So, what have you done to raid the annoying Sunburst Star totem in Gorrums name? His tribes chief, Grogga Strongestjaw shouted before the 6 youths.
I, Uzgosh, Have cut off the heads of 2 of their tribes! PRAISE GORRUM! The eldest of them, Uzgosh, mostly known for probably have relations with his greataxe, which he affectionally named Uzgoshia, shouted to general acclaim.
I Vuthrak, have shown them how shitty they are, by pasting shit on my throwing axes, and throwing them at them! Shit in shit out! Praise Gorrum! Vuthrak, known for his overly active digestive track announced, to considerable less hollering
I, Arkon, dressed up as an Iomedaen inquisitor, bullshitted our captives out of their prison, used them to steal half their armory and paid for that with faked Mendevian coin. As they figured out I f!@$ed them, they pursued us, so we laid in ambush and boinked them quite hard.
Praise our Lord in Iron and our Lady in Shadows. For some reason, only the 6 captives my prank liberated hollered to that.
I may need to be elsewhere I thought as the harsh gaze of the chieftain looked at me.
Hypocrite, smearing your weapons with shit to cause diseases is far more dishonorable then any of the bullshit I pull. I though as he shouted about the dishonor I was bringing.
Arkon? Orcish thiefling in the Black Heart tribe? This is your grandmother, Belana, you will be fragged by your tribal leadership soon, as they view your unconventionality and it being effective as a threat to their position of power. I will extract you. Do you have any perferences on where to?
Someplace warm, cosmopolitan, on Golarion and far away?
Get to the hill outside of your tribes compound, you have 10 minutes, I then need to save another one of my progeny from... what the f&#& is a red army anyway?
What exactly is your deal grandmother, saving descendents as a penance?
I am to save 60 and six of my descendents from mortal danger, without killing and without violating anyones free will, unless the anyone is more evil then I am. And well, I am still a demon.
60 and 6? Like the rumored actual number of demonlords our Lady Nocticula killed?
I think its 60 and 9, she didnt turn all of them into midnight isles to keep things a bit more secretive, but well, I would like to chat more, but you need to be packing.
Right on it
About 6 minutes later
Wow Was All Arkon could say as he saw a redeemer Succubus for the first time.
Into the bag of holding you go. Hold your breath, I will teleport you to Mwangi. Here is a list of possible mercenary organizations, and an address for a Redeemer queen affiliated inn to get you settled in. Also...
The demoness gently cups his head with her hands.
Congratulations, you now speak the main Mwangi, in addition to common, orc and Abyssal. My profane gift sadly only transmits a part of my linguistic abilities, and doesnt improve ability scores, but there you go. He marveled as she put him in a bag, then a second later there was sunlight and way too much warmth.
Gotta go good luck! She waved as he hurriedly got out of his furs. With a glimpse she teleported away.
