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THE DOOR IS LOCKED. (Team Leader is correct, no key was issued. The Computer does not make mistakes. You need a key to open the door. You have no key. The computer does not mistakes.) There is a grimy film on the handle- decades of filth have settled on it. No one has touched this door in many many years....
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I thnik all we can do is pretend they never existed, I guess. Or never showed up for duty and were executed for treason. It's kind of complictaed on my end because I was delaing with a lot of secrte missions and who has what information, so I need to figure out how to redstribute, but as it is, we can move forward into the first storage unit.
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None-R-None wrote: Can you describe the scene/environment friend computer? BUT OF COURSE: It is a long hallway, receding into shadow darkness at the end. Flourescent lights flicker, illuminating the corridor in a sickly, sparse blue light. There are multiple doors equidistant at 8 ft apart down the hallway. Each one has a numbered placard on it, and a pull handle, with a small key lock under. The floor is black and white linoleum tile, and in most areas covered in a sticky ooze. Dead insects sit in the ichor. The elevator doors are rusted over, as they close behind you. It smells like cabbage. there is a constant audible humming. occasionally a loud THUMP THUMP THUMP comes from the ducts you assume are in the ceiling, which is concrete, with two small open vents... that you can see. Dust infrequently drops from these holes, as does a green fume.
M Human
THE LIGHTS IN THE ELEVATOR FLICKER AND A MECHANICAL HUM VIBRATES THE METAL BOX. EVERYONE INSIDE FEELS QUEASY. THE ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE, AND IT BEGINS THE SLOW DESCENT.... a crackling robotic voice says "NEXT STOP.... SUB-BASEMENT45" A JOLT, and the door opens. You see a room full of GREEN clones in lab cotas, working at strange stations. They all turn and look at you. "nEXT STOP... SUB-BASEMENT 44"
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An old Maintenance Bot on big, heavy treads rolls up and wraps a cable around the headless corpse, and drags it away, leaving a streaking trail of crimson on the linoleum. The gated window opens, and the Requisitions Officer says "You guys still here? My memo from HPD says you're on a time-sensitive return for this gear. LATE RETURNS ARE TREASON. " He looks at his handheld device.... then looks up. "TRAP-R-JON-1? 'Commendation for Valor in the Fact of High Treason and Murderous Intent.' That just came through on the service wire for this detail. Everyone on this team is getting a 100 credit reward for an assist in the termination of a known traitor." "Congratulations, Citizens. All glory to the great Computer whose benevolence protects us all!" He turns to leave... Everyone thinks they here him mumble "100 credits? Nice. I take bribes...."
M Human
Mr. Corn wrote: I rolled a natural 20 on my grenade throw and nothing happened wtf! Rolls don't matter at all it seems. I'll find a better way to waste my time. You never told me what you were attempting to do that the nat 20 affected. Were you aiming for the center of the group? You succeeded. There's a delay on a the grenade, and None managed to deflect it with a clever move that was funny and a callback to a story thread. Generating chaos by pulling a pin is easy. Now everybody is dead and the game is stalled out. Using an established prop and character-consistent actions to keep the story moving in a funny way is a challenge. Now we keep moving and there's more meat to the game. Trap has no compunction murdering someone! None and the scrub-bot are falling in love! Etc etc
M Human
Trap-R-JON wrote:
IMAGINE THIS IN SLOW MOTION. Trap raises his laser gun. Corn looks up, dripping wet. 2R-L8 is undulating, near the ground, "face" down, groaning softly. The laser blast vaporises Corn's head into a chunky mist. As the spray of bone, hair, and bright red blood spread out in a cloud of hot death, the grenade finally explodes, lighting up the end of the hallway in a soft white-blue glow of destruction. There is a tremor in the corridor, but everyone manages to keep on their feet. Corn's body stands for an awkardly long time before collapsing in a heap. Strange small crinkly, sealed bags with strange writing spill out of Corn's shoulder satchel. (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2170/3719/products/Andy_s_Hot_Fries_3_oz _grande.png?v=1500232884) 2R-L8 emits a final "GUuuuuuuuhhhhhhh...." before returning to an "at ready" position, floating in the air
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None-R-None wrote:
(Are you sure you have a barrell for your gun?)
M Human
Mr. Corn wrote:
There are no COMPUTER ports or access points in this corridor, and the Requistions Officer has closed the window. But those "CORN CHIPS" are definintely a relic of Old Times and DEFINITELY TREASONOUS CONTRABAND.
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None's fingertips gently brush the handle atop 2R-L8. Water suddenly rushes out of the basin, at least 5 gallons, everywhere, forming a large puddle beneath the Bot and soaking None's sleeve. 2R-L8 groans in it's robotic monotone "GUHHHHHHHHHHHH.....OHHHHOAHHHHHHH........ GUGHHHHHHHHHHH" "PUH PUH.... PUH.... PLEEASE DO NOT PULL HANDLE" "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... "
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The troubleshooter manning the requisitions window is leafing through a large clipboard, checking off items as he cross-references the ticket stub from SAR against a bill clipped to the wall in front of him. Several Infrareds begin rolling out wooden cases filled with excelsior and strange stiff strings of brown material... it smells unlike anything you've ever experienced, and makes your nostrils itch. The gear is then showed to DOC, who is handed what you assume is a printed equipment inventory. But who knows for sure? It could be a death warrant for any one of you traitors. Lastly, what looks like a floating urinal with arms comes out of a gated doorway. HAnging in the air about four feet off the ground, it is white, smooth and has chrome piping at the back and top. the arms are long and spindly, with tubing running up and down between the "body" and the white gloved "hands". One of the arms waves and a light flashes up from the "basin", against the interior of it's shell, as a hollow, shrill voice says: "HI EVERYBODY I AM SCRUB-BOT DESIGNATE 2R-L8! I AM PLEASED AS PUNCH TO BE WORKING WITH YOU TODAY! FIRST THINGS FIRST PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY CHROME HANDLE. EVERYONE WANTS TO, PLEASE DON'T. IT'S JUST COURTESY. I'D REALLY YOU RATHER DIDN'T DO IT. THAT IS ALL!" A high pitched beeping begins, and irritates all who hear it. "TRANSMISSION RECIEVED: I AM TO LIASON SPECIFICALLY WITH CLONE DESIGNATE GET-R-DON-1 WHO HAS EXPERIENCE INTERFACING WITH SCRUB-BOTS. I AM PLEASED AS PUNCH TO EB WORKING WITH YOU! PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY HANDLE!" (https://www.americanstandard-us.com/-/media/sites/asus/images/products/uri nals/allbrook-urinal_-6541511/silo/6541511020-allbrook-urinal.png BUT WITH ARMS )
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Troubleshooting wrote: Soooo....Paranoia has a longstanding convention of taking all OOC talk as IC, often immediately before termination. Do we want to do that? Do we want to make this channel "safe" but gameplay a free-for-all? Do we want to make IC "IC" and OOC "OOC" and not have that bleed over? There is so much going on that it's easier for me to have OOC, when needed in gameplay. I'm juggling a lot of behind the scenes stuff.... keeping everything straight means its helpful if I can communicate in every channel possible. KEEP IN MIND, THOUGH.... I might very well decide that an OOC comment is IC, if it is makes things funny.
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None-R-None wrote: None enters late. He looks around with a pleasant smile on his face. He grabs an empty mug and is about to fill it, as the pot of coffee-like drink heads out the other door. He stares at the area. You're not sure where, as his eye is not only lazy but collecting welfare. He drinks deep from the empty cup and lowers it with a satisfied sigh. Friend Computer tells me that my meager skills as troubleshooter are needed HERE! A static-garbled voice relays over the intercoms.... "TROUBLESHOOTERS: PLEASE DELIVER ANY AND ALL MUNITIONS OR POTENTIAL EXPLOSIVES TO NONE-R-NONE IMMEDIATELY, AND FOR THE DURATION OF THIS MISSION. HE IS ASSIGNED AS YOUR SAFETY OFFICER, AND HAS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT PRIVATE ORDERS REGARDING THIS MISSION IN HIS DOSSIER. HE SHOULD BE CARRYING ANY AND ALL DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES AT ALL TIMES."
M Human
Katlin Cart wrote:
This seems to make sense to everyone. Prep your gear, whatnot. Nothing shady at all. Perfectly routine.
M Human
Katlin Cart wrote: How do I equipment? Depending on what you need, you will have to file a request with the appropriate requisitions officer. Your mission facing gear will be distributed according to the quartermaster claim stub given to your team leader. Any personal gear should be on your character sheet, as pre-generated by {REDACTED}
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Doc LUV wrote: I keep noticing, people forget to fill in their section letters. That bit that you have listed as none should be filled with a three letter designation, like how I have LUV in my name, or Dudley has LEF. There's a big dormitory with the designation "NON" in the fifth quadrant. It smells like cabbage.
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SAR-G-ENT-6 stands, and says, "Study those dossiers. Your Team Leader, DOC-R-LUV will take it from here." Sar hands Doc a laminated overhead diagram that maps out the way to Corridor Sub-level ALA-BMA. "Stop at PLC: Field Logistics on the way... here is a Work Order for Special Equipment Provisions." He pulls a tiny ticketstub from his back pocket, and hands it to Doc. "Don't FUDGE this up, you worthless Red scum! Or it's YOUR ASSES." He storms away, turning right before he leaves, and shouts "FINISH THAT COFFEE TYPE DRINK. MY FEELINGS ARE HURT THAT NO ONE DRANK ANY.: He wipes a tear from one eye and stomps out the exit hatch.
M Human
Doc LUV wrote:
{if it's something secret, I will roll for you. Any skill attempts you want to openly make, feel free to roll on your own}
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Sar stands up, and and pours himself a cup of oily, jet black, COFFEE-STYLE HOT DRINK. It smells like hot motor oil. "Everyone is almost here, so you citizens can take a seat, and start checking your assignments. This mission will be logged in your TROUBLESHOOTER SERVICE PERMANENT RECORD as "GRO-PE 12". Several of your dossiers are EYES ONLY and CONFIDENTIAL, so make sure youre not sharing, or sneaking traitorous peeks at your neighbor's file. LOOSE LIPS SINK CLONE'S ASSES." He starts pacing steadily and angrily. "Doc-R-LUV will be Team Leader on this assignment. I expect you to show him ABSOLUTE LOYALTY, as if he is the eyes, ears, and long fingers of the Computer itself. If he reports back to me any impudence, uncertainty, or incompetence, I will CRAM YOUR FACE INSIDE MY BOOT. You will most definitely EAT CHAIN." "GOT IT, YOU RED PUKES!?!?"
M Human
As everyone gathers into the SUB-CORRIDOR FRT commissary, you see bright white walls, twelve red tables with benches, all empty. The flourescent light is stronger than usual, and makes your eyeballs vibrate slightly. At a table in the center of the room, sits a large, gray-haired, crew-cutted clone in a Green jumpsuit, with a nametag reading Sar-G-ENT-6, and wearing a PRODUCTION, LOGISTICS, and COMMISSARY badge. He is sitting with his arms crossed. There are several dossiers on the table, as well as a pot, and a stack of paper cups. If anyone approaches, Sar grunts "wait until everyone is here".
Meetch wrote: Friend Computer! Friend Computer! I submitted my application to join this troubleshooting squad at the appropriate time, but a Commie Mutant Trator stole it before it reached your infallible CPU. Is there still room for a lowly but loyal troubleshooter? Of course, citizen, our troubleshooter team needs one more capable individual. Your accusation that Internal Security allowed such a heinous breach in security is troubling, however. Submit to Interrogation Booth to get to the bottom of this!
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