A Rather lost and energetic Dwarf walks into the room. "Hello?" a resounding echo greets him in return. "I be think'n I am late or may be I have arrived too early." Never the less of his word the dwarf sets up at a table, Pulling a medium sized pony keg of Metalbender mead from some pocket of space. He places it on the table, tap ready and in place. Producing a few empty pint cups from another unknown space he sets about with a sheet of paper simply labeled "Who's ready for an adventure?"
A disembodied skull floats into the room. Looking from one side to the other, it's blood red eyes settle on the dwarf...sitting alone.
Through some unknown force, it soars towards the man, stopping just shy of the table. Settling into a seat, a strand of decaying hair reaches out and pokes the cup. 'Mind if I join you minion?' rings out from...somewhere, thought the skull's jaw never moves.
The Dwarf looks up, not even started by the floating skull, he thinks to him self "Don't I know ye? May 'ave been a pas' life. Or was it an alternate life. Somthin' bout halflings comes ya mind." shrugging at his own thoughts he grabs an empty glass filling it to the brim he sets it back down in front of the requester. "By all means; Enjoy to yer hearts content, the Keg will no' empty 'til the las' on' has been thoroughly satisfied."
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With an expressionless nod, the skull snatches the mug with a whisp of hair and downs it. The liquid can be seen traveling through the bony jaw and then...disappearing?
Slapping the mug back down, it turns towards the newcomers, 'A coffee stout would be a good thing.'
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/Looks around, all Shifty
A lady gives the shifty gentleman a look, and a wave.
A very confused squirrel stands in the middle of the room. "...?"
The natural predator of the squirrel creeps up towards it.
The dog hears the most annoying kind of cat miowing nearby, such that one generally wants to shut it up to rest in peace.
The fox seems to wait a bit, until the dog seems truly asleep.
The fox seems to pay even more attention to the squirrel, and it yawns, it's feeling Lucky.
The fox advances towards the squirrel, which finds something holding it.
(Waves tail from left to right)
(Looks for an empty chair and table near the fireplace)
The fox tries jumping onto the chair, table and then fireplace.
It now eyes the squirrel....
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The hostess sees the naughty little fox trying to get to the cute little squirrel. She opens a high up cabinet that the fox cannot possibly get to, puts a handful of nuts in it, and carefully lifts up the cute little squirrel. She puts him into the cabinet, leaving the door open, so that he can munch on the nuts in peace.
Whoah! Vermin in here already? Isn't this place supposed to be new?"
The young woman hears giggling in her mind.
The tiny fox observes the entire going on.
It yawns and stretches. Once the hostess has moved away, the fox's gaze goes back towards the cabinet.
With fireplaces usually having bowls, plates or picture frames to decorate them, the fox knocks over one of those. It sits down upon it, and a minute later, the object starts flying towards, and ends at the open cabinet.
Once it exits at the station, the fox lies down, watching, relaxing.
You're fun. Your turn.
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If the little fox is still around, the hostess wonders if maybe he is getting in so much trouble because he feels unwanted. She offers him a few little meat tidbits on a plate, and pets the soft fur between his ears. She also makes sure the hound has something yummy.
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(Looks up at the hostess)
Closes eyes at getting attention and the bit of food.
(Lays down to nibble the meat and relax)
(Soft young female voice)
You're the sweetest. I'll do something for you too in the future.
“Hey everyone! I’m finally here.” The Lady in Red brings flowers to the hostess, cookies for the ninja and all his friends, and treats and blankets for the animals. “So... When does this party get started?”
Whoa! What's with the petting zoo...?
The halfling hears a young female voice in his mind.
Petting zoos require farm animals.
Current ones are just adorable animals.
The halfling hears a playful chuckling.
A resident spirit.
An empty tankard comes floating past his chest, from one table onto the next.
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A goblin comes wandering up the path singing bawdily:
"Where have all the bad men gone
And where are all their dogs?
Where's the skinny, word-reading man I always thought was odd?
Thank gods there's no paladin or her big, stompy steed!
Late at night I revel and burn
And I scream of what you need!
"I am a hero!
No longer do we cut, or chew, or bite!
I get to be strong
And I get to be fast
And your town I will no longer ignite!
I am a hero!
I can actually wander out into daylight
I'm not really pure
And sleep until noon
But I could possibly now save your life
I could save your life..."
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"OOPS!"
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A gnome in a bright shiny jumpsuit jets in with her rocket pack. “Psst. Have you heard of the new Starfinder faction, the Manifold Host? You’d fit right in! And if they’re not open, come join us in the Wayfinders!” Then she waves at the goblin upthread. “Great song, Eggbreath!”
Then she looks around. “Oops. I appear to be in the wrong campaign. Sorry about that!” With another blast of her rocket pack, she jets out.
"She had FIRE in her backpack and it made her GO places!
