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Make them fight to the death in the arena — the Romans were the height of civilization at the time.

And when you get down to the last survivor, fireball his humanoid butt. Entire tribe = civilized.

And, if I may add, the death of a PC due to drowning in a pool of rancid crab butter deserves to be enshrined in the Hall of Ignominious PC Deaths Fame.

Edit: Also Rancid Crab Butter would be a decent name for any metal band.