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Ansel C. Krulwich wrote:

Alzrius wrote:

How is it that someone can use a fireball but not cast a spell to dry their clothes when they get wet?

Umm... Wizards can dry clothes just fine using prestidigitation. It's the first thing we learn in school shortly after the hazing rituals.

For an hour, and then they get wet again when the duration wears off.

Nope. Cleaning (or soiling) an object persists after the hour duration. Your robes change from pink and baby blue back to their normal colors after an hour.

The humiliation, however, lasts for a lifetime.

How is it that someone can use a fireball but not cast a spell to dry their clothes when they get wet?

Umm... Wizards can dry clothes just fine using prestidigitation. It's the first thing we learn in school shortly after the hazing rituals.

Wait... There's SIX of you against ONE of me?

/teleports

Thank you all for playing! I was really impressed with your group, by the way. You dealt with some of the more confusing challenges rather swiftly and I don't think I've ever seen a Bard/Rogue do that kind of damage. Plus, it's rare I see people who make a point of carrying useful things like air crystals.

I make it a point to carry air crystals, antiplague/toxin, alchemist's fire, and ever since my untimely (yet thankfully temporary) demise to some nasty juju zombies, as many vials of holy water that my pockets will hold. You can never be too prepared.

It was a great challenge and a great presentation. Well done, sir.

But where does he get his salsa from??

"NEW YORK CITY??"

Git a rope.

"...Finally, I warned 'im to keep 'is mouth shut if 'e knew what's good for 'im. Daft fella' then blurted out, 'Wha? Why?'"

He smacked his lips loudly as he sat his tankard of ale back down on the bar.

"Well... Ye can guess what 'appened next."

1) Do normal movement rates apply to an incorporeal creature moving down through a floor and can you simply turn on incorporeal to negate terrain movement penalites by passing through stuff?

2) What happens if you pass through a floor and the ceiling you wind up on is 80 feet above the surface? Do you fall? Make a fly check? Would you just keep falling if the floor 80 feet below could be passed through?

Read this: Incorporeal Monster Rules

1) You move at your full speed doing what you describe. You move at your full speed even if you cannot see as incorporeal creatures have an innate sense of direction.

2) Incorporeal creatures cannot fall or take falling damage so you would likely just jump down to the surface below if you chose to do so. Think movie ghost physics, if you really need a model to work from.

The incorporeal creatures that I'm familiar with from the bestiary also had fly speed and perfect maneuverability so this would never be a problem for a Shadow, for example. If you were to become incorporeal because you had the ghost template applied to you, the template grants you fly speed.