Full Name |
AM Roderick Bartholomew III |
Race |
Badly sculpted simulacrum of Half-Orc |
Classes/Levels |
Barbarian10 |
Gender |
AM ALE |
Size |
AM EDIUM |
Special Abilities |
Punctuation 1/day |
Alignment |
CG |
Deity |
AM WAY |
Location |
AM ERICA |
Languages |
AM |
Occupation |
AM BASSADOR |
About AM BANDWAGON JUMPER
You know that snow by the highway? The filthy, dark gray stuff with bits of black, and old dead twigs and grass in it? Yeah, well someone decided to use this crud to make a simulacrum, and in doing so displayed all the sculpting genius of a 3-year old with a drinking problem.
So it came to pass that AM BANDWAGON JUMPER was real. The world is a lamer place for it.