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Nareem Daress

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Pathfinder Society Member. 149 posts (150 including aliases). 1 review. No lists. No wishlists. 14 Pathfinder Society characters. 1 alias.


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I would start characters out stronger, and make the progression much much slower.

Say everyone starting around 20-40 hp, but only gaining a few each level.

Make damage a bit more skill based, and less weapon based.

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Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk at work... Cosmo, your to blame.

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Meat wrote:

Thread reboot!

Human 2 (Wizard, Paladin)
Half-orc 7 (Bard, Druid, Sorcerer, Cavalier, Barbarian + two deceased: Inquisitor, Fighter)
Halfling 2 (Sorcerer, Inquisitor)
Dwarf 1 (Sorcerer)
Goblin 1 (Ninja)
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In the hopper:

Oread 1 (Cleric)
Undine 1 (Sorcerer)

Human 2 (Wizard, Paladin)

Half-orc 7 (Bard, Druid, Sorcerer, Cavalier, Barbarian + two deceased: Inquisitor, Fighter)
Half-orc for CORE 1 (Fighter)
Halfling 2 (Sorcerer, Inquisitor)
Dwarf 1 (Sorcerer)
Goblin 1 (Ninja)
Oread 1 (Cleric)

In the hopper:

Undine 1 (Sorcerer or Bard)
Slyph 1 (TBD)

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Hardly.... but I care more about the cool factor then the power factor. But Druid alone tops all those 4 IMHO, and they are hardly the only class to do so.

Class is just a starting point anyway.

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Can't believe I didn't post this earlier...

I love half-orcs....

How do you make a Druid better, give it a great axe, bite attack and darkvision!

How do you make a Bard better, give it a great axe, bite attack and darkvision!

How do you make a Sorcerer better, give it a great axe, bite attack and darkvision!

How do you make a Wizard better, give it a great axe, bite attack and darkvision!

How do you make a cleric better, give it a great axe, bite attack and darkvision!

How do you make a Inquisistor better, give it a great axe, bite attack and darkvision!

etc

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You sit down at GenCon with some strangers who are all grinning madly at you. When you start the mod you realize they are all playing GOBLINS!!!

Apologies in advanced to the poor sob who gets us :-D

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Can I blame Cosmo for auto-correct fails?

Goal Drag Write I Cab!

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So we're taking my friend's 9 year old to Gencon this year and we had a few sessions of PFS, to teach him at home. His 6year old younger brother really wanted to try it to so he played a Druid. The next day he jump out in front of dad pointing a finger at him:

"Hands up I'm a spell caster!"

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You release this feat can be overcome by a dart? I have it on my ninja, and haven't even every used it.

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I just built a Oread cleric and gave him tower shield proficiency at 1st... Took the natural armor alt race trait and have the defense sub domain.... Starting AC 21 decent saves, once a day my and those near me AC by 2 and can drop tower shield and get AC back once a day with shield domain spell. Plus will rack that first level cleric spell that makes an attack go against you instead of adjacent allies.

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You shot that man in the back...

His back was to me.

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It's con Sunday of a four day Indiana con where you and 50 other Milwaukeens have come down and the hosting hotel has put all their Milwaukee made Miller products on sale for two bucks a pitcher all four days....

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Lamontius wrote:

...hear, "Hi, I'm Kyle Baird and I'll be your GM today!"

...hear "Muwahaha... For you puny mortals that know not me, I am Jason Buhlman... And I wrote this mod."

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Mandy H. wrote:

...when during the mission briefing, it sounds like it's going to be a social mission, and during the first encounter, you realize that your warpriest with Charisma of 7 is the face.

Could've gone worse.

GC my 5 CHA dwarf did all the talking because the bard and 3 paladin's wouldn't say anything. I feel ya.

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You travel three states and keep pulling a GM who changes things so he can kill PCs, including vs our lvl 1-2 table...

1) having the troll fast heal infinite
2) bumping an encounter from the 12 zombies at our tier to the high tier 6 wraiths encounter
3) have the encounter vs a summoning wizard have all his summons pre-cast and not be tracking the rounds til the spells expire (including the thing we couldn't affect and he knew we where fighting defensively just waiting for it to expire) and it be the high tier version of the wizard.

(Also actually happened)

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You about to play a low tier with 3 friends, with no front line when two higher levels get added to the table bumping you up. The two new players are a bard with no weapons and a rogue who won't flank with our rogue but fires a short bow with no STR mod 19 times for 20 points of damage against the first encounter... 2 polar bears. ( actually happened)

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Lawful Good, doesn't mean you can't be a snooty noble looking down at the lesser mortals who you've allowed to carry your baggage. You just have to respect their lives, and demand they respect your title. :-)

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So far for my mid level half-orc Druid:

1: Shillelagh!
2: Animal Aspect (ultimate I need this movement aid)
3: Call Lightning (most frequent natural spell - rain down while in bird/air elemental form)
4: Freedom of Movement

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I blame Cosmo for the acid eating away at the lining of my stomach from the massive taco buffet we did at lunch today....

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Meat wrote:

Been away for awhile, but awhile back was playing Slugtooth with one of his goblin cousins at the table and an alchemist with a donkey loaded down with alchemist fire. Sadly, we never achieved " Donkey Detention " but it was hysterical making the alchemist sweat for 4 hours at the possible gp loss of our various encounter busting plots.

Any other goblin boon exploits out there?

{Facepalm} "Donkey Detonation" gotta stop posting on the ipad.

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Took you three years to come up with an idea? We had like 30 on the way to the RAM after the special.

But welcome to Goblinhood... check in at the Goblin Boon Forum listing: We Be Pathfinders!

http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qlzw?We-Be-Pathfinders#24

-Slugtooth, Goblin Kneejob 3

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Thread reboot!

Human 2 (Wizard, Paladin)
Half-orc 7 (Bard, Druid, Sorcerer, Cavalier, Barbarian + two deceased: Inquisitor, Fighter)
Halfling 2 (Sorcerer, Inquisitor)
Dwarf 1 (Sorcerer)
Goblin 1 (Ninja)
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In the hopper:

Oread 1 (Cleric)
Undine 1 (Sorcerer)

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I've heard said that when LG was rolled out they re-did the Village of Hommlet moathouse... supposedly in my friend's party as they snuck across the courtyard a wind kicked up... the Paladin went to go look. DM pulled him aside, as said you see a Blue Dragon hovering there... when we get back to the table you get one word then we roll init. They go back and the paladin utters..... "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Personally can't remember them all... (playing since '80) but went on a date with a Red Dragon once.... that was kinda weird considering the character (a widowed Cleric).

Most recent was the 2nd round of 2012 GenCon Special... Mike Brock was running us... I died... badly.

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It goes with the class in that Bards pick up little useful things and bend it to their own purposes.

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Nermal2097 wrote:
My current wizard is riding around on a Gecko

Does it sell insurance?

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BBQ Chicken Pizza with Lemonade.

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I and several friends have boons... sadly we're spread across the country and we're all low level.

I started this thread:

http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qlzw?We-Be-Pathfinders#1

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Course even worse is just printing the things out. Remember early Living Greyhawk, were every item had a cert? There was a great item in the Wisconsin Region (one per table), a certain current Paizo employee, who ran the Wisconsin region at the time and wrote the mod ended up running a table at a UK con where all 6 players seated at the table had this item somehow. None of them could remember a thing about the mod.

The item was banned shortly there after.

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Welcome sneaky friend from Omaha.

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Marathon LG two rounder, we'd found an item that let you speak with dead and a list of questions someone had been asking something dead along with it. Hours pass, we kill BBEG and use item on him.

Player 1:So what do we ask him?

Player 2: oh the list, (whips out list, reads first question) who killed you?

DM: You did, dumbass.

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Charge the Aztec god summoning a new Aztecy plane of existence into being, carrying the both of you into its evil human sacrificing ways.

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Chase the bad guy while wearing Acme rocket propelled roller skates, over shoot bad guy, run out of rocket fuel 30 feet past cliff edge, fall to death waving a Yikes! Sign.

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1st level, we've climbed down into this pit tomb with a large rock slab door we need to move. We spend a hour devising a complex system of ropes to move the slab. DM asks us how much rope we have. Every single one of us decided against buying rope in character creation because of the weight..... (Face palm)

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Jaelithe wrote:
kyrt-ryder wrote:
Jaelithe wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

...with one of the group bleeding out, the dwarf druid ... decides to search the bodies of the bad guys first...

Note: The group did not have anyone else with stabilize cantrip, or decent heal checks...

o.O .... erm ....

Heal can be used untrained.

But that doesn't make the dwarf druid any less a dick.

Sure. But did the GM say dicks weren't welcome at his table?

[I actually find it kind of refreshing to see somebody actually playing a greedy dwarf for once.]

There are much better ways to portray greed than rifling a body while someone lies dying.

I don't find idiocy refreshing.

Now charging the guy for a revivification? Healing and instantly moving back to what interests you more? Sure. But allowing a comrade to die while you're looting corpses? That's moronic even for an evil character.

Doesn't make business sense, raising is expensive!

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Jaelithe wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

...with one of the group bleeding out, the dwarf druid ... decides to search the bodies of the bad guys first...

Note: The group did not have anyone else with stabilize cantrip, or decent heal checks...

o.O .... erm ....

Heal can be used untrained.

But that doesn't make the dwarf druid any less a dick.

As to the player, well ... that's unclear.

5 PCs down and bleeding out only the cleric remains, low level... Two large monsters 30 feet away... The cleric draws mace and charges.

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ngc7293 wrote:
Road Rage takes on a whole new meaning when you get out your long sword. But you don't have to worry because your friend in the car behind you has a scroll of raise dead!

I might be misremembering this, but I believe there was a road rage incident a few years ago where a priest shot a guy with a crossbow.... Article didn't have the priest's level.

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Ahh. The Midwest is overrun with goblins! Two of us are near Milwaukee and another in Appleton.

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There are other races than half-orc?

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Hermes Longtooth wrote:
I am quite alive and kicking, as they say. Just exited the shadow realm and was none too pleased that none of my arcane sneak attacks worked. Humbug!

Hermes, where at in RL, goblin class & level?

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55) They are your future..... Zombie/Skeleton Horde.

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54) Keeps the meat fresh as long as they're alive.

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Having been a multiple time Buhlman "toy mouse" I can only say, we miss him back here.

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Joe Ducey wrote:
Mike Bramnik wrote:

I'm still trying/hoping to find an unused one for one of my local players, who came up with the most adorable concept for a Goblin PC I've ever seen - would be worth a lot to me to find this for her...

Chee's Pathfinder "Application"

I'd happily throw in anything I have as well.

Sadly, I know all the ones from my original table have been used... Count Slugtooth in on the petition to make Chee a member. If you can find him (listen for the muttering "sneak sneak sneak" and the trail of sweet roll crumbs).

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No one mentioned GLITTERDUST! You're sparkly and blind! Cause fear works great on horses. Animal Aspect is just a grab bag of usefulness.

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Been away for awhile, but awhile back was playing Slugtooth with one of his goblin cousins at the table and an alchemist with a donkey loaded down with alchemist fire. Sadly, we never achieved " Donkey Detention " but it was hysterical making the alchemist sweat for 4 hours at the possible gp loss of our various encounter busting plots.

Any other goblin boon exploits out there?

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Everybody is doing PFS rules... my favorite is still from Nuke War the card game... if you have all three sets when you fire a Scud missile, point left or right, roll the die and count that direction to see who you hit. Why this isn't in the rules to begin with is beyond me.

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One Power builder in the area did a Zen Archer, a year later there where like 4 at a table. Have yet to try it out.

I'm running a 1/2 Orc Druid in both PFS & Skull and Shackles that's pretty broken (One has Fire Domain, other a big ape with Improved Bull Rush), I only wild shape for tactical advantages because an 18 str and a great axe (or Shillelegh (sp?)) plus the tusked trait is fine in melee.

My half orc fighter was AC 24 at creation (think it was Chain Mail, Tower Shield, Ironhide, Dodge, 15 Dex) and is at 28 at 6th and still in the chain mail. With his lucky halfling bard/luck cleric behind him, he's an immoveable object.

I have a goblin cert in PFS, I was cracking out 33 stealth rolls at first level with the goblin ninja... he has Roll With It! too, but has yet to use it.

But my favorite is the Half-orc Sorcerer (orc blooded) (Yes, I like 1/2 orcs, and I like axes): Its all about anything that adds to caster level for Fireball. I think the feats included (Varisian tattoo, and Spell Specialization? A friend and I had an email chain about this over year ago) Take the 1/2 hp damage per level on fire spells racial bonus. I think we figured out how to add 4 Caster Levels (10d6), Orc Blooded is +1 per die (so +10), +3 for favored racial bonus, then *1.5 for the MM rod. Blunt, to the point.

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The Cavalier....

Its awesome if you think outside the box a little, and Order of the Cockatrice is just roleplaying gold.

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A first level wizard with Enlarge Person....

Abbbraccaaabig..... Hellllooooo Ladies!

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Other races? I thought you'se guys where just the ugly runt half-orcs....

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