You should never have tried to smurf it in her smurfhole without asking. Or at the very least you couldv'e used a little smurfroglide. It just nasty and un-smurfing-polite. Its no smurfing way to treat a lady smurf. Especially the only lady smurf.
Smurfing in the smurf-hole indeed! The "Dirty Smurfchez" was a bit much, dont you think?
I hope you look forward to self-smurfing for a while. Cuz aint no way a smurf is gonna smurf on your smurf or give a smurfjob or let you have a smurf-around any time soon.