I'm Hiding In Your Closet's page

Viktor Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebu rstein von knackerthrasherapplebanger Horowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinkle Grand Lich Grumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagen...

...is a cynical scam

gestalt Ghul Lord/Warlock/Truenamer/Psychic/Wild Mage

...is a worthless concept

capable-of-going-in-through-the-dog-door-if-the-house-is-locked-and-I-don't -have-the-key-sized

somewhere between 10 and 110 (perhaps both at once?)

Wild Talents, Iron Will, Knowledge (Arcana, Geography, History, Nature, Planes, Religion), Linguistics, Perform (Act, Sing, Oratory, Comedy), Animal Empathy, True Sight, Reality Warp, Megalomania, Scaramouchism

*extremely* CG

Why, yes I am!

I left my heart in Silicon Valley

English, good English, Greco-Roman roots, Orwellian-American (Old Church and New Church dialects), Cat, Voynich

by way of popular election, God-King of the Forum Games