Last one to post wins

[KaeYoss]

Mohawk! <-- That means I win forever for all time.

[DJ-Bogie]

KaeYoss wrote:

Mohawk! <-- That means I win forever for all time.

No, it just means you have such a bad haircut you have to cover it with that silly hat. The rules say you can't win while wearing a silly hat.

[sphar]

The rules say you can't win if you have a profile picture.

[gran rey de los mono]

Therefore, I win.

[Crimson Jester]

[gran rey de los mono]

Your steely-eyed, pointy-eared, silent stare doesn't intimidate me, Crimson Jester. I will take the win from you again.

[obadiah]

\/\/in.

[DJ-Bogie]

Obadia gets bonus points for cleverness, but he still loses.
I win!!

[KaeYoss]

Rules don't matter to me, so I'll always win, being unrestrained by arbitrary restrictions.

[DJ-Bogie]

Winning is an arbitrary restriction so you don't.

[KaeYoss]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

Winning is an arbitrary restriction so you don't.

Nevertheless, I do, since I don't have to listen to logic, either.

[Charles Scholz]

Logic is overrated.

I WIN.

[DJ-Bogie]

Winning is overrated, To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. And winning...

[KaeYoss]

The lampshades are on your submarine!

[gran rey de los mono]

No, my submarine is in the lampshades.

[Mulban]

Whoa, it's been too long since I've posted here. Good thing I am now closer to victory, huh?

[Gruumash .]

Your victory was fleeting. It is now mine.

[Crimson Jester]

Yet now mine.

[Crimson Jester]

Still mine.

[Crimson Jester]

All mine.

[Crimson Jester]

Not yours.

[Crimson Jester]

But Mine.

[Crimson Jester]

I am even stealing victory from myself.

[Gruumash .]

What was once yours is now mine.

[Gruumash .]

and still mine as the victor.

[Gruumash .]

Victory Dance. Sort like a safety dance only cooler and only for orcs since we are the champions.

[Gruumash .]

Yes sir still mine.

[Gruumash .]

oh yeah smell that it smells like victory.

[Gruumash .]

a victory blitz

[Gruumash .]

Well I will head out now victory secured.

[Gruumash .]

Yup victory still mine. I love the smell of burning elf flesh and jester hats in the morning.

[Charles Scholz]

Now that I have let you make a fool of yourself, I will claim the win.

[KaeYoss]

Your car is a boat on the fifth of the weak!

Get it?

[Charles Scholz]

Doesn't matter. I am winning.

[Gruumash .]

nope you lost I win.

[Charles Scholz]

Only in your dreams.

[Gruumash .]

No pretty sure I am winning ... which means you are a loser.

[Brendan Missio]

I would not mind winning for a little while

[KaeYoss]

You need two pens to write but only one hand to read!

Know what I'm saying?

[DJ-Bogie]

KaeYoss wrote:

You need two pens to write but only one hand to read!

Know what I'm saying?

Nope! No one understands you.

Winning!

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, KaeYoss be makin' as much sense as a barnacle tryin' ta do quantum mathematics.

[KaeYoss]

You look like a gorilla trying to escape from Alaska...

[Charles Scholz]

It started by swimming the Aleutian Isles...

[KaeYoss]

I win because of this word:

Hairplane!

[Gruumash .]

Made into a giant hairball when it gets wet and goes down. Thus I win again because of your hairbrained scheme.

[Charles Scholz]

I win. Just because I can.

[KaeYoss]

X

[zylphryx]

Y'all are still posting in this thread? I won it PAGES ago. Go on and do something more constructive than beating a dead horse ... or thread.

sits back to see if anyone falls for it

[Charles Scholz]

NOT A CHANCE!

Win!

[Gruumash .]

No you lost again ... to me the winner.