Testing a theory from here.
None so far.
Jason Bulmahn has sworn me to secrecy about the forbidden love we share.
Nick told me he'd call....*sob*
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It's hard to say. I woke up in that hotel, tied to the bedpost, missing a kidney. Someone broke my pink plastic pig mask and enema bag. And my wrist. Sore, I emerged to a fading Seattle sun and thought "Paizocon?" How can I ever return to NY now? Burnt forever in my memory: the glinted glare of Cosmo's glasses from over my shoulder, the fluffy edge of a hanky crushed against my nose, and the acrid chemical stank stamping up my nostrils to crush my consciousness despite my muffled squeals.
Yes.
Or No.
That is all the answer you will get out of this kobold.
too many to type....
None; to bad for them really; I can make a little smolder into a real fire hehe but sadly; dont have a lower torso so hmm; hence the pose.
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Only the cute ones. Plus one I felt sorry for, who shall remain nameless. He knows who he is.
At any rate, we'll always have the men's room at the Shell station on I-90. Someday the congealed leavings of our voracious love-making shall grant fell intellect to a swarm of cockroaches, who will devour us all.
That this thread is still open is indicative to me of how awesome Paizo is.
I'm very surprised it stayed open.
That this thread is still open is indicative to me of how awesome Paizo is.
They could just not have seen it yet.
Or they could be taking the approach of being flattered.
- Ashavan
There is a reason I always call him "The Great and Powerful Cos" with a starry look in my eyes.
Because of the wonderful things he does?
Because of the wonderful things he does?
I was thinking because he has a big, giant... WELL ANYWAYS! :P
Because of the wonderful things he does?I was thinking because he has a big, giant... WELL ANYWAYS! :P
...purple golem? Oh dear, that doesn't sound right.
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That this thread is still open is indicative to me of how awesome Paizo is.I'm very surprised it stayed open.
I think it goes without saying that if this hadn't arisen as a joke out of the "threads that would get banned" thread, it would have been closed quite quickly. Now I imagine they are more amused than anything else.
I've pretended to be a Paizo employee...worked surprisingly well!
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Well technically Mike McArtor is no longer a Paizo employee, but I’ve been keeping him tied up in a gimp outfit in the basement … he curiously seems to have developed a taste for those thick red balls.
He often asks me to season them with lime and paprika.
He'll have to do until I can get my famous roofie coladas over to that strumpet Sean K.
::forges a Paizo nametag and crosses fingers:: Please don't let this end like the prom...
This has got to be creeping out a number of people.
They really shouldn't feel guilty for what they did under the influence of copious drugs and the mystery sandwich from that gas station's room temperature cooler.
Although I have to say the shadow puppets were a bit gauche. Role-playing I expected, but come on. It wasn't even erotic shadow puppetry, except for the disemboweling. Points for the whole Porter bit from Macbeth, though. Also for that thing with the tongue when talking about provoking and unprovoking. But did not really need the Bard for that trick.
Ok, so the shadow puppetry wasn't all bad.
Does Daigle count? He's a contributor and gets paid by Paizo...
See you guys when my temp ban is over.
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Your question should be Which Paizo employees have you NOT slept with?!
I have slept with ALL OF THEM, including the janitorial staff and that odd guy who comes in to deliver the water for the cooler.
Now if you want details...
Really? The water cooler guy?! So that's what that sound was!
All of them; they've just repressed it.
P.S. Mona snores.
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Really?! Wow, my self-esteem just hit rock bottom.
Fake phone numbers, "lost" e-mail replies, cellphone "interference" and disconnects... none of these guys will even try to get to first base with me!!! I tried switching teams, but the female employees just filed restraining orders or quickly cross to the other side of the street when they see me. What's wrong with me?!?!
{opens window, sticks head out, and shouts:} I'M AS HORNY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!