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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos looks for Quake, she's obviously stealthed nearby.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Sorry! (It's like when I'm at the table taking forever to roll dice eh?)

Bardos steps to Haer Kul's side and casts a little Creme du Menthe, errr...

Cure Light Wounds): 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos will delay until there is space for him to move up and heal Haer Kul.

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Did Bardos's attack hit? (asking for a friend)

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos draws and loads his sling, and fires at the Akata Slick attacked:

Sling Bullet: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 131d4 ⇒ 1
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"Does anyone know if these creatures are normally so placid? They look fearsome and repulsive."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos backs up.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos does not object to burning the thing.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos will continue to delay

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Shadow Shackleton is so salty!

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"He's praying?"
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos will delay.

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

I saw this in a movie once!

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos moves to Thorthal and casts a spell:

Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos moves between Thorthal and Andretta and fires a sling bullet at the Klaven fighting Thorthal and Morgrom.

"Don't worry! I can heal you if I accidentally hit you!"

Nice Expression: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 21d4 ⇒ 1
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos loads his sling.
GM Rambler's Legendary Planet
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

After 2 years of gameplay, I finally got Haer Kul's name reference!
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos will delay.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Seems legit.

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"It's as good a plan as any, I can't heal anyone if no one is getting hurt!"
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"There is no such thing as the Zeta Quadrant!"
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"We are all 'out of our Vulkan minds' apparently."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos takes out his planchette, closes his eyes and begins writing furious. Strange metallic sounds fill the room, and there is a high pitched whistle and the whooshing of wind. He opens his eyes, and the party is filled with healing energy.

"I like this one, but why does he keep calling me "Jim"?"
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"I believe we need another healer, so I will channel one. Mr Morgrom should participate in the seance because the spirit will aid his healing abilities as well. Haer Kul? Can you heal? If so you can benefit from this as well."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"I don't like the looks of that credenza."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"I can use it as well, but not one hundred percent of the time," says Bardos.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos falls to his knees, panting.

"Now... we... REST! If I can find a medic to channel tomorrow I should be able to revive these turkeys."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"If anyone has a potion to save Morgrom, I believe his healing would be an asset currently!" bellows Bardos as he swings again with his morningstar:

+1 Morningstar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 81d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Bardos steps away looking to Slick and Morgrom to see who looks worse for wear.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Forgot to add Bardos's Spirit Boon (+2 to weapon damage rolls), so he did 11 damage.

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos moves to Thorthal's side, drawing his dagger and morningstar.

"Someone make sure that Mr. Slick is alive!" he exclaims as he swings his Morningstar at the creature:

+1 Morningstar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 131d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9 "This is a nice expression!"

Surge: 1d6 ⇒ 5

King Neil:
Hits AC 18, and that's 2 points of Influence.

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"I prefer my armoured coat," says Bardos. "But surely someone can make use of these items?"
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"I don't like the sound of that at all, perhaps we could barricade it instead and rest?"
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos glowers at Haer Kul.

"I sometimes wish the were only hallucinations my Gnomish friend."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Fancy new fonts!

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"I have two magical weapons, this cloak may be handy, but I think it would be fairer for someone else to wear it."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"Mr. Slick, I totally see what you mean about the floor now."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos flanks with Slick.

"We have them on the ropes! I will assist you! I am Hue!" exclaims Bardos. Third +1 Morningstar of Five: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 71d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Fortitude Save (Uh oh!): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos steps between the fire and the hatchling, drawing his morningstar. He swings at the creature:

+1 Morningstar Expression: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 111d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

For the record, I misinterpreted the GM's comment about Slick noting "the feeling of the floor does not match its appearance" meant that Slick was walking on it. Bardos is a bit spaced out most of the time, so bring it on, but "heedless" wasn't really the intent here. It's been a long week and I am bit over-sensitive right now, but I felt I should explain.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"The slick-looking floor doesn't seem so slick Mr. Slick," says Bardos slickly while walking on the slick-looking floor with Slick. He stands in the middle of the room and concentrates.

Bardos casts Detect Magic and sweeps left to right.

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos enters the room.
GM Rambler's Legendary Planet
Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos will fill the "whoever is next" spot.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Other rooms then rest sounds prudent.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"Rest would be a good idea, as I will be able to perform another seance, and I do suggest that everyone participate, the spirits cannot help you otherwise."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"Geristranomos is right, no reason to panic, there are probably infinite planets and we are barely scratching the surface here, though I don't remember him having a stinger."
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos looks at Slick and glazes over for a moment, concentrating for close to half a minute.

GM Neil:
Casting Detect Magic (Psychic Magic doesn't use verbal and somatic components, it uses Thought and Emotion components, so it won't look like a spell). He wants to see if Slick carries any magic weapons).

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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"Erm... Does this mean Morgrom has to climb the rope again? I mean, excellent work Morgrom! And Slick is pretty good with those throwing star dealies! Could you retrieve my dagger for me Mr. Slick, or do I have to climb down and get it so you don't keep it for yourself?"
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

Bardos draws and throws his dagger at the creature that holds Morgrom:

+1 Dagger (Point Blank): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 191d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Rambler:
Will Surge if that missed.
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Medium Lvl:3 HP:24/24 AC:16/12/14 F:+2 R:+2 W:+4 Init:+5

"But of course my lady!" Bardos exclaims gallantly. "You read my mind!" He then steps aside and swings with his morningstar and the foul creature:

Tea, Earl Grey, HOT: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 201d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
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