[ACG] [CaG] Season of the Goblins by redeux (Inactive)

Game Master redeux

Uughh. I feel you on your rolls...
Anyway, I don't particularly need Items... but Junk Beach is still nice to close earlier rather than later, and I could use some Boon acquisitions, given how short I am on cards, so I'll head over.

Poog starts his turn.
Blessing of the Gods discarded from the blessings deck.
Poog moves to the Junk Beach and takes his free exploration.

Poog wanders into the Junk Beach, but doesn't catch sight of the rather overt Scribbleface, instead too busy scrambling for shinies; driven out of the woods after learning they're clearly infested by longshanks.

Junk Beach Card 3: Mystic Inscription

Poog stumbles upon... a book!? AAHH! Poog burns the awful thing, tearing out pages and setting each on fire as he does, sending them flying across the gusty beach, quickly disintegrating to ashes.

And yet, magical knowledge is somehow imprinted on Poog as he watches the pages burn to cinders, going up in impressive, explosive gouts from the unstable magic inside. Poog watches, mesmerized. Maybe books aren't so bad... at least when on fire.

Poog buries Torch to explore again.
Junk Beach Card 4: Caltrops

Poog scrambles for more shinies, and think he sees a sharp shiny under an upturned lifeboat. A weapon? He reaches in, but instead pulls out a bottle of weird drink. Aw, no shiny...

Poog discards Magical Child to explore again.
Junk Beach Card 5: Dogfinder

Poog scrambles about the trash around the Junk Beach, lifting flotssam and jetsam - whatever that is - to find possible shinies. He's overjoyed to find a friendly little toad; maybe good to lick! Poog coaxes it into his open palm, about to make besties with the thing, before Zarongel whispers into his mind.

'Smash smash! No good! Smash!' A loud, angry voice demands in Poog's head. Poog gasps, it must be Zarongel! He drops the toad and stomps on it repeatedly, squshing and spreading its guts everywhere! Zarongel always right! Poog actually finds the stomping quite fun, and keeps stomping even after the toad's been flattened, laughing and dancing atop it.

Poog grins, picking up the crushed creature inspecting it closely. Should still be good to eat, and Zarongel says you should always eat your stomped crawlies, so Poog munches down on the stomped toad happily! The sand and dirt from the stomping even adds a bit of texture; Poog's a great cook!

Poog banishes Dogfinder to draw 1d4+1 random cards from his discard pile into his hand.
Dogfinder: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 -> Poog randomly draws 2 cards (Goblin Pegleg, Magical Child) from his discard pile into his hand.

Poog discards Magical Child to explore again.
Junk Beach Card 6: Buckler

Poog finds a big bit of rotting wood; just the right shape for a shield, cool! Must've been a gift from Zarongel!

Poog sets aside Cure to shuffle 1d4+1 random cards from his discard pile into his deck.
Cure: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 -> Poog randomly shuffles all cards (Blessing of the Spellbound, Short Sword, Magical Child) from his discard pile into his deck. Recharged pile cleared.
Divine 8: 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 -> Cure discarded.

Poog ends his turn, banishing Levitate to move to the Deeper Dungeons so all locations are covered for temp-closing.
Poog resets his hand, choosing to discard Buckler, Potion of Energy Resistance, Goblin Pegleg and Force Missile in the process.

Poog feels weighed down, and starts throwing out some not-too-shiny junk. In the process, he accidentally sets off some kind of magical item or scroll, and screams as he's suddenly lifted into the air, kicking and screaming as the magic calls him to some faraway location!

"AAHHH NOT-SCRIBBLEFACEEE!! BUGLADDYYYY!! HEEEEELLLP!!!"

Hand: Short Sword, Immolate, Goblin Buckler Gun, Fire Snake, Blessing of Bark Breaker,

Displayed:
Deck: 4 Discard: 5 Buried: 3
Notes: I've no supportive cards to offer, but I'm well suited to my turn, at least. I discarded some offensive cards because most of my deck seems to be spare weapons at this point.

Feel free to bot Poog if needed for an off-turn check, like against Longshanks Adventurers. Roll his Survival as normal, and if he fails that check then use Immolate and Blessing of Bark Breaker together to assure combat success. If the villain is found, temp-close using Fire Snake and Blessing of Bark Breaker to assure success.
Sideboard cards:

While Poog and Scribbleface are having fun at the Junk Beach, Reepazo continues to search the woods for useful things. She stumbles across a longsword hidden between roots.

explore Woods Card #2, Longsword
Melee DC6: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 fail

discarding Frilled Lizard to search again
Woods Card #3

Suddenly a bugbear reaches out at her from behind. Immediately she changes to her bug form to strike back.

displaying Burning Snot to shift shape, revealing horsechopper +1 for the check
Combat DC10: 1d12 + 1 + 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 + (10) + 1 = 20 success

The bugbear is defeated and Reepazo changes back into her goblin form.
recharging burning snot

done, resetting hand

Hand: Alchemist's Fire, Blessing of the Gobs 2, Horsechopper +1, Cure, Potion of Hiding (acquired),

Displayed:
Deck: 4 Discard: 8 Buried: 0
Notes: bug form NOT active
Mythic Charges: 0 Sideboard cards:

Start of turn-Time marches on, blessing of Shelyn
Scribbleface hides behind a log as Poog comes in and stomps around Junk Beach like a crazy Goblin. He almost tries to stop Poog when Poog burns a book, sending its pages flying into the air with a burst of flame, but thinks better of it and catches himself. He does note, however that one of the pages of the book he burned seems to stay intact and starts to glow as it lazily drifts down while Poog is engaging in other antics. Then it lands on him and Poog starts rising into the air calling for help! Scribbleface feels conflicted between helping his fellow tribe member and laughing at him, so instead he just remains quiet until Poog floats out of earshot. Then he continues searching.

Choose not to move. At end of move step, examine top card-Amulet of Life. Because I examined a card I'll switch back to Not-Scribbleface/Aric and Swap out my Clockwork Spy for the Short Sword

The Gob knight starts scouring the beach and it starts to get hot, so he takes off his mask while looking for shinnies. Eventually he comes across an amulet (of life!).

DC 4 vs. 1d8(int): 1d8 ⇒ 3
Unfortunately, while probably useful, it has a lot of writing on it so Not-Scribbleface tosses it away, fearing the other Goblins would tear him apart if he had such a thing.
Display Clockwork Spy-Examine last card. VILLAIN: Shalelu Andosana! Not-Scribbleface will change back to Scribbleface because of card examine. Don't trade out kit.
The Gob Knight then sets down his clockwork spy to do some exploring for him while he takes a rest in the shade. His reprive is short lived however, as his bot comes running back to him, a Vile longshanks hot on its tail. The Gob Knight has just enough time to turn back into scribbleface. In his Not-Scribbleface voice he shouts out "Uh, BOSS LADY LONGSHANKS HERE, MAKE SURE SHE NO GET AWAY. ME STOP. MAYBE. WITH HELP?"

Pause for Temp Closes

Reepazo hears Scribbleface shouting from the Junk Beach. She turns around to see what's happening.

Trying to temp close
Wisdom DC6: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Woods are temp closed

Quick reminder that the difficulty to defeat the villain is now increased by 3 due to passing time/turns. Anyway, lets end this scenario after the train wreck of some turns we've had.

Poog attempts to temporarily close the Deeper Dungeons.
Poog sets aside Fire Snake to use his Divine skill. Fire Snake causes the check to invoke the fire trait, so Poog gets an additional 1d6+1, and he recharges Blessing of Bark Breaker to add 2 dice to his fire-invoking check.
Constitution/Divine 8: 3d10 + 3 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4, 2, 9) + 3 + (2) + 1 = 21 -> Deeper Dungeons Temporarily Closed.
Divine 8 (Recharge, Divine, Fire): 1d10 + 3 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + (6) + 1 = 13 -> Fire Snake recharged.

Hand: Short Sword, Immolate, Goblin Buckler Gun,

Displayed:
Deck: 6 Discard: 5 Buried: 3
Notes: Let's finish this!
Sideboard cards:

Because of Scenario power, Check is combat OR Stealth 13, followed by Combat 15. For first check, I will choose Combat, and use my Kama, banish my clockwork spy for +1d6

Combat 13 vs. 1d10+1(Dex)+1d6(kama)+1d6(clockwork spy)+3(Melee skill): 1d10 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (10) + (2, 6) + 4 = 22
First combat passed. Using my Blessing along with Reepazo's blessing for the second check
Second Combat 15 vs. 1d10+1(Dex)+1d6(kama) 2d10(BoAchakek)+1d10(BotGobs)+3(melee skill): 4d10 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4, 6, 9, 2) + (3) + 4 = 28

Scribbleface closes in with his Kama raised and begins leaping about. Shelu tries to get a few shots in, but the Goblin is too quick. He cuts her once, and she realizes her mistake. She tries to make a break for it so that she can put her bow to use, but Poog and Reepazo block the way, then from behind the Gob Knight, with the blessing of the lord of assassins, plants the kama squarely in her head. As the elf falls Scribbleface comes eye to eye with Poog.

"We meet again." he says in his gravely Scribbleface voice. "People will start to talk. Hopefully they'll say I'm not so bad." and before Poog can summon fire to kill him, the Gob Knight does several back handsprings and dashes into the treeline next to the beach.

We win!

"AAHH!" Poog throws fire wildly, inaccurately and downright recklessly as he sees the brainsucking Scribbleface again!

And he drives off the dreaded words-scribbler. POOG HERO AGAIN! Oh, and the longshanks are gone, so POOG DOUBLE-HERO NOW!

No, wait, there was also Vorka and Lotslegs. That's three... five.... carry the one... How many again? Are we counting each leg as different or...? Poog tries to think, counting on his fingers for a second before giving up.

POOG SUPER-GOBLIN-HERO!

Villain gave you

Closing Junk Beach you auto acquired

Development:
His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad gives you
prominent tribe positions such as Head Village Watcher,
Overseer of Village Stabbings, Master of the Pig Pit, and even
Boss of Big Fire. His fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty
daughter Gupy Wartbits declares you best goblins that ever
goblined. Soon, other tribes will hear of your magnificence.

Scenario Reward:
Each character adds a random ally that has an adventure deck number of 1 from the game box to the cards
acquired during this scenario. Adventure Card Guild characters may choose a bonus deck upgrade.
For the rest of Season of the Goblins, each character may temporarily replace 1 of his allies with a promo ally
from the following list: Chuffy Lickwound, Mogmurch, Poog of Zarongel, or Reta Bigbad.
At the end of each scenario, return the promo card.

Characters completing the fourth scenario at their tier gain one card feat.

Adventure Reward:
You may add up to 2 of the following promo cards to your Goblins Burn! deck and up to 2 others to your
Goblins Fight! Deck. Weapons: Goblin Pegleg, Horsechopper +1; spells: Fire Sneeze, Vomit Twin; armors: Goblin
Plate +1, Goblin Buckler Gun, Sweet Dragon Costume; items: Goblin Lockpick, Goblin Skull Bomb; allies: Chuffy
Lickwound, Mogmurch, Poog of Zarongel, Reta Bigbad; blessings: Blessing of Zarongel, Blessing of Zogmugot.

Deck Upgrades:
Buckler (Armor B)

Blessing of Erastil (Blessing B)

Potion of Energy Resistance (Item B)
Potion of Hiding (Item B)
Potion of Gracefulness (Item 1)

Cure (Spell B)
Force Missile (Spell B)

Short Sword (Weapon B)
Short Sword (Weapon B)
Longbow +1 (Weapon 1)

I suppose I should have not jumped the gun on boons. We each have the choice of an ally 1, plus an item 1 and a weapon 1 and we get 2 deck upgrades. We can talk to each other about the boons. I’d like Poog loot but I’m flexible.

Daddy needs a new pair of boons: 1d20 ⇒ 13

Poo

Ak looks around with disdain.

”You gobbos need disserPIN. You see Big Chief Ak and his Big Shiny? This what disserPIN look like! You look good!”

"Ak no Big Chief, you can't fool smart Poog! Poog big hero and big next chief after fat Gutwad! Zarongel will choose Poog for next chief because he knows Poog is big hero who killed Vorka and Lotslegs and brought shiny-bright fire-werks back to tribe!"

Welcome to the team! Looks like it's going to be a ton of fun!

"Ak no Big Chief, you can't fool smart Poog! Poog big hero and big next chief after fat Gutwad! Zarongel will choose Poog for next chief because he knows Poog is big hero who killed Vorka and Lotslegs and brought shiny-bright fire-werks back to tribe!"

Welcome to the team! Looks like it's going to be a ton of fun!

Not-Scribbleface rolls his eyes at Poog’s latest boast, obviously tired of his constant diatribes.

”Not-Scribbleface heard it was Scribbleface who killed lotsalegs. In fact, is that him now?” he says as he points behind Poog to a bush.

"EEEEEEEEEK HE'S BACK FOR MY HEAD THOUGHTS!!!"

Poog throws trails of fire at the bushes behind him and flees rapidly in the opposite direction, clutching at his ears (and singing them with his still-active spells). Bravely, though. Very bravely fleeing.

Reepazo wonders what sort of crazy situation she's gotten herself into...
:)

I know it's going to be a good while before we get going again, but I was thinking we should work out promo card distrobution.

The way we understood it, EACH player can add the promos, not one player in the party.

The way we understood it, EACH player can add the promos, not one player in the party.

Yes, but players need to have physical copies of the promos to use them. The Box runner has graciously allowed us to use his, but he only has one copy of each.

Don't worry about me in terms of the promo cards; I added a few I really wanted to my most recent subscription order, so I have my own copies.

Ak is a collector; Ak have all the copies of the promos.

(Seriously, I do.)

Ak is a collector; Ak have all the copies of the promos.

(Seriously, I do.)

Not-scribbleface think Ak confuse Ak with Ranzak (though I am glad you have the promos, that takes care of that problem.)

WE BE GOBLINS TOO! AD2
You are heroes of the Licktoad tribe! Except you’re not.
You burned down the heretic Scribbleface’s hut,
finding a map with evil words that led to a box of
fireworks! There would be much boom. His Mighty Girthness
Chief Rendwattle Gutwad ordered you to follow the map and
find the fireworks! After you proved your temporary worth
eating slugs at the bonfire, you set out for adventure and
murder.

Now homeless and tribeless, you decide to head to
Ravenroost and join the Birdcrunchers (since they aren’t that
stupid). But when you get there, the Birdcrunchers seem very
nervous and frightened. They aren’t even trying to defend their
cave. And now, a wrinkled old goblin waddles out of the crowd,
approaching your party. She’s obviously some sort of shaman—
maybe even a chieftain. If anyone here knows whether or not
you can join the tribe, it’d likely be her. She might make you do
something to join, but that’ll be no problem for goblin heroes
like you!

2B-2A: THE BIRDCRUNCHER MOOT
Well, well! What have we here?” says Wise Mummy
Sprattleharsh. “Licktoads, by the look of you,
and from what I hear, orphans as well, hmm?
Looking for a new place to live, I suspect? Well, you might
be in luck, because we need new blood. Our own chieftains
have been... lacking... in chieftainish ways. We’ve been having
problems lately with an ogre and his fire-breathing boars,
you see, and any goblins capable of killing the boars and
driving off the ogre... or driving off the boars and killing the
ogre... or... or whatever—well, they’ll not only be welcomed
into Birdcruncher territory with open arms. They’ll be made
chieftains, one and all!”

Whatever dares Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh might concoct
to test you, you’ll be running this place soon!

DURING THIS SCENARIO
• When placing token cards, all characters start at the location
Birdcruncher Cave.
• When you move, all characters move to the same location,
ignoring any movement restrictions.
• When you would encounter a barrier from a location deck, roll 1d4
and summon and encounter the following barrier instead. If you defeat
it, display the original barrier next to your character deck; otherwise,
shuffle the original barrier into the location deck it came from.

1. Bird Pie
2. Blind Bird Shoot
3. Bloodbug Bog Bash
4. The original barrier

• To win this scenario, close the location Birdcruncher Cave.

Villain: None!

Henchman: None!

During This Adventure: • You gain the Goblin trait.
• When you would encounter a bane that has the Goblin trait,
instead banish it and summon and encounter a bane of the same
type that does not have the Goblin trait.
• When you are dealt damage, you may give 1 card that has the
Goblin trait that you would discard as damage to a random other
character instead.

During This Scenario: • When placing token cards, all characters start at the location
Birdcruncher Cave.
• When you move, all characters move to the same location,
ignoring any movement restrictions.
• When you would encounter a barrier from a location deck, roll 1d4
and summon and encounter the following barrier instead. If you defeat
it, display the original barrier next to your character deck; otherwise,
shuffle the original barrier into the location deck it came from.

• To win this scenario, close the location Birdcruncher Cave.

Top of Blessing Discard Pile:

Blessings Deck

Birdcruncher Cave
At This Location: If another location is open, this location may not be permanently closed.
When Closing: Succeed at a Wisdom or Perception 8 check.
When Permanently Closed: No effect.
M: 1 Ba: 3 W: 2 Sp: 0 Ar: 1 I: 1 Al: 0 Bl: 1 ?: 0
Located/Displayed Here: Poog/Yewstance, Aric/VampByDay, Reepazo/Redelia, Ak/dinketry, None

Woods
At This Location: Undefeated monsters other than villains or henchman are banished.
When Closing: Succeed at a Wisdom or Survival 6 check.
When Permanently Closed: No effect.
M: 4 Ba: 2 W: 1 Sp: 0 Ar: 0 I: 2 Al: 0 Bl: 0 ?: 0
Located/Displayed Here: None

Warrens
At This Location: When you encounter a monster, put a random monster from the box on top of another random open location deck.
When Closing: Succeed at a Dexterity or Acrobatics 6 check.
When Permanently Closed: No effect.
M: 2 Ba: 1 W: 2 Sp: 1 Ar: 0 I: 1 Al: 2 Bl: 0 ?: 0
Located/Displayed Here: None

Hand: Doghide Armor, Flaming Heavy Pick +1, Blessing of the Gobs 4, Blessing of the Gobs 3,

Displayed:
Deck: 12 Discard: 0 Buried: 0
Notes: folio reroll not used; one blessing available
Sideboard cards:

Starting as Aric Not-Scribbleface.

Hand: Blessing of Achaekek, Spring Blade +1, Vulture, Mask of the Red Raven, Stalking Armor, Psychic Detective,

Displayed:
Deck: 9 Discard: 0 Buried: 0
Notes:
Sideboard cards: Kama, Masque, Dogslicer +1,

Ooh, a bunch of Animal and Fire traited banes, wonderful! I'm way better suited to this than the introductory scenario to the last adventure.
My only real weakness is the Dexterity check for Bloodbug Bog Bash.

I don't think Scribbleface/Not-Scribbleface actually clarified which of the Loot from the last scenario he wanted after I raised the point in Discussion. Please let me know if he wants any of the promos I've picked.

LOOT: Walking Stick -> Goblin Pegleg
LOOT: Armor of the Sands -> Goblin Buckler Gun
LOOT: Blessing of the Spellbound -> Blessing of Zarongel
LOOT: Blessing of the Spellbound 2 -> Blessing of Zogmugot
LOOT: Magical Child -> Mogmurch

Poog starts at the Birdcruncher Cave, with everyone else. It seems there's no reason not for us to move (as a group) to whichever location we're best at closing on each given turn.
I will note that players shouldn't be hesitant to explore the Warrens, for once, since we have to close it before Birdcruncher Cave no matter what, so there's no way around its negative location power. We just have to deal with it.

Also, don't forget there's new adventure rules, specifically notable about taking damage.

Hand: Toad, Blessing of Bark Breaker, Dogfinder, Immolate, Wand of Detect Magic,

Displayed:
Deck: 11 Discard: 0 Buried: 0
Notes: I'll be handing off blessings as frequently as possible... except this one, as it's pretty much only useful to me. Someone will take damage if I use it to explore, which I intend to; sorry about that (let me know if you absolutely can't afford to take 1 Fire Damage).
Sideboard cards:

"Ooooh! Birdies!" Ak exclaims.

Hand: Blessing of the Gobs 4, Smoked Glass Goggles, Dagger, Redbutt, Goblin Buckler Gun,

Displayed:
Deck: 11 Discard: 0 Buried: 0
Notes: You may use my blessings. Ak is the bestest chief, after all.
Sideboard cards:

Perhaps even surprising his friend Not-Scribbleface in the process, Poog stands up to protest Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh's words.

"ALL made Chieftains!? Bad-bad things and thoughts! Gods be angry and fiery and teeth-gnashy! One big leader better or other leaders suck thoughts from big-leader and make him small leader! Bad-bad!"

But the cheers of the Birdcruncher goblins, hanging onto the shaman's every word, drown out Poog, and he rethinks his stance soon, muttering under his breath.

"But little chieftains not too bad, but biggest chieftain must be big and strong and wise and fiery and coor-ages and altogether Poog-ish, and Poog knows that Poog is all of those things and so Poog could be biggest chief. Poog knows dares and isn't afraid, and Poog can show all goblins how he's the best goblin-hero, just as Zarongel says..."

By the time the clamour and din died down, Poog remains quieter, scheming and preparing himself. He even ate clumps of dirt in advance in case they ask him to eat hot ashes - so the ashes will not be too hot in his stomach because its covered in ground! See? Poog very smart!

Poog starts his turn.
Blessing of the Gods discarded from the blessings deck.
Poog moves himself and all other characters to the Woods.

Poog takes his free exploration.
Woods Card 1: Masterwork Tools

As the party is led through the camp to the site of their first test, Poog reaches out to a curious bundle of metal bits and wood sticks. He draws his hand back quickly. Sharp, pokey metal bits! Birdcruncher tribe has cool things, but very pokey, and Poog probably shouldn't steal their stuff. Yet.

Poog recharges Blessing of Bark Breaker to explore again. 1 Fire damage is dealt to a random character at his location.
Poog/Aric/Reepazo/Ak: 1d4 ⇒ 2 -> Aric takes 1 Fire damage. He does have Vulture in his hand, however, so he can just give a card to another character (who can then pass it back, if desired) to ignore the damage. I certainly wouldn't mind being given an ally.
Woods Card 2: Yeth Hound

The Wise Mummy shows the group to a 'diseased goblin-dog', which Poog suspects might not even be a dog at all. It snarls and its eyes are very angry and menacing, a little like human-dogs! Scary! It also is very very cold around it, but Poog fearlessly decides to drive out bad-bad from dog-thing with FIRE!

BAM BAM PFFWOOOSHHH! Poog dances and laughs, many other goblins dancing with him as he incinerates the poor hound-thing in a blast that awes the onlookers - and singes some tribal huts. And Not-Scribbleface.

Making a short pause, as Aric's decision about taking damage may affect my turn, and my decision whether or not to discard or recharge Immolate. I'll want to discard it to redraw it with Dogfinder if I'm given an ally to keep more explorations going (which I've got a couple of other means in hand to do so, but no more weapons/attacks).
Technically, all players also need to make a Wisdom 6 check, but I doubt it's meaningful to the game.

Hand: Toad, Dogfinder, Immolate (set aside), Wand of Detect Magic,

Displayed:
Deck: 12 Discard: 0 Buried: 0
Notes:
Sideboard cards:

I'm going to move ahead, assuming that the presumed Vulture use doesn't impact my turn.
In retrospect, I can't really productively use Dogfinder this turn anyway, since I can't afford a blind exploration without a weapon or attack spell and I don't wish to banish Dogfinder just to draw 1 card from my discard pile.

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Poog attempts to recharge Immolate.
Divine 8 (Recharge, Divine, Fire): 1d10 + 3 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 3 + (1) + 1 = 14 -> Immolate recharged.

Poog jumps with glee amidst the ashes of the once-hound, the other goblin-dogs backing away as Mummy Sprattleharsh nods approvingly.

"Yes! Fire is good, clean and great! Your first test is complete, but there are many more still!"

Poog sets aside Wand of Detect Magic to examine the top card of the Woods, and may encounter it if it is a blessing or has the magic trait.
Woods Card 3: Amulet of Life

Poog picks up a nearby stick, deciding to take it as a trophy. It clearly magic-stick - it got picked by Poog, didn't it? Must be special, and therefore magic, then. Hanging around it is even some kind of shiny thing, which Poog grabs at greedily and hangs from his wrist as he waves the stick around triumphantly in front of the whooping tribegoblins.

Hm. I've changed my mind. With the draw I'm about to get, my melee skill, blessings around and an Amulet of Life, I will explore again after all.

Poog discards Toad to explore his location... then gets hungry and decides to eat it, banishing Toad and drawing a card (Blessing of Zarongel).
Woods Card 4: Shortbow

Poog discards Blessing of Zarongel to explore again.
Woods Card 5: Bugbear ADVENTURE RULE REPLACEMENT occurs, Bugbear banished.
Random Monster 1: Bunyip

The Wise Mummy bids Poog to go off into the woods and bring her the head of the dreaded Bunyip nearby. Fearlessly (and definitely not secretly quivering in fear), Poog does so, finding it and bravely swinging his magic-stick to fend it off whilst he prepares a fire spell...

...which the Bunyip ignores, jumping at him with a hideous 'arfing' noise that's so much like an actual dog that Poog screams and flees, leaving the Bunyip far behind. Even so, when he returns to the tribe, he proudly extols his success and said that he drove the Bunyip far, far away from here! The Woods are so big and deep, would anyone even find it again if they weren't looking where Wise Mummy said?

Poog ends his turn and resets his hand.

Hand: Blessing of Hadregash, Goblin Buckler Gun, Torch, Goblin Pegleg, Blessing of Zogmugot,

Displayed:
Deck: 9 Discard: 2 Buried: 0
Notes: Blessings are free to use, though I'd prefer Blessing of Zogmugot to be saved.

Let me know if a card is off-limits for me to drag out of a discard pile with BoZogmugot... though honestly I'm planning to hand away Zogmugot to someone so they can draw Dogfinder, then they can use Dogfinder or give it to me. As far as I'm concerned, it's the most powerful card to target.
Sideboard cards:

Aric takes 1 Fire damage.
One player (my recommendation is Aric) must discard a blessing, then shuffle a card from their discard pile into their deck.

Not-Scribbleface not sure who this 'Aric' is that Poog keeps mentioning. Sound like terrible no-good longshanks name. Not-scribbleface named Not-Scribbleface.
Off turn recharge Vulture to hand Psychic Detective off to (random character-1=Poog, 2=Reepazo, 3=Ak
1d3 ⇒ 2
As Poog's magic goes wild, an ember spooks his psychic detective, who runs off. Luckily Not-Scribbleface's "falcon" (Vulture) leads the errent psychic back . . . to Reepazo.
I'd appreciate that back, Reepazo.
Afterwords I use Blessing of Achakek on Poog's check, which then immediately recharges
Start of turn, Flip blessing, Blessing otGods again.
As Poog makes a giant calamity about how awesome he is, the Gob Knight slips away into the forest and turns into his Vigilante Persona-Scribbleface!
Choose not to move, explore.
Ambush! And by Ambush I mean
Barrier=1d4 roll: 1d4 ⇒ 4
An actual Ambush.
Scribbleface spies a group of Longshanks lying in wait for the Goblins.
Stealing Poog's Blessing (probably of Hadregash, as that will recharge) and displays his stalking armor for a bonus to perception checks.
DC 9+adv deck #=11 vs. 1d8(wisdom)+2(Perception skill)+2(stalking armor)+1d8(blessing): 2d8 + 4 ⇒ (8, 7) + 4 = 19
Scribbleface easily spots the ambush. He ties a note to and arrow and lands the projectile next to the lead ambusher. The note merely reads 'we see you.' The ambusher, looking disgruntled, calls off his men.
Defeat ambush allows me to explore again. Skinsaw Ritual. And by Skinsaw ritual we mean. . .
1d4 ⇒ 4
A skinsaw ritualWTF?

As it looks like the ambushers are about to leave, everyone but the leader puts on strange masks! One of them jumps the leader and slits his throat, shouting something for the something god. Or something. Scribbleface no good at longshank languages. Then the other longshanks go wild and attack all the goblins anyway, even though ambush is ruined.
Everyone must summon and encounter a Skinsaw Cultist. Here is a link to their stats Scribbleface fends off the one coming towards him with a magic switchblade.
Combat vs. DC 11: 1d10+1(dex)+1d4+1(springblade+1)+1(springblade quality with weapon prof.)+3(melee skill with finesse): 1d10 + 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + (1) + 6 = 8
Really!? We're starting this again? Really Paizo? Use my shirt reroll on the second check of the game to try again.
1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
OMGWTFBBQ?! Fine, throw away the damn springblade to add 1d4 to failed combat check
9 + 1d4 ⇒ 9 + (2) = 11
THANK YOU!
After much fighting, and two different occasions where it looked like Scribbleface would loose, he embeds his magic switchblade in the skull of the cultist and finally manages to down him.
Everyone else has to contend with cultists. I'll end my turn and post my ending hand in spoiler tag.

Important take aways:
1-Gave Psychic detective to Reepazo, would appreciate that back.
2-Used a blessing from poog (Hagradesh so it recharges?)
3-Everyone has to fight Skinsaw Cultists
4-Paizo hates scribbleface

As mentioned in Hangouts, you'll need to make a couple of changes to your hand and Deck Handler, as Vulture was revealed, not recharged (great card; when we're all standing together it's damn close to "reveal to reduce any damage (including unreducable damage) dealt to you by 1"), and your blessing was shuffled back in, not recharged, which would've affected your hand reset.

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OFF TURN:
Poog recharges Blessing of Hadregash.
Poog summons and encounters a Skinsaw Cultist.

Poog reveals Goblin Pegleg for combat.
Combat 11: 1d8 + 1 + 2d10 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (1, 9) = 15 -> That would be a success, so Goblin Pegleg forces me to reroll.
Combat 11: 1d8 + 1 + 2d10 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (6, 10) = 21 -> Skinsaw Cultist defeated.

Hand: Goblin Buckler Gun, Torch, Goblin Pegleg, Blessing of Zogmugot,

Displayed:
Deck: 10 Discard: 2 Buried: 0
Notes: Blessing of Zogmugot is available in an emergency, but I'd prefer to save it.

Let me know if a card is off-limits for me to drag out of a discard pile with BoZogmugot... though honestly I'm planning to hand away Zogmugot to someone so they can draw Dogfinder, then they can use Dogfinder or give it to me. As far as I'm concerned, it's the most powerful card to target.

Need Reepazo and Ak to resolve this. Then it is Reepazo's turn

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During This Adventure: • You gain the Goblin trait.
• When you would encounter a bane that has the Goblin trait,
instead banish it and summon and encounter a bane of the same
type that does not have the Goblin trait.
• When you are dealt damage, you may give 1 card that has the
Goblin trait that you would discard as damage to a random other
character instead.

During This Scenario: • When placing token cards, all characters start at the location
Birdcruncher Cave.
• When you move, all characters move to the same location,
ignoring any movement restrictions.
• When you would encounter a barrier from a location deck, roll 1d4
and summon and encounter the following barrier instead. If you defeat
it, display the original barrier next to your character deck; otherwise,
shuffle the original barrier into the location deck it came from.

• To win this scenario, close the location Birdcruncher Cave.

Turn Order:
1 - Poog/Yewstance
2 - Aric/VampByDay
3 - Reepazo/Redelia
4 - Ak/dinketry
Turn: 3, Reepazo/Redelia

Top of Blessing Discard Pile:

Blessings Deck

Birdcruncher Cave
At This Location: If another location is open, this location may not be permanently closed.
When Closing: Succeed at a Wisdom or Perception 8 check.
When Permanently Closed: No effect.
M: 1 Ba: 3 W: 2 Sp: 0 Ar: 1 I: 1 Al: 0 Bl: 1 ?: 0
Located/Displayed Here: None

Woods
At This Location: Undefeated monsters other than villains or henchman are banished.
When Closing: Succeed at a Wisdom or Survival 6 check.
When Permanently Closed: No effect.
M: 2 Ba: 0 W: 0 Sp: 0 Ar: 0 I: 0 Al: 0 Bl: 0 ?: 0
Located/Displayed Here: Poog/Yewstance, Aric/VampByDay, Reepazo/Redelia, Ak/dinketry, None

Warrens
At This Location: When you encounter a monster, put a random monster from the box on top of another random open location deck.
When Closing: Succeed at a Dexterity or Acrobatics 6 check.
When Permanently Closed: No effect.
M: 2 Ba: 1 W: 2 Sp: 1 Ar: 0 I: 1 Al: 2 Bl: 0 ?: 0
Located/Displayed Here: None

Nettlemaze
At This Location: You may attempt a Wisdom or Perception 9 check to evade a monster.
When Closing: Summon and defeat a random monster.
When Permanently Closed: On closing, you may shuffle an item from your discard pile into your deck.
M: 6 Ba: 1 W: 1 Sp: 0 Ar: 0 I: 1 Al: 0 Bl: 0 ?: 0
Located/Displayed Here: None

before Reepazo's turn:

Reepazo needs to fight a skinsaw cultist. She swings her heavy pick.
combat: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 + (6) + 1 = 15

Out of turn action: beat up Skinsaw Cultist. Recharge Dagger and discard Blessing of the Gobs 4 for combat.

Combat (11) Check: 2d8 + 1 + 2d4 ⇒ (1, 2) + 1 + (1, 4) = 9 Fail.....but.....

Ak gets really angry and yells at the masked henchman.

"Go away!"

Retroactively recharge Redbutt for an added +2 bonus (because it's a combat)! 9+2 = 11: SUCCESS!

The henchman is spooked enough to do just that.

Updated hand:

Hand: Goblin Buckler Gun, Smoked Glass Goggles,

Displayed:
Deck: 13 Discard: 1 Buried: 0
Notes:
Sideboard cards:

Reepazo explores, and finds a zombie! It wants to eat her brain, so it's almost as bad as writing!

Reepazo swings her firey pick at the zombie, praying for aid. (BotGobs discarded)
combat, DC 9: 2d8 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4, 4) + (3) + 1 = 12
Reepazo draws up and ends her turn.

Hand: Doghide Armor, Flaming Heavy Pick +1, Blessing of the Gobs 4, Blessing of the Gobs 1,

Displayed:
Deck: 11 Discard: 1 Buried: 0
Notes: folio reroll not used; one blessing available
Sideboard cards:

During This Adventure: • You gain the Goblin trait.
• When you would encounter a bane that has the Goblin trait,
instead banish it and summon and encounter a bane of the same
type that does not have the Goblin trait.
• When you are dealt damage, you may give 1 card that has the
Goblin trait that you would discard as damage to a random other
character instead.

During This Scenario: • When placing token cards, all characters start at the location
Birdcruncher Cave.
• When you move, all characters move to the same location,
ignoring any movement restrictions.
• When you would encounter a barrier from a location deck, roll 1d4
and summon and encounter the following barrier instead. If you defeat
it, display the original barrier next to your character deck; otherwise,
shuffle the original barrier into the location deck it came from.

• To win this scenario, close the location Birdcruncher Cave.

Turn Order:
1 - Poog/Yewstance
2 - Aric/VampByDay
3 - Reepazo/Redelia
4 - Ak/dinketry
Turn: 4, Ak/dinketry

Top of Blessing Discard Pile:

Blessings Deck