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Aurelius comes out of his earlier reverie An oblique approach indeed sounds proper, do we have someone whom we may want to incriminate? Nothing sets off suspicions faster then false justice.
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I may actually enjoy gming this more then playing it, but I already run a game hmmm.
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Still there, this area we are in right now is hard to play by post imho, as it is fairly open ended and free form.
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I can kind of frontline, my ac is decent and I self heal. I can even, once a day, be like "haha you no smite be", but I am also slow as a molass.
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Well lit area, with at least one shadowy guard. Difficult to take Aurelius thinks as he takes teh tour. No civilian kitchen staff to infiltrate for mass poisoning either. He makes a mental note at the kitchen Custom to stow weapon during mealtime could be exploited He thinks at the mess hall Ok, about 2 dozen clerics total? Yikes in a direct fight
We are not taking this place by force, definitly requires an more oblique approach
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Still there, didnt notice hiatus ending, will post tomorow or today late.
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Good Day Dame Orcelani Aurelius says as he tips his breastplate with his indexfinger at the words "good" and "day". bluff to send a secret message: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31 We are here to HELP you in your transition, as your current state IS rather unbecoming for you, certainly, you would prefer to not be HERE Aurelius keeps tapping his finger at his breastplate, a thing invisible to anyone from outside the cell even if they listen in, and uses this to emphasise the words "help" "is" and "here" secret message:
Good Day Help is here the words he demarcates as such are bolded and all capped, he doesnt actually shout them Perhaps if the Order changes, your Will such change as well, so that public trust will be restored? He continues his pitch secret message:
Order will be restored Why would a seasoned law enforcement official not have a role to play in the new regime, alongside other exemplars who have made similiar decisions? After all, surveilliance must be maintained on various criminal elements, less zeal slackens before the forces of disorder cause chaos, and deny those who live here the true freedom of a lawful society, for us, for them, and also for you secret message: Surveilliance must slacken before freedom for you
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sense motive do I have a chance in wrestling: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 Clearly I do! Lady Jalila, shall we try as well? My grappling may leave something to be desired, but oweing to my ancestry I better get good at it or else I become a snack. You will likel prevail, but I can make it a bit more entertaining by calling Lord Malacodas divine favor upon me, if you agree. If she agrees, Aurelius will cast Divine Favor on himself before sparring Some CMB checks
CMB: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 +3 if she is ok with divine favor
CMB: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17 +3 if she is ok with divine favor
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I am back, sorry for the absence! I needed a total break from all social media for a bit. Now to read up on things. @Fellzir stuff: I have family and friends on both sides of the frontline.
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A job well done, although I prefer... more worthwhile targets.
May Zun Kuthon blessings come only with your consent. He says to Nicolae, with a polite smile.
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I am mostly back, sometimes you are less stressed if you if you want to know: Dont know the strategic nuclear doctrine of the Russian federation.
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I am wearing plate armor, no swimming for me Aurelius muses as he 5 foot steps towards Jed and tries to grab him CMB: 1d20 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 3 + 4 = 21 Rejoice for you are out of the water
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Not getting wet here APPROACH Aurelius eyes glow as he speaks with magical force at the fleeing halfing
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I am not sure where we currently are, my CMB is a fair bit higher at +6
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Is anyone wounded?Aurelius channels a cure light wounds and touches those who seem hurt. CLW: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
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Sorry for the absence, but I am a bit unsure of where we currently are and wether or not it is my turn.
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bluff: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (5) + 14 = 19 Attacked? Number, location and type of enemies. Aurelius says as he puts on his best tiefling Paladin impressonation. If you do not know, location suffices.
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May I enquire about your own faith Lady Loredana? My own actual liege, Lord Malacoda, known as the fatherless, known as the lord of Bastards, may have some... spiritual relevance. Although there could have been... better solutions to your issue, such as splitting. After all, if he returns to Nidal, why would you have to follow? Aurelius asks, seeking an opportunity for manipulation
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kn. religion: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 Significant failures for me are more like, wrong knowledge then no knowledge, as such Isnt that the symbol of the shitty sin Socothbenoth? Effing Nocticulas Ex and brother because OF COURSE? Demonlord of rape, perversion and all the things Nocticula is to stylish and cultured for? F@#~, did I just compliment the big-boned-bat-b~$#!? Also, how much suspicion do I draw upon myself by revealing I know how Sucks-his-own-cocknoths symbol looks like? Aurelius makes a bit of an identification mistake sense motive: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
Aurelius is paranoid, jumps to conclusions and is actively unwise. He will think that the fair Loredana is a Nocticula cultist out to get him, maybe. bluff: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
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Aurelis casts Cure Light wounds targetting the his pinned ally CLW: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 He is not completely cocooned and unable to be touched yes?
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kn religion: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 Hmm, it is not mindless since its speaking, and it its grappling him, so it cant interrupt me from casting a spell. I got an idea A cunning plan forms in Aurelius mind FALL! He bellows a command Command spell Commanding the creature to Fall, DC 15 will save or be forced to stop what its doing, releasing the pin, and Fall instead I like to roleplay failed kn. checks as having a good idea that is unlikely to work in practice. Its is likely immune to mind effecting stuff, but with an 8 Aurelius wont know that.
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Paizo forums decided to not give me updates on this one for some reason, but it seemingly works again now!
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Guiliano! Hold on! What the f@*@ is this thing! kn religion: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 f#@& if I know bastard sword: 1d20 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 4 + 3 = 18 possibly +2 for flanking
Aurelius strikes again, this time more accurately
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Whatever the f!!& you are, DIE Aurelis is pissed and strikes attack: 1d20 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 3 = 14
BLYAD he swears in Abyssal as he likely misses.
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Aurelius, currently in his night gown, grabs his sword and shield. Wake the others Sir Guiliano He moves closer to the sound.
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With Jana I wouldnt count out Groats ghost yet, the way the elemental collapsed into nothing after I hit it really hard to me implies it was summoned, rather then it having been there like... "normally" or having been "called". And we didnt kill anything that is in our view capable of summoning fire elementals, so no, area is not safe yet, just less unsafe for surroundings, I dont think the "whatever" can make as many fire elementals as it wants to, thats just not the way things work most of the time. Not a lie He pauses Like, I have some degree of "familiarity" with extraplanars, and you probably heard of the difference between calling and summoning yourself? This is also important when it comes to planar outsiders with loot. If they were just summoned, their stuff devolves into goop, if they were called, you can actually pick their things up and sell them, or grab their body and sell that to the next not that reputable alchemist. And it very much was like the former, not the latter. Aurelius goes into a short lecture of planar creatures and you, while pronouncing "familiarity" in a slightly comedic fashion. May need to figure out how to draw out the "whatever", which needs to be researched, perhaps something important in the "whatevers" mortal life? Giving us a good excuse to find the relevant thingmajit Overall situation is also mostly consistent with a haunt that summons fire elementals, in which case bugger me because that is not my specialty, but I can do positive energy, praise Nephtys for finding me funny, at least by touch if not by channel, so theres that. Aurelius speaks, seemingly lost in thought Aurelius plots to pretend to worship Nepthys, who is a) Neutral neutral and b) probably uninclined to mess much with him. Since his way of preventing being detected as a follower of a Malebranche is to cast misdirection on a random rock, that would even hold out under scrutitiny, unless the Iomedeans have somehow have an insinuator with detect neutral in their lineup, which I kind of doubt since thats an Antipaladin archetype.
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Aurelis moves in behind Giuliano, winks at Jana and orders Hmmm, I shall leave my dish to whatever your cook wishes to prepare at this moment, this seems the most fair test of his abilities for me. He adds as he sits down talking to Giuliano, not super loud but easily overhearable. So, you think the fiendish fire elementals, in that smithy have been dealt with? Just my intuition, but whatever caused them to be here may just be hiding until we arent there. I think we killed the elementals too quickly and rapidly, so whatever it is got too scared to fight itself. Probably best to not sell this as "done" yet, lest innocents poke around there and get burned.
bluff: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27 +15 bonus if his racial +4 for lying applies here, his intention is to market the group as problem solvers, while also not having people poke in the smithy and run into Braccus Maybe I should try to play a damsel in distress to attract evil enemies... Nah, I am only mildly less muscle packed then our Bloodrager. He muses
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Sinderbos? Details, if you seek its retrieval Aurelius interjects telepathically but does not manifest his mark And what we ask of? Information, to restore order
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Posting will be sporadic over new year, so here is my contingency if Sercrutio shares his knowledge if Sercrutio shares his observation: Aurelius starts speaking Is it one that is capable of the use of Telepathy? Such abilities are powerful for maintaing one ability to communicate with others. It would behove us to keep this in mind. bluff to send a secret message to the devil: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22 He specifically pronounces certain words more loudly, yet the communication is totally harmless otherwise. Secret message is: Use Telepathy to communicate with us
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Once more into the flames! Aurelius moves to strike at the flame, flanking with Guillaume, wielding bastard sword and shield. bastard sword divine favor power attack: 1d20 + 4 + 3 + 2 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 4 + 3 + 2 - 1 + 2 = 30 +4 from str +3 from BAB +2 from divine favor -1 from power attack +2 from flanking bastard sword divine favor power attack confirm: 1d20 + 4 + 3 + 2 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 4 + 3 + 2 - 1 + 2 = 27 damage: 1d10 + 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 2 + 2 = 17
damage crit: 1d10 + 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 + 2 = 13 kn planes: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 I dont know what this is, but there is one less of them now. Hopefully
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Ambition bless me! Aurelius casts divine favor. I can detect magic as well, more eyes see more Aurelius eyes shine in a blue light
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GM approval: Yessss child, use the fact that you are at least one quarter sex-demon! Embrace the proud heritage of the midnight isles! And Bards are great, one of the inn-and-outs I run is called "Bard and Breakfast"! Aurelius hears a mental voice, one that not infrequently messes with him Keep the f~@% out of my datelife "mother", and what do you mean by at least one quarter? Also you are running an "inn-and-out"? I presume the bards are the breakfast? He shoots back angrily As to your second question, more like 6, and, yes, for wealthy clients. Bards are expensive because they are pretty hard to keep alive in Alyushinyrra. As to your first there is a dramatic pause Thehehehehehe Aurelius hears a giggle as the voice fades I need to figure how that that b&!&& is spying on me. At she probably is close. Aurelius thinks
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Aurelius wears his heavy armor, with a scabbard reading "Your uplifting message could be here" in celestial. His armor is not super polished (if someone inquires why, he will say, not incorrectly, that gleaming armor can give an ambush away) but well kept.
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bluff its mostly half truth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33 Shall we start at the beginning? So, about 28 years + 9 months ago, an Alu-demon got really drunk and/or drugged up... Pretty sure it was an "and" not an or... She then decided to impersonate a spire devil the demons recently captured, probably because they read its true name in a toilet or something, and then thought it absolutely hilarious to do "I am a sire devil yesyes" impersonation Aurelius speaks with a fake somewhat too high male intonation To some particularly inbred chelish very minor noble house, you know, the types that are so inept the Thrunies keep them around to automatically look competent in comparison? Which wished to alter its family web into a more tree like appearance. By useing a sire devil. Most cunning idea ever, especially since that Sire devil was actually an Alu-demon, or a half-Succubus, like, I would like to know whats the exact difference but I dont. Alas they didnt know that, although they could have, but you know, being good at actually identifying planar outsiders? Nah. 9 Months later, I happen, and there was much rejoicing because both I and my siblings are a lot more easy to distinguish from from a lemure then some other family members, comes with having chins, so great and cunning success yes? Aurelius weaves a pretty hilarious and long tale, very loosely inspired by his actual background, finishing with Look, I am university trained, and was actually decent at demonology, even got an extracurricular A+ once because I came up with "Nipplehands" as a slur for Glabrezu demons, and I barely managed to bugger off before some insane "researcher" got the funny idea to "objective measure" how annoyed a called Glabrezu would be at that term in comparison to more conventional insults. Like, the Kintargo university effing pioneered using Abrikandillu Demons as art critics, because the art they want to destroy the mostest must clearly be the bestest.
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before: Aurelius casts misdirection on him, targetting his bed, he knows pings as the alignment of the bed for most things sense motive vs Jana: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 Aurelius begins to look at Jana and says The very abridged version is I killed a Hag. Apparently said Hag was a properly authentificated soul trader, so according to her infernal mabullshitties gouverment, I am now a murderer and assassin for hire. He pauses I mean, seriously, I wear about as much armor as friend Guillaume, which makes me roughly a stealthy as a Rhinoceros falling down a stairway. This makes the whole assassin thing a bit of a nonstarter.
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So, who other then me needs a misdirection for the audience? Aurelius asks I got one to spare
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You have yourself a Hags Head good Sir. In terms of preservation of such trophies, how would one typically go about and do that? Is there like, gear and a quick consise guide for such things? I mostly did combat in build up enviroments, not much of a wilderness expert. Aurelius strikes up a conversation as he pockets the money.
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My abilities are indeed of exceedingly little use against swarms, I can heal, to an extent, but only while combat is ongoing. Aurelius nods My thanks your aid Sir Alchemist, I am a sellsword, and from my experience, alchemists tend to pay reasonable rewards for well... rare specimen parts frequently procured during sellsword activities. I do have a Hags head for example. diplomacy: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
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Meanwhile, I was like "is this dead, I am not seeing new posts" and suddenly there were 16 of them. The forums occassionally work in mysterious ways.
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Aurelius can pass for anything useing misdirection, he will tend to cast it at a random alignment less stone, but he could cast it at someone good but stupid. Still, he can very easily pretend to be true neutral without actively breaking character too much. He can include one other person into the misdirection, but thats his level 2 spells for the day.
Male Resistances Fire:5 Cold:5 Lightning 5 curr effect:Divine Favor Thiefling (Demon Spawn) Omdura of Malacoda 4 HP34/34AC22/22/10Fort 6 Dex 1 Will 3 Init 0 Perc4 Sense motive 3 CMB/CMD7/17[/ooc] Spell Slots L1[ooc]4/4 [ooc]L22/2
Aurelius casts misdirection on himself, targetting a random stone. And then heads off to the marker in order to peddle the hags head, as well establish at least himself as a capable adventurer highly annoyed at Cheliax, who may be looking for adventurer work. bluff to spread rumors: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27
Male Resistances Fire:5 Cold:5 Lightning 5 curr effect:Divine Favor Thiefling (Demon Spawn) Omdura of Malacoda 4 HP34/34AC22/22/10Fort 6 Dex 1 Will 3 Init 0 Perc4 Sense motive 3 CMB/CMD7/17[/ooc] Spell Slots L1[ooc]4/4 [ooc]L22/2
Yikes, I posted twice, or at least I think I did, it may have been "lets hit preview, so I check how it comes out, and then I actually forget to hit submit post".
Male Resistances Fire:5 Cold:5 Lightning 5 curr effect:Divine Favor Thiefling (Demon Spawn) Omdura of Malacoda 4 HP34/34AC22/22/10Fort 6 Dex 1 Will 3 Init 0 Perc4 Sense motive 3 CMB/CMD7/17[/ooc] Spell Slots L1[ooc]4/4 [ooc]L22/2
We should use words first, the words to fist transition is smooth and quick, the other way round is more complicated. Aurelius offers I do have the head of a hag, we can turn this into a spiel where we killed a hag, and were then nearly killed by thrune because the hag was a licensed soul trader.
Male Resistances Fire:5 Cold:5 Lightning 5 curr effect:Divine Favor Thiefling (Demon Spawn) Omdura of Malacoda 4 HP34/34AC22/22/10Fort 6 Dex 1 Will 3 Init 0 Perc4 Sense motive 3 CMB/CMD7/17[/ooc] Spell Slots L1[ooc]4/4 [ooc]L22/2
Very well noble allies The tiefling Aurelius speaks I can conceal our alignment from magical attempts to unveil it, but only twice per day, although such concealment lasts for 24 hours. He pauses One of them will be on myself, as my prowress and dedication to Lord Malacoda makes me shine on detect evil as if I were a cleric. I can cast it on one more, although this would be the totality of my spellcasting of this level. Perhaps Sir Fellizir, you have your own countermeasures prepared?
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