, b) the evil pony Nightmare moon or c) the cynical grownup chester.

It should be a, but I'm going to go with b.

You're right, Mr President!

Karl, how did President Clinton do on our quiz?

3 correct answers, Peter, so President Clinton wins a prize for (forgot name).

Liberty's Edge

Studpuffin wrote:

My beak already has bird poop on it. Why do you think I've got such a s$!#ty outlook?

</tongue in cheek>

Hummingbird tongues have bones in them! It's weird! A lot of other birds do too, actually. (I think chickens, because we had an overbred one with a spiky tongue that got caught on her beak sometimes.

Liberty's Edge

Bronies! Sebastian, they mischaracterised bronies as "being unemployed and living in my mother's basement."


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Don't want to count t-shirts...don't wanna!! Can't make me... Huh? Wait, I get paid for it? Its my job? I have to if I want job? Hmm...guess you can make me, but I DON"T have to like it, and I WILL put it off for another 15 minutes!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Liberty's Edge

What it appears to be is a kid's show about big-eyed unicorns, Ted.

Not just unicorns, horses and pegasuses. Pegasuseses. Pegasi.

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Don't want to count t-shirts...don't wanna!! Can't make me... Huh? Wait, I get paid for it? Its my job? I have to if I want job? Hmm...guess you can make me, but I DON"T have to like it, and I WILL put it off for another 15 minutes!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Make up a number!

Sovereign Court

California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....


Dark Solnes wrote:
California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....

HUH?

Liberty's Edge

Is it a mammal?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Don't want to count t-shirts...don't wanna!! Can't make me... Huh? Wait, I get paid for it? Its my job? I have to if I want job? Hmm...guess you can make me, but I DON"T have to like it, and I WILL put it off for another 15 minutes!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Make up a number!

Wish I could, but can't. bad inventory comes back on me.

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....
HUH?

Daisy Duke from The Great Gatsby has invaded the culture. She's more referenced than Gatsby himself now, I think.


Dark Solnes wrote:
California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....

Cali!!! Like, OMG!!

Liberty's Edge

I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....
Cali!!! Like, OMG!!

[America]Everyone I meet is in California!

Dancing in the street in California![/America]

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Don't want to count t-shirts...don't wanna!! Can't make me... Huh? Wait, I get paid for it? Its my job? I have to if I want job? Hmm...guess you can make me, but I DON"T have to like it, and I WILL put it off for another 15 minutes!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Make up a number!
Wish I could, but can't. bad inventory comes back on me.

You should hire your children to do the counting for you.

Liberty's Edge

Wait Wait is almost over. Then I have stuff to be doing.

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....
HUH?

The girls upstairs were playing this while outside. I'm assuming they're tanning.


*Does pee pee dance*

Have to gooooooo, have to gooooo...too many customers...need to hurry and buy stuffs.... Ohhhhhhhhh........ >.>


Tex-Mex + TS margarita = Nap

Scarab Sages

YAY!! Solnes is back!!!!

does the Happy Zombie dance

Scarab Sages

lebreton wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Tried to feed the boy rice cereal tonight. Didn't work out very well. He'd mostly just dribble it right back out and make yucky faces. I think I gotsome of it down by holding the spoon in his mouth until he swallowed, but it wasn't much.

My brother suggested mixing some of the cereal with bottled breast milk and feeding that to him.

A good plan, and don't expect him to eat much at first.
That boy needs some red meat. Steak!
Yes put in a blender then feed him

If I blender up anything it's gonna be.....brainnnnnssssss.

or Popeyes, I'm flexible


Aberzombie wrote:

YAY!! Solnes is back!!!!

does the Happy Zombie dance

:D


Solnes wrote:

*Does pee pee dance*

Have to gooooooo, have to gooooo...too many customers...need to hurry and buy stuffs.... Ohhhhhhhhh........ >.>

FINALLY! BRB :P

Scarab Sages

Moorluck?

looks around


Aberzombie wrote:

Moorluck?

looks around

Not yet, I am posting from work. Home PC is still down.

Silver Crusade

Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Moorluck?

looks around

Not yet, I am posting from work. Home PC is still down.

Miss you guys.

Let Kirk know my PbP has been in a long stretch of RP, so he's welcome to jump back in when you guys get your computer issues sorted.

It's not the same without the lord and lady!


Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

YAY!! Solnes is back!!!!

does the Happy Zombie dance

:D

Welcome back, Solnes. Good to see ya again, he he.

Liberty's Edge

As usual, I go too far.


Wheeeeeeeeeeee!


Chaos Dwarf wrote:
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Hey, man, that's like, bad and stuff. I try to be all-encompassing, but you're seriously being totally literally uncool man.


Gah!

Liberty's Edge

Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....
HUH?
The girls upstairs were playing this while outside. I'm assuming they're tanning.

Since it doesn't look like I can trap anyone else with the top:

I can definitely relate to the commenter who asked "Did I just watch porn?"

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