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Terevalis Unctio of House Mysti |
![Lantern Bearer](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Faction-elf.jpg)
There is a telepathic message in your heads, it has a caustic smile in the voice
Oh dear little clone boy, Amora has nothing on me
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Wonder Boyy |
![Mask](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/mask.jpg)
There is a telepathic message in your heads, it has a caustic smile in the voice
Oh dear little clone boy, Amora has nothing on me
"She might surprise you ... and now what, you validate that I'm not a "security breach" somehow? That your island didn't choose badly?"
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'Ţhųńdèręr' |
![Jalros](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/jalros.jpg)
Josef squeezed his bridge of his nose with his fingers in embarrassed frustration. "Emma Frost. Wonder Boy. Wonder Boy Emma Frost. In addition to several newcomers."
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Wonder Boyy |
![Mask](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/mask.jpg)
Josef squeezed his bridge of his nose with his fingers in embarrassed frustration. "Emma Frost. Wonder Boy. Wonder Boy Emma Frost. In addition to several newcomers."
"I feel like the pleasure must be hers ..."
Simon seems to think for a minute
"Which way did everyone say is EAST!?"
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Terevalis Unctio of House Mysti |
![Lantern Bearer](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Faction-elf.jpg)
She responds, Wonder Boy? My that is a most endearing self given name. Have you met wonder bread?
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Terevalis Unctio of House Mysti |
![Lantern Bearer](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Faction-elf.jpg)
"Ah! My head! What's a mora?"
That's what happens when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
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Wonder Boyy |
![Mask](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/mask.jpg)
Josef squeezed his bridge of his nose with his fingers in embarrassed frustration. "Emma Frost. Wonder Boy. Wonder Boy Emma Frost. In addition to several newcomers."
Simon looks at Thunderer
"Like I said ... you could maybe call one of the real leaders?"
"I don't need to be here, but damn, no one told me so many mutants had the rudeness power."
"Wow."
"No worries, one of the real telepaths will find me."
Wonder Boy flies up again ...
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'Ţhųńdèręr' |
![Jalros](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/jalros.jpg)
"Emma, please stop teasing. Wonder, please come down." Thunderer said exasperatedly.
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Wonder Boyy |
![Mask](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/mask.jpg)
"Stop! You'll fly right through the ceiling! Just stay here, dude."
UGH, once again, Bantha for the win. Bantha wins Krakoa ...
Simon looks around, looks confused ... and slowly powers down
"Wow, you are really good at stuff. Just wow. Yeah. There's a roof here. Jeez. Thanks for the assist! It's great that you are so focused about passing on your genetic material; there should totally be more really smart mutants like you. If I ruined the bar, Blob could like sit on me or something, which might acutally be worse than the white (w)itch ..."
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Terevalis Unctio of House Mysti |
![Lantern Bearer](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Faction-elf.jpg)
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'Ţhųńdèręr' |
![Jalros](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/jalros.jpg)
Unsure what to do next, Thunderer watches the artificial mutant walk out of the bar, stymied.
What are you gonna do? I can't make him stay. Can I?
Josef turns to Ms. Frost and asks telepathically, What do we do? How do we proceed?
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Terevalis Unctio of House Mysti |
![Lantern Bearer](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Faction-elf.jpg)
Everyone but Wonder Boy
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Wonder Boyy |
![Mask](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/mask.jpg)
Everyone but Wonder Boy
** spoiler omitted **
At this point though, Wonder Boy could have circled the entire planet at 225mph ... so he probably would have found some civilization, somewhere, or several. Even if it was only Micronesia, he probably could have found whatever is next, or asked directions, and, if in fact he lucked out and he found Hawaii, he'd be in Los Angeles a few hours later.
As fun as this could have been, the really weird drunk-posts from Emma Frost didn't work, like for me, or for anyone, or Marvel, or, yeah. Moon hits your eye ... uh huh. "Self-Chosen" name ... uh huh. SHE'S A TELEPATH. She can read in his mind that he didn't "NAME himself" He was named by Enchantress, who created Wonder Man AND now this kid. Thunderfreak asked for HELP ... and even if it was rude & out of line& didn't take into account that he was there in the first place (like he tricked the sentient island?), it could have been played through, in the way that a group of angsty teenagers get through stuff. Then drunk Emma happened ... like W T F!?!?!?!?!?
Take care everyone.
The nostalgia of FASERIP itself was totally enjoyable!
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'Ţhųńdèręr' |
![Jalros](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/jalros.jpg)
Thunderer sighs as Emma Frost keeps Wonderboy in a psionically-induced illusion.
"So. What do you think? Should we let him down? He doesn't appear to be a direct threat. Any word from The Quiet Council?"
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Terevalis Unctio of House Mysti |
![Lantern Bearer](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Faction-elf.jpg)
She smiles If the pretentious brat thinks that he will do better out there in the human world, then let him leave. she says breaking the illusion.
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'Ţhųńdèręr' |
![Jalros](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/jalros.jpg)
"Wonder Boy, please come down here and I'll show you how to make a blue ocean drink, okay?" Thunderer pleads with the unique mutant, trying to make this fiasco end.