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Tiny T-Rex: Dad, are you getting ready for work?

Me: yes.

Tiny T-Rex: Yay! We can do whatever we want!... I mean we could do whatever we want... And we probably will.

Me: Well, mom will be home.

Tiny T-Rex: Oh, so all I have to do is ask nicely and we get to do whatever we want.

The anarchy begins...

I'm heart broken mate, I never knew you felt that way.

captain yesterday wrote:

Also, the clouds don't look happy, but the dog has led me far afield.

I blame Tacticslion for letting my phone distract me.

Sounds legit.

Need revenge? I know q guy....

Typo?

Why is "You're a peach" a compliment, yet "You're bananas" is an insult? Are we condoning fruit discrimination?

Oi! You ever fight off a man eating fruit? I'm all for fruit discrimination mate! Its how I keep in business ya know. Discriminating the good fruit from the bad.

I've got a little something for you though mate, a brand new, one of a kind, magnetic plasma gun, er... It'll be cash only.

Need help building an ark? I Noah guy.

What? No you don't. I never seen you before in me life mate.

It's just a day job... So it's whatever, mate.

The next posters got an interesting project of their own.

Later mates! Got a few shipments to run, may be back around though... Also, Don't expect charity like that often, I usually charge ya know, This ship ain't cheap to run mate.

*Brings the beached whale around in his inter-dimensional ship*
Here ya go mate, hate to see such useless cruelty to animals like that. So, no fee for this one.

I am still tiring to figure out how to transport something larger. Do you know a guy that could help?

Maybe...

*ignores vague feeling*

*mugs someone*

*Sneaks*

I might know where I could nab ya a couple of dodo's mate. They aren't illegal to sell, so I can probably get them pretty cheap for you, along with their natural food, the Tambalacoque tree, also not illegal, get the right forgeries, I mean documents, and nearly anythings legal in these parts mate.

Aye, Yeah mate, I gottah bit of something that you might like to see. See I got this, state-of-the-art, telescoping sniper-rifle. It has laser-cannons mounted on its sides, and an electronic, night-vision enhanced scope, accurate to within 4 micrometers mate, also, comes equipped with armor-piercing bullets and a replacement x-ray scope as well. Enormous amounts of variety of use here mate, and it can all be yours for just a few low payments, under the radar of course. I won't tell you were I got it, if you don't ask, and we can just call that that.

The next poster is interested in this item.

That'll do just fine mate, now, If you'll take the Tarrasques I can go. If you'll need anything else, well, Now you know, A. Guy...

Those Items can come as a package for a mere 30 Gp. They aren't difficult to gather, but there is a small delivery fee. (I gotta get them across the border without being spotted mate)

Master Namd, do you know how hard it is to get sporks ever since the infamous "Noodle Incident" that happened at a local school a few years back? Fred and the young lad's tiger companion still talk about it.

That explains the spork mate, but what about the other items?

It's all part of the job, really, I mean, if I couldn't sell trees to elves, I could be in this job, making a decent living, right mate?

The next poster's got an interesting pet choice.

And a spork to eat them with. And a scrench to tighten your nuts, and screws. And a pair of pliers.

That drone looks like it needs to do a lot of preventative maintenance...

I would never turn away business... But why would you buy these through the black market?

*winks*
I may know where I could get you some mana crystals on the cheap.

So, GH Called, said you needed a Tarrasque? Yeah, I've got a couple, but these beauties weren't easy to get, and their a family unit... So You've got to buy the set... Not cheap, but I can do the reasonable price of 1,000,000 Gp. These babies cost me five men, so I think I'm being fair with that price.