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Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
What does anyone think about anytime?

Shoes. Outfits. Chocolate. Vacation. Sex.


Jax Naismith wrote:
I'm a runner, started up fencing again, with these calves. waxed my chest was not a pleasant experience.

Why don't you come over here and tell me more sailor.


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
I never said they were spiky boots.

I love my pair of spiky boots.


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
Wow! Edmin, I didn't even know you had a second smite in you?!

Yeah most guys can't manage more than once a night, a hard man is good to find!


I don't procrastinate but often I just lose interest in the middle of


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
I interpreted this post as meaning that he was joining the slab-moving crew.

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Edmin was just Project Managering and not actually pushing.

:)


Jax Naismith wrote:
Hey! How about the 1d1 initiative roll for Jax? DM's gots it out for us

Worse that was your saving throw.

Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
Let's roll some inits. Xen rolled a 9. For the rest of you, in alphabetical order I get Death for Cуровую

Next time please remember to spell Cуровую with a C.


Oh no DM went to the Korean web page where Xen and Cуровую purchased that fixed dice roller!


Read the game thread while eating popcorn.

Dru is a little hard to understand lol.

Good luck guys!


Hi guys, I am in a Way of the Wicked Campaign.

It's tons of fun, we just barely made level 5, I'll check back now and then to read how you guys are doing.

Good luck, you will NEED it!


Have fun.

Work tonight :(

Work tomorrow night :(

But I get to go with Jessica Nigri and Meg Turney, and Alodia Gosiengfiao and cosplay girls to New York comic con tomorrow yaaay!

Let's look at this optimistically and say we will level up after we fight the cleric (and survive) we take the take the patrol down (and survive), and we frame one captain after killing the other (and survive).

So we level up after all that.

Roll hit dice.

1d6 ⇒ 6

Pick skills and new spells.

Say

Fly, Fireball

Bluff +1
Diplomacy +1
Escape Artist +1
Knowledge Geography +1
Knowledge Local +1
Perception +1
Survival +1

Then DM TPKs us all as we storm the fort.

Welcome to Jade Regent.


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:

the Magister becomes very excited. "Prepare yourself, then!" With a convulsive gesture, he jerks the cloth aside.

You gasp...

Where is DM going with this!

Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
It's huge.

That's what they all say.


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
"Now, there are things here that could be quite dangerous to a young apprentice. I'd hate to have to explain an injury to your mistress, heh. So," he takes one of your hands and pats it gently, "look but don't touch!"

DANGER! DANGER! PG Rating ! PG Rating !


Anybody up?


For our great DM and others who GM online, the Judge, Bref, I believe, have you sen this pbp thread?


Speak 'Pimp' and enter?


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Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
This is where this module gets real.

Oh good. So far its been so easy its like boiling eggs, that are already half cooked, in already hot water prepped by French sue chefs.

Spoiler:

SARCASM


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I'm too young to even look at the lawn.

But I think the Baron was just trying to do a grumpy old men routine.

Now lets get back to talking Order of the Stick guys!


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
so you know: the Captain encounter has (I think) an unusually flat range of outcomes. That is, you could totally nail this and walk away unscratched, or nearly.

I will quote a friend who is following our game here -

'I would suggest you roll to disbelieve, Sense Motive or make a Will save when the DM says that.'

If the DM is busily stroking a 1920's waxed mustache, contemptuous white Persian cat, or a Jedi lightsaber as the rebel fleet is being blown to bits, you get a +2 circumstance bonus to any of the above rolls.


Considering what was put forth before the high court today, I would guess 90 percent of those men were gay. Explaining their good grooming.


Gotta love a man who wears robes to work.


Bref wrote:
Zimu Humble brag!!! working in Hamptons! :)

Sigh. The Hamptons, where even the little jerks can act like super big jerks. I really hate working there, so much arrogance walking around, but one fishes where there is fish.

Also, mosquitos!


I'm lining up now.


It's funny that Bref is only with us as a bomb but still has more in post count than most players.

I actually like the story shift from the seal hunt to the captain's cabin back and forth, seems more story like.


Douglas Muir - taking the game where no one has gone before!*

Let's see any other play by post talk about constipation!

*At least where the sun don't shine.


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
(The grim warriors of Homeland don't care much about robbery, mutilation, rape, manslaughter, killings in cold blood or hot... those are matters to be settled either by blood feud or the payment of the appropriate were-gild. But they really, really disapprove of perjury. Captain Odenkirk might in theory be able to return one day, if he brings enough gold to pay off the heirs of everyone he murdered over the years. But Homeland will never take Yngvi back.)

USA! USA! USA!

Er, Xen, I meant others in the sense that the captain was making other allegiances.


Bref wrote:
hey cymu lets talk about something young and hip!

NOT me but young and I was told I have her hips.

Humility aside for just a minute, I have a great butt.


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Darth Maul


DM

Douglas Muir 406 wrote:
He turns to Zimu. "As to you, my dear witch... the sororicidal tendencies of Baba Yaga's brood are well known. You are not the first to raise this concern. Let me tell you this: Baba Yaga will not directly attack one who is under the protection of the Lord of Hell. While you serve me, you will be safe -- at least from that." He raises a finger. "Understand, I cannot guarantee your complete safety against your sisters. For some of them are reckless, and others are mad. But if one comes against you while you are in my service, I promise you, she will suffer the consequences."

--

In the barren unforgiving wastes of the cold bleak mountains of no less than eight worlds across the planes, the cold gusting winds cease their howls. All is still. All is quiet.

But the temperature on each world has just dropped a degree colder. Forevermore.

Spoiler:
Due of this

One in each eight thousand child, animal, fish, plant and great dragon will never be born because of this climate change.


Edmin Al'Roth wrote:
That's why I went through first, nothing like an ogre stuck between you and the exit with it's butt facing you to ruin your day.

I resemble that remark.

Judge any keys on Blackerly?