Her Infernal Majestrix Queen Abrogail II

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NobodysHome wrote:

Well, well, well...

Work is getting "interesting", in the sense of, "My co-workers really screwed up their recordings and now there's an interdepartmental firestorm and everyone's trying to blame my manager."

I am... displeased with this development, as I have been working with my manager for 15 years now and I know for a fact that she didn't screw up in this particular instance. I have many recordings and emails to prove this.

And so the ancient grognard stirs himself and girds himself for battle once more. His manager will be protected. Heads will roll, but not hers.

And this is why my VP fears me.

Off with their heads!! Show no mercy!!!

And then, maybe afterwards, treat yourself to a new pair of angelskin boots or the very least a new faerie wing bowtie for Gorty!


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Vanykrye wrote:
The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

I'm running Skull and Shackles as L5R pt 2 kinda... Fizzled.

I know I've said this before, but how f~%#ing stupid of a navy is Cheliax if you can't sail AROUND a giant ENTIRELY STATIONARY hurricane?

I don't care how dangerous open ocean is. A hurricane filled with demon squids, dragon turtles, and 150+ MPH winds is worse.

It's stupidity born of royal arrogance. So one learns not to question the orders upon penalty of torture/death, and for most people that's a good enough motivator to sail into a demonic hurricane, which they'll be doing regardless of the one person standing up to say this is stupid.

Hey, f*#+ you, buddy! You try running an empire when half your minions are twirling their mustaches!!


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Elvanna, Witch queen, Ski Bunny wrote:
justaworm wrote:
Skeld wrote:


No thanks. I live in Korvosa.

-Skeld

Hmm, I am trying to figure out who is the Queen ...
There's only one queen that matters.

Oh yeah! Bring it on b&%%@!!


Sure, why not, As long as I get my cut.


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Dear Abby threads you say!


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Mikaze used to call me a Thrunie whore.

wipes away the tears.

Such a way with words!


Puh-lease! We didn't do s#*~, it's Andoran they're after. Look! It says so in the title.

We're more then willing to point them in the right direction. :-)


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Bring it on b#+@@es! I'm not going anywhere! Except maybe on a shopping spree.


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The b%+$* gets s*!# done!

A credit to feminine despots everywhere!


Chelaxians are the best at everything, even aging.


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I hadn't noticed...


I did a search for Abrogail and got all the new images, if that helps. :-)


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According to our most recent history, I wrote it. :-)


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According to our most recent, and completely legitimate polling it's Cheliax.


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Yeah! I didn't do s@*+ to deserve this, I'm just trying to put things right again, and make sure no one gets hurt.

Also Gorty was getting low on Paladin intestine bowties, and you know how important it is to Gorty to be fashionable.


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Ask Rahadoum how that's working out for them.

Frankly, I'd have a better chance exterminating every mouse and rat, they're pretty much the same thing.

Besides, if there's constant war, how am I going to keep up with the latest fashions.

Best to let the peasants have their trinkets and shrines, because I hold the real power, and that's all that matters.


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Putting down a rebellion isn't about grand gestures and loud proclamations.

It's about returning everything to normal and forgetting the whole thing happened.

Free opera tickets for everyone! Who hoo!

See, in a few weeks it'll be like it never even happened. :-)


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Absolutely! I've been taking him on shopping trips and making him try s#&@ on the entire time.

To be honest, I almost feel bad for the Nightwalkers.


You don't get to be Infernal Majestrix without knowing when to bring your A game.

I have Gorty on standby in case anything goes sideways.


Thomas Seitz wrote:
You say so, your Majestrix.

Did you want a Paladin's intestine as a tie, or possibly a belt, they're all the rage with the theater crowd.


The once and future intestinal necktie for a Pit Fiend maybe...


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The Hell she is, that b%*+~ is dead!


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Thurston Hillman wrote:
Marco Massoudi wrote:

I know i will look forward most to part 4 because Thurston Hillman rocks, especially when doing the Darklands.

I wish he would do a Drow adventure.

NO PRESSURE! :)

But yeah, I've really enjoyed working on the Darklands elements in this adventure. Also, it's incredibly weird referencing a book you wrote less than a year ago and wondering "What kind of awful person would write something so messed up?! Clearly this got changed in Development... nope. Nope, that was 100% in the manuscript."

According to our most recent, and legitimately accurate, reports from Kantaria, you're doing A okay in our book.


Sweetie, if you can put down the rabble army and keep Stabbyface out of my underwear drawer you can wipe whatever s++% town you want off the map.


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I'm pretty sure nobody likes the Glorious Reclamation (at least according to our most recent polls).

Besides, I just want it more.


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Yeah, how do you think I came to power. A tragic accident, that's how. And boy, do I miss my uncle, whatever his name was.


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Oh, how I miss Mikaze! He'd call me a Thrunie Whore. I'd call him peasant chattel. It was our thing, it's just not the same without him.


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Axial wrote:
I think Abrogail having stats will be very valuable to Hell's Rebels parties who want to visit Egorian and put her head on a stake.

Bring it on peasants! I'll make Gortholek's next bow tie out of your spine. I couldn't care less what happens to the rest of you, but it'll be fun to find out won't it.


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Please, I'm out of everyone's league.


Frankly, I don't see anything we could've done differently.


Oh, Gorty looks so adorable!


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Whatever, get to work.

Those fields won't salt themselves.


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I'm a f~!@ing rock star, not even grandma can top the s$%# I'm capable of. I'm certainly not going to let a bunch of upstart peasants f!!! with my rise to power.

Hell itself can't keep me down.


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A portrait of me.

Barzillai might've been super creeps, but he had a few good ideas.

Not sure what his deal with mint was, but whatevs, time to move on.


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We talking makeup?

We better be talking makeup, otherwise, people are getting flayed for it, Fa-layed.

You understand.


Puh-leese, Taldor is so last.. whatever.

This is about me right now!


He inspired this alias.

Now I'm not sure I want to do shopping montages with Gorteholek.... well, maybe just one more.


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It's all true, Gorteholek is especially fond of his, he's such a catty diva for a Pit Fiend.


No, he's just a power tripping weirdo a!+~+~~, frankly we just wanted him out of our hair, we were sick of constantly hearing him b%*~$ about mint.


Hot water! Whenever you want! Toilets!

I'll take that chance.

Besides I highly doubt another pit fiend would escape, especially here, I mean really how often does that happen.


That was the Council of Thieves, AKA amateur hour!

Besides Westcrown is so 100 years ago, Egorian is where all the cool people are.


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Oh boo hoo!

Do you realize Devils keep the lights on, literally!

Once you have hot water and indoor plumbing there's no going back.

And I'll be damned -literally- if I'm gonna let a bunch of uppity Paladins take it away!

F$+@ that!


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Westcrown Is Aroden's train wreck, let him deal with it.

Oh, I'm sorry, does that still hurt.


At least we cared enough to send someone, we could just as easily let you degenerate into the classless filth that's over running the Varisian Coast.

So yay! We care (for your natural resources).


Yeah to be fair, he's the creepy cousin nobody likes, frankly I'm starting to have regrets myself, but then I go shopping, kick a few orphans and I'm good.


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And a puppy to kick :-)


But they're soo gross looking


But their ghosts never shut up, and then there's all the squawking up to the Gallows, I tell you if I could do things differently I'd invest in Galt's Final Blades, I tell you, they really know how to execute people!


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Finally!

Now these loudmouth peasants can learn what true justice is like :-)


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Peasants!
They all hang the same way,
Loudly.

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