GM Friendly Sauce’s Dead Suns

Game Master friendly sauce

Finding the Cred Stick.
DR34-M12 licks the cred stick as she finds it. "This sort of feels like stealing, but the crew is probably dead. Besides, think of the amazing dinner we can by with it."

Hi-C's being wounded.
"Looks like the trap only had enough energy for the single blast. Hi-C, are you okay? We should probably get you some thicker armor."

"Hey look! I found a keycard. Guess we can give it a shot if we come across any locked doors."

After Hi-C gets shot, and hearing Egg's comment, Handsome says, Hehe. Nah, Hi-C's eaten pretzels way more hi-powered than those little laser blasts!"
If allowed, Handsome will inspiring boost Hi-C for 7SP.

Also, I've added the 500 creds, the noqual, disruptive fusion seal, healing serums, and medpatches to our loot sheet. Anyone who wants to move those items to their inventory, go for it (except for the credits, of course, which we'll distribute later). Just don't forget to update the quantity for whatever you take.

"Uhh, I appreciate ya extolling my virtues and all, but pretzels don't burn through metal plating. That s$~$ HURT."

I don't know if the Envoy ability can work on that damage?

"Nice find with the credstick."

"Wait why did you lick a credstick DR?" He said as he scratched his head.

"Wait why did you lick a credstick DR?" He said as he scratched his head.

"Intergalactic salvage law." the android blankly responded.

Handsome blinks. Then walks over to Hi-C, grabs one of his hands and uses it to facepalm.

"That is not a valid Salvage law" Egg said leaning in. Whispering he adds"Its a Goblin thing"

"Hard to tell apart some days... "

"Are you sure? Doc Pants seems pretty confident."

"Eh. There's probably an entire course dedicated to the difference between 'salvage' and 'acquisition' over at Qabarat. Let's go with, 'if we can haul it away, it's ours', and, 'if we can't, no bother worrying about it'."

Top left cargo room? Then face the beasties?

DR34-M12 giggled. "Alright, but if I can assemble some antigrav circuits that's going to be a lot."

Sounds good, let's end some bad boys.

Someone throw out a life science check to see if we know anything more about the devil dogs.

I forget which cargo room we already searched but yes, let's search the remaining one then go for the last of the devil dogs!

Life Science, untrained: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Justin pretty much rattled off their wikipedia entry if you want to know something specific

"I say we try to get above them and fire down at them? Stay away from the claws and teeth." He says readying his guns and going over his spells.

Hi-C points at the claw marks on the walls from the previous battle in the hallway.

"Uhh, boss, I think it's easier for them to get above us ."

But then his eyes widen as though he came to some realization.

"A'ight, how 'bout this? We get these crates all stacked up against the wall, makin' it a tight space. Only one can fit through sorta tight. Boss waggles his fingers and opens the door while I point my pike at it. Handle them one at a time."

"... but pretzels don't burn through metal plating. That s+@@ HURT."

Contemplates "Thermite Pretzels"

"I zthink we have everythingk vwe need to make zthe 'Floaty-floaty pushy-push'. Itz vwill take zsome time isz all."

um, guys...
How do I make a Life Sciences & Engineering check?
web tech issue, not game rule issue.

(dice=)Your roll(/dice) but with brackets. So for your life Science it would be (dice=Life Science)1d20+9(/dice) with the correct brackets showing Life Science: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

I’m not sure if you’ve figured it out or not yet but I’m gonna assume you did. Akatas are notoriously susceptible to salt water. It burns their flesh like acid.

Sorry Hi C, we're de salting your pretzels for party security purposes

"There is probably also plenty of salt in the galley."

"Good idea! Let's check the galley!"

He tapped his chin and looked about."Might want to look at the buckets and containers to basically mix the water and salt, then we can splash them with the water. Or maybe find towels or something to throw at them and injure them"

I'll take ten on whatever check (enginering?) to whip up a couple seltzer type salt water dispensers... there might even be the proper equipment in a bar of some sort.

"Those are good ideas. And if we can bottleneck them like Hi-C suggested, perhaps we can also rig a water balloon cluster of them to drop from above into that bottlenecked area, or a bucket full of water to pour over them as they move through."

Within the galley you are able to find plenty of salt based seasonings and even a few bricks of pure salt as well. The Dr. is able to whip up 4 pressurized containers of the salt water mixture, which will effectively be grenades that deal 1d6 points of damage to the akatas.

There is enough salt left over to potentially set up a trap if you can figure out how to make one.

Will you head to the lower hold or the engine room next?

Egg watches as they work, sitting on the island cross-legged as he goes over his mystical finger exercises."Wonder if we could maybe add this to our cache of items?"

Sorry Hi C, we're de salting your pretzels for party security purposes

Hi-C gestures to the wrappers near the comatose Goblin.

"None left. I can pee on 'em, though."

DR34-M12 processed for a moment "Hi-C has the right idea, not about the pee, but creating cover and a funnel. We can also put down some absorbtive material down and soak it with salt water, slow the dogs down some. Maybe have a couple buckets of salt water nearby?"

DR34-M12 will help SchMarti set things up.
Engineering: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17

Just to make things simple, let's set the 4x grenades up on a trip wire and use boxes to create cover. There are only 2 of them so all of us blasting will take them down fairly quickly.

begins to contemplate repurpousing the fire suppression system so that it sprays salt water.

shall we get on with this, mutters the man behind the curtain.

"Wait!
I Havze zthe besztesz idea yetz.
Vwe KKnowz which compartmentz zthey arez inn. Ya?
Let's yjust beeing overidzing zthe environmental controlsz to flood zthe entire room withz zthe zsalt waters."

"Except Salt water is not the best for computers and other items" He pipes in hoping to remind them they do have to return this thing.

"Öh! I havze an even besser Planz now.
Zsince we all have zspace suits,
we can just flood ze entire zship!..."

'Marti seems to be fixating. It might be a good idea to distract him, or activate your environmental seals.

GM, does a seltzer bottle have the operative trait? =)

Considering that there must be a minimum concentration invloved i doubt we have nearly enough salt for that.

lookßad

"How much salt is in your average goblin? "

DR34-M12 processed for a moment. "72.89%...wait that can't be right. I think I have some salt in my sensors."

"Probly his sense of humor."

"Eggcellent work! That's four salt water grenades! True, there may be some damage if salt water is routed through the sprinklers, but whomever ultimately claims this ship will probably prefer a bit of damage to having live demon dogs running around! Not sure if we have enough salt water to reroute through the fire sprinklers though... Lemme see..."

Engineering to evaluate water through sprinklers plan: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23

"But if not, we can use the leftover saltwater to maybe rig up that tripwire to drop a bucket of water on the choke point? Then if that doesn't stop them, either another tripwire to drop the pressurized salt water grenades on them or we just throw them."

If the sprinkler plan doesn't work, then I suggest we rig a bucket trap to dump water on them at the chokepoint. We can then rig more grenade traps after the bucket trap to continue dumping water on them. How's that sound?

I stand at the ready ^_^

Handsome knows he should be able to clear the sprinklers in the engine room and that you have enough of the salt water to guarantee about 6 seconds of salty rain in engineering.

After finding an access panel near the entrance, him and the Dr. are able to siphon all the salt water into the emergency sprinkler water line. After several inevitable rounds of space rock-tablet-plasma cutters the goblins finally agree to press the button together and...

salty rain: 6d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 6, 6, 2, 3) = 24

While you are unable to see the fruits of your enginuity, you can certainly hear them. Seconds after the button was pressed the hiss of the sprinklers is heard, followed immediately by the howls of anger that quickly turn into whines and whimpers that stop a second before the sprinkler system works through all the salt water.

Handsome gives Hi-C a nudge, "How about a little peek, big guy?"

Handsome then steps away backwards... all the while giving Hi-C two thumbs up.

DR34-M12 held her rifle at the ready "Right behind you Hi-C."

"I AM WAY BEHIND YOU. WHERE ITS SAFER"

"A'ight, but I get dibs on comfiest bunk. Cuz after this s!##, I'm passing the f@@! out."

With pike and laser at the ready, Hi-C opens the door.

" I hope to taste some incredible dishes when we get back to the station."he says as he looks down to his clothes.then his weapons. "Maybe armor and weapons upgrade. As for a rest...I could eat"

"Maybe you missed the memo, chief, but we gotta clear that rock out there, too. An' it's probly crawlin' with these little blue f!%~ers. Ain't gonna be any fine dining for a while."

"Hmmm, Then maybe we shall find some of those protein crackers and the Whiz of Cheese" He says tapping a crooked digit on his chin.

"careful the goblins will take that one literally "