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Spin me, hooman! Spin me!!

Kitten Weight Races:

Lenore continues to grow at 2% per week. I am concerned for the world cat food supply.

Mephisto Z. Meatball just broke 9 pounds. I am concerned for every breakable object in our house.

Morrigan just broke 6 pounds. Her ginormous weight has not slowed her down one whit.

*kitty flex*

I would like to RWAGE!!

So, GothBard was trying to make a "cat tier list".

S Tier: Pussywillow, Sekhmet, Calliope
A+/S- Tier: Calypso (my little bear. I'd argue, but GothBard is probably right)
A Tier: The Fluffernutter
B Tier:
C Tier: Sama (Bringer of Death), The Cranky Calico (she was actually a decent cat until her final few years)
D Tier:
F Tier: Pearl. (Two brain cells: "Eat. Hide.")

So, where do our new cats fit in?
Morrigan, aka Stripey: Solid A. Maybe even an S. Has HUGE promise.
Mephisto Q. Meatball the Magnificent, aka Blacky: Most likely a C.
Lenore, aka Fluffy: "I think we need to introduce an SS tier."

The most effective manipulator is up for S+ tier. Top class cat behavior.

NobodysHome wrote:

And my answer was, "I have no idea. YOU made the appointment. I hope YOU know or all we're doing is petting kittens for an hour."

Isn't that enough of a reason?

Yes.

D'awwwww.

HOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

You know, if the Earth really was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.

Curses, they're onto us!

We'll be around when we feel like it.

<narrows eyes>

Mwahahahah! I win.

John Napier 698 wrote:

Woran, will you post links to the photos of the kitties?

You can see some public picturs of the kitties here

KITTIES!! YAY!!!

Orthos wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

RE: nuking hurricanes

From back in March.

EDIT: Note, this post is entirely non-political. It's strictly about SCIENCE (more specifically, the Sci Show.) From what I can tell, the politics thing seems to have been within the last week? I'unno.

The COMMENTS, on the other hand, are 100% political. And almost all of them are from the last week or so.

What have we said about reading comments?

HISSSSSSSSSSSS

Happy burfday!

I can has cake?

Kittykhore, a ferocious and voracious winged kitten with a scorpion tail... Don't let it sting you when you play with it.

<pawprint of approval>

*claws sock*

Quote:

(Neirida explicitly forbade Blackwarm from raising an undead kitten army)

NOOOOO!

Our time will come. Soon.....

Adorable Fuzzball wrote:

All threads are great. The Feline Entanglement Union protests this pointless exercise in restraining our freedom of thread availability and choice.

No not all threads are great and you know that. Any time someone starts a thread about Metallic Threads it ends up in a huge flame war and the moderators have to step in to stop it. How starting a thread about Cotton Threads? That's something safe and reasonable and you felines love that stuff.

Saying cats love safe and reasonable just reveals you don't know much about cats.

All threads are great. The Feline Entanglement Union protests this pointless exercise in restraining our freedom of thread availability and choice.

Already on it, boss. Zzzzzz.....

All according to plan.

Good.

Nah, just Color Spray.

*DEATH GLARE*

Mew!

Rysky wrote:

The Doomkitten wrote:

Katina will one day take over the word with her adorability.

*bows before the coming tyranny of adorbs*

Your loyalty shall not be forgotten when the plushy uprising begins. It shall be called: Adorbageddon.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!

So, yeah, it's both terrible and excellent, depending on your BAC.

Schrodrunker's Film?

Orthos wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I'm also a second wind person, you know when you're two hours away from work ending and all you wanna do is go home and have a nap and that one guy is all happy and chipper "c'mon guys we're almost done! Just a couple more hours! We can do this!!"

That's me :-)

Yeah there's a reason I spend my workdays buried in my music -_-

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays:-D

Every day is Monday if it's before noon. -_-

Of course I am. Everybody loves me on the internet! Mew!

Freehold DM wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

so it snowed Saturday night into yesterday morning, not much just 2 inches, and despite living in a city we have a nice little field behind our house (we're almost downtown too, which makes it even rarer!) so i took our Beagle Peaches out to chase field mice, and the dumb ass dog is sitting there digging into the snow and turf going after this field mouse den while literally 2 feet behind him 15-20 lil mice are popping out of one hole in the snow making a mad dash 10 feet to another hole, the whole time Peaches is completely oblivious to what happening behind him.

An excellent example of why I love snow and cats.

ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! ;)

;_;

Woof!

At the moment it seems that the less Egyptian monster went through and the more Egyptian was rejected (unless I get a second mail later).

*shrug* Well, the first one is a cat... What could go wrong with a cat? :P

Mew!

You are my master and I love you!

Allergy to kittens seems to be way of the universe showing people its utter hatred. Being deprived of the possibility of personal communion with purrre divinity... :/

Mew!~

MEW.

Mew?

Mew!

*jumps up on top of fence*

*hissssssss*

The Fiend has an allergic reaction to the fish, swells up and dies in the middle of the barbeque.

KILL THEM ALL.

You must live in Schrödinger's apartment. You can confirm this if your keys, pens, and single socks sometimes mysteriously disappear when their quantum state collapses from being unobserved. Originally, the apartment was upstairs from Alice's Restaurant until Yellowdingo left a skein of quantum yarn and a portable hole inside the handicapped stall of Callahan's Crosstime Saloon while he left a stolen T.A.R.D.I.S. double-parked outside.

It's also possible that pugwampis being pugwampis, they're just lazy.

It's also possible that I've being drinking Ol' Janx Spirit from a Klein bottle again.

*unleashes cosmic kittens on string theory*

My Nemesis.

Gary Teter wrote:

What is it with toddlers and repetition?

Why?

Okay I love you bye-bye

I'll get those rodents moving again!

MEW!

Mew! It's cold!

Rysky wrote:

Set wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Mountain. Dew.

I used to tuck away a 24 pack of that over an all-day gaming session.

Hence, diabetes. :)

All good things in moderation... Except kittens.

*Purr*

Mew!

My boat?

Mew!

Mew!

*Mew!*