Red Ramage presents: Goblins of Thornkeep (Inactive)

Game Master Red Ramage

yup, what boorgub said :)

Thanks guys I will have to do that later.

Red Ramage here. If you fill out your profile information for your alias, you can put a whole bunch of stuff in easy range. Note how spoiler tags work in the profile: With a click, the GM for the game I'm playing in can access most everything she'd need to know about my character on the spot. It's nifty and convenient.

I was just looking into the cure light wounds spell in the alchemist spell list, for a character I'm making for an other group, and it says:

When laying your hand upon a living creature, you channel positive energy that cures 1d8 points of damage +1 point per caster level (maximum +5). Since undead are powered by negative energy, this spell deals damage to them instead of curing their wounds. An undead creature can apply Spell Resistance, and can attempt a Will save to take half damage.

So if Vonk takes that next level, he drinks the potion and touches one of us that needs healing he can cure us.

That's not really how extracts work. The consumer of the extract is the target of the spell. Here's SKR explaining it.

I'm ok with multiple people consuming portions of an extract of a communal spell. If Vonk makes an extract of Mass Cure Light Wounds you can pass that around. As CLW is a single target spell, it's drinker only, and the drinker is the target of the spell.

Int check to remember to roll a grapple check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

FAILURE!!!!

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I was just looking at everyone's stat block and came to the realization that Kavous and I will not be able to understand a single word Makena says since we don't know common or draconic.

I was just looking at everyone's stat block and came to the realization that Kavous and I will not be able to understand a single word Makena says since we don't know common or draconic.

Lurgun speaks Common! He will translate. Poorly.

Okki does too. He's even got a diplomacy mod. I'm going to take a few linguistics points with him I think.

By the way,this is pretty random, but if anyone is planning on playing Pathfinder Online, I'm in with a really good group over at Pax Gaming. Most of them have early enrollment, and so do I. If your interested, let me know. =)

well that just sounds like a good opportunity for shenanigans. Makena has no particular reason to have common in the first place, so I figure she didn't bother to learn the written form :p Should be interesting since she's the only one willing to read things, although I guess Hobgoblins don't have the same superstitions as GOblins either. So, can Lurgun read? That would be still be pretty funny.

hehehe, half-shanks

Well, he's not a barbarian, so technically he can read.

I expect his lips move when he reads silently, and he sounds out words wrong.

Vonk is certainly smart enough to read, but that's why he's no longer with his original goblin tribe, and why his formula book is full of pictures rather than actual formulas. He certainly wouldn't admit being able to read. I figure he's been in all kinds of weird places since his tribe kicked him out, and probably picked up some common speech. He will be able to translate if needed too. And like Makena said earlier, RP wise, some of us could probably teach the others common.

Okki, I love the goblin names of your weapons and stuff... waki-saucy... pajama clan... making up stupid names for stuff is half the fun of this campaign.

Looking at my backstory for Boorgub you'd think he'd be able to speak common since he basically grew up in human villages, but mechanically I just don't have the intelligence for it.

Just a heads up that I'm hitting finals week for my summer classes, including my final project for my CNC programming course, and work isn't slowing down any - so posting might be a tad spotty for the next few days. If I have sufficient time at work, I can post while my machine is running (like right now) but if I can't, don't panic!

But I don't know where my towel is! I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY TOWEL IS! *runs screaming from the internets*

well you'd best correct that if you want to be a hoopy frood

That's what I love about this group we can be completely off the wall and it just works.

Heh, and then Makena runs screaming from the field :p Wonder if I'll be doing up a new character (hope not. Makena's fun :))

That's what I love about this group we can be completely off the wall and it just works.

And it's all (well most of it anyway) in character :p

Yeah, I'm having a great time being a crazy goblin, who is apparently showing signs of ADHD, or at least some goblin equivalent.

I think the Goblin equivalent is called being a goblin :p

Well I think Boorgub may even be at least one level above goblin on the ADHD scale.

Alrighty folks, back in action. thanks for the patience with my crazy schedule.

Sorry about delayed posting. Life got the best of me.

So, is the group headed out to do the great chief's task, or other things?

I vote for the shiny sword retrieval.

I'm with Lurgun.

Same.

Sword quest

I was trying to elicit some conversation from Moany, but then go do the sword quest, yeah :p

Sword quest!

appears to have been a forum outage when I normally post. Apologies. I missed that you wanted to have a chat with Moany, Makena. I assumed you left him at home, lets run that talk next time you're back.

Cool. I as the player would feel a bit better if Makena comes to some arrangement with him so that she ends up paying or feeding him or something for his time. She doesn't care, but also has no real concept of money, and a negative wisdom :p

How can Boorgrub's Stealth be that low? +4 Dex, +4 Racial, and +4 size. Only wearing leather armor, so shouldn't it be +12 without ranks?

Lurgun's should also be +8 - ACP (+4 Dex, +4 racial) which shouldn't be too bad, depending on how mooky these guys are (I'm assuming quite mooky :p)...

Anyway, stealth is worth a try at least. If we fail then we murderize em.

My check penalty is a -2, and I forgot about my racial bonus. Still, even a +8 wouldn't be very high, for a goblinoid.

+6 then, that's not bad for no ranks in it :p

Anyway, this totally isn't going to work, but Makena thinks it will :p

I didn't have my character sheet in front of me when I said that and all I have on my alias is his racial bonus so I thought I only had +4. So I guess it's better then I thought.

WELP. Rolling a 1 like a bauss.

Apparently Lurgun wants a fight. I think he loaded the die!

Yeah Boorgub, there's a reason Goblins are always so sneaky. +8 from Racial and Size :p Of course rolling a 1...

Even virtual dice hate me.

I rolled two natural 1s on bomb attacks in a row. But managed to hit people with splash damage both times... Is that good luck or bad luck? XD

Just wanted to pop in as an original member of "Gobs Play Make King". I didn't rejoin once this started after monjebleu left the original incarnation and expected this to implode like it did the first time. But wowzers; you guys are still chuggin' along, I'm surprised (in the good way)! May all the seagulls you find be fat and tasty!

Boorgub! Arrowed!

My blood hurts!

"My throat feels a little scratchy."

"My throat feels a little scratchy."

I Lol'd.

Clearly Makena's excellent knowledge of the humanoid body has fixed the problem ;)

Clearly Makena's excellent knowledge of the humanoid body has fixed the problem ;)

Yes, and isn't it in every medical book that your first supposed to make the wound bigger by ripping out the arrow before any healing can be done. XD

It was in every book Makena read!