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At the top and Nekkid for Skyrim. Good night everyone.

Scarab Sages

Good morning FAWTLY Folk. Happy Tuesday! Another rainy day here in Philly. I hope the weather is better for the rest of you.

Scarab Sages

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I was thinking this morning, if I am ever dictator of the world, one of my early laws will be that if anyone intends to use the question "Are you serious?" they must instead say "Surely, you can't be serious?".

The response should, of course, be "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.".

Scarab Sages

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Violation of the above law would be punishable by being locked in a cage with seven hungry wombats.

Scarab Sages

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It goes without saying that, in such a glorious paradise, Popeyes would be the official fast food restaurant of the world.

Scarab Sages

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Also, everyone in my world would have access to bacon.

Scarab Sages

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Beer would be the official alcoholic beverage.

Scarab Sages

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Going slow in the passing lane would be punishable by being flayed alive.

Scarab Sages

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People who talk in movie theaters would be punished by being locked in a room with 10 five-year olds hyped up on sugar.

Scarab Sages

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People who run red lights would be smeared with honey and dropped into the bear enclosure at the zoo.

Scarab Sages

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People who wear their baseball caps backward* or sideways will lose a finger for each violation.

*Note baseball catchers and umpires are exempt from this portion of the law for purposes of game play.

Scarab Sages

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Dr. Pepper will be the official soft drink of the world.

Scarab Sages

Pretzels will be the official snack food.

Scarab Sages

Every Monday, dinner will be Red Beans and Rice.

Scarab Sages

All cooking schools will be located in and staffed by people from New Orleans. The only exception to this will be schools that teach proper BBQ. These will be located in Texas.

Scarab Sages

One hour a day will be designated as reading time.

Scarab Sages

Of course, it goes without saying that Pathfinder will be the official roleplaying game of my administration. Game night will be once a week, from 1900 until about 0200 the next morning.

Scarab Sages

Chick flicks and RomComs will be limited to 4 per year.

Scarab Sages

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Joel Schumacher will never be allowed to make another film again. EVER.

Scarab Sages

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Reality TV will be banned. The people who invented each show will be locked in a cargo container and dropped in the middle of the desert.

Scarab Sages

Firefly will be brought back to TV.

Scarab Sages

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All right, that enough for now. I leave you all to bask in the benevolent wisdom with which I would rule your lives.

Velvet glove - iron fist.


Aberzombie wrote:
Violation of the above law would be punishable by being locked in a cage with seven hungry wombats.

Are you serious?


Other than the red beans I have no problems with any of this.


Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Boss thing is complicated. I might, I should, be the likely replacement. ** spoiler omitted **

Yes, things will be 'interesting'...

This calls for a potential re-org. And you know what happens when there's a re-org? You get called in to do the redesign of the facilities to relocate where everyone should be working. ;-)

Yep, and eliminating over half of our private offices, lowering all the cube walls to 36" high and taking the square feet per person from 80ish to 40ish. People are gonna luv me. But hey, you don't get paid based on popularity. Just have to make sure I watch out for lynch mobs. ;P


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Wanders in briefly before work.

Morning folks. How's the day?

I'm counting hours 'til the evening, when I get to see The Avengers again. :)

Scarab Sages

Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Violation of the above law would be punishable by being locked in a cage with seven hungry wombats.
Are you serious?

starts getting the wombats ready

Scarab Sages

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Orthos wrote:
Other than the red beans I have no problems with any of this.

Punishment for not eating Red Beans and Rice for dinner on Monday - the offending person(s) locked in a room with Sebastian for 9 hours while he lectures them on the awesomeness of Bela Sara, My Little Pony, and the importance of good hygiene.


Emperor7 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Boss thing is complicated. I might, I should, be the likely replacement. ** spoiler omitted **

Yes, things will be 'interesting'...

This calls for a potential re-org. And you know what happens when there's a re-org? You get called in to do the redesign of the facilities to relocate where everyone should be working. ;-)
Yep, and eliminating over half of our private offices, lowering all the cube walls to 36" high and taking the square feet per person from 80ish to 40ish. People are gonna luv me. But hey, you don't get paid based on popularity. Just have to make sure I watch out for lynch mobs. ;P

Oof. I hope this all turns out well in the end for you, E7.

(In the middle of a work reorg myself right now, so I'm especially sympathetic about the stress involved.)


Aberzombie wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Violation of the above law would be punishable by being locked in a cage with seven hungry wombats.
Are you serious?
starts getting the wombats ready

Are you serious?


Hey I'll take the rice happily. Just not a big fan of beans regardless of color.

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Silver Crusade

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Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Violation of the above law would be punishable by being locked in a cage with seven hungry wombats.
Are you serious?
starts getting the wombats ready
Are you serious?

When the wombats are done with you, can I keep one as a pet?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Violation of the above law would be punishable by being locked in a cage with seven hungry wombats.
Are you serious?
starts getting the wombats ready
Are you serious?
When the wombats are done with you, can I keep one as a pet?

Are you serious?


I think the dragon has a scratch.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Reality TV will be banned. The people who invented each show will be locked in a cargo container and dropped in the middle of the desert.

Each person who invents a show or only the original programming that caused this mess in the first place?


Aberzombie wrote:
Firefly will be brought back to TV.

reads from the Haterinshad And lo, FHDM did battle against the zombie horde, which in a surprising turn, allied themselves with the browncoat fanatics...


I think my earlier post on this got eaten. I'm trying to figure out what to do myself with these jobs. One pays more but my supervisor and boss are idiots, while the other doesn't pay ad much but I get treated sooooooooo much better... GOOD luck man.

Lindisty wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Boss thing is complicated. I might, I should, be the likely replacement. ** spoiler omitted **

Yes, things will be 'interesting'...

This calls for a potential re-org. And you know what happens when there's a re-org? You get called in to do the redesign of the facilities to relocate where everyone should be working. ;-)
Yep, and eliminating over half of our private offices, lowering all the cube walls to 36" high and taking the square feet per person from 80ish to 40ish. People are gonna luv me. But hey, you don't get paid based on popularity. Just have to make sure I watch out for lynch mobs. ;P

Oof. I hope this all turns out well in the end for you, E7.

(In the middle of a work reorg myself right now, so I'm especially sympathetic about the stress involved.)


Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Firefly will be brought back to TV.
reads from the Haterinshad And lo, FHDM did battle against the zombie horde, which in a surprising turn, allied themselves with the browncoat fanatics...

Are you serious?


I should probably gets some homework done now.

Shadow Lodge

Srsly u guys.


reads from the Haterinshad And lo, FHDM did use the various dragon toys that he had swappethed for crystillized bean grinding against the Dragon, primarily by playing with them in front of him and not letting the Dragon join in the fun...

Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Firefly will be brought back to TV.
reads from the Haterinshad And lo, FHDM did battle against the zombie horde, which in a surprising turn, allied themselves with the browncoat fanatics...
Are you serious?

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Firefly will be brought back to TV.
reads from the Haterinshad And lo, FHDM did battle against the zombie horde, which in a surprising turn, allied themselves with the browncoat fanatics...
Are you serious?

Why so serious?


I'm back! Back to a busy pack job!

Did I miss anything?

There's some kind of yummy Chinese PIE.


hi everyone


Aberzombie wrote:

People who wear their baseball caps backward* or sideways will lose a finger for each violation.

*Note baseball catchers and umpires are exempt from this portion of the law for purposes of game play.

what about riding a bicycle?

the cap flies away when forewards and withoput the cap the bald back of my head gets sunburned


Freehold DM wrote:
reads from the Haterinshad And lo, FHDM did use the various dragon toys that he had swappethed for crystillized bean grinding against the Dragon, primarily by playing with them in front of him and not letting the Dragon join in the fun...

I'm not exactly sure what all that means but I'm pretty sure it requires you to be in the privacy of your own home.


Aberzombie wrote:
All cooking schools will be located in and staffed by people from New Orleans. The only exception to this will be schools that teach proper BBQ. These will be located in Texas.

sure, no problem.

they will teach proper hessian cuisine in the new orleans schools, right?

The Exchange

Nope.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
"Haupt" means "mucous membrane, or hymen" iirc.

wait, what? no,no,no,no,no

Haupt is an old-fashioned word for Head with the aditional meaning of "main ...." or "chief ...:"
it is a rather important word in german, we use it a lot:

Hauptbahnhof - central station (lit. main train yard)
Hauptstadt - Capitol (Main City)
Hauptstraße - high street or main street
Hauptverkehrsstraße - (one of the) most heavy trafficed roads in a city (lit main traffic street)
Hauptmann - military Captain (the captain of a ship is Kapitän) (lit main man)
Häuptling - Chieftain
Hauptsatz - main clause
Hauptwort - noun (main word)
Hauptgericht - the main course of a meal

but:
Hauptschule - the lowest of the 3 tiers of secondary school in Germany:

after Grundschule (Elementary school, lit. basic school, grades 1-4) the teachers and parents send you to:
Hauptschule - lit main school, grade 9, qualifies for a blue collar work training like carpenter, mechanic
Realschule - lit. Reality School, 10th grade, qualifies for professions like accountant, technican, policeman
Gymnasium - "Upper school" qualifies for university

parallel there is the Gesamtschule - overall school where you have courses depending on your abbilities, works like your Highschool

School System is the most flamebait political discussion object in germany, to bring it up in conversation is like religion, evolution, gay marriage on these boards/in America

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