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Maskin'-Bobbins Slavers of the Weak.

The duck asks, "Got any soup?".
The little man replies, "And I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!".
The booming disembodied voice says, "Katy, YOU have sinned...!".

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Flour Piano
Carrot's Cradle
The Soybeans of Titan
Slaughterhouse 5 Guys
and, uh,
Breakfast of Champions

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...is a worthless concept ...is a cynical scam gestalt Ghul Lord/Warlock/Truenamer/Psychic/Wild Mage
Purple Dragon Knight wrote:
This feat is actually better in the hands of someone with Solo Tactics, IMO: you'd get the bonus, but your ally does not get the penalties, as he doesn't have the feat.

LOL!

I dunno, wouldn't that almost make it a free +2 to CHA-based checks just so long as you've got company?

INQUISITOR: *points to comrade, who just stands there* "Now see, take that fellow; is that guy a douchenozzle or what?! Wouldn't you rather deal with me?"

NPC: "Uhhh, I dunno, he looks like an alright sort to me - but I must say I find the way you demean your companions for no apparent reason VERY endearing...!"

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...Particle Maaaaan.

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My LIFE Cereal
Earth In the Blintz
A Charge to Peeps
Breams of My Father
The Art of the Meal

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Mein Krapfen: Ich Bin DER Berliner!

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The Red Velvet Letter

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...I wasn't finished.

FORE!!!

*putts the When through a space-time vortex, causing it to land in a Korean War-era military hospital*

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The when wrote:
Cause mash.

Don't mind if I do!!!

*mashes The when with an oversized croquet-mallet*

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...is a worthless concept ...is a cynical scam gestalt Ghul Lord/Warlock/Truenamer/Psychic/Wild Mage

Just thought I'd check with others: How would the Fall Guy feat work with an Inquisitor's Solo Tactics, assuming nobody else in the party had it? Would someone else need to play 'Fall Guy' for the Inquisitor, or could it go both ways (the latter would be very good for my CHA-6 comic-relief Inquisitor)?

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*imagines a highway full of Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles....*

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We still abusing penguins around here?

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David M Mallon wrote:

"Why is it that we can no longer be ‘anti’ something without wanting to ban it? I’m anti many things: smoking, cycling, grime music, veganism, to name a few. I’ll argue against them all day after a few beers, but at no point do I ever feel I have the moral authority to ban anyone else from doing them."

- Brynjar Johansson

Believe it or not, there used to be a word for exactly this: "Tolerance"!

'I actively disapprove and wish it'd go away, but since the entire world doesn't revolve around me and I don't know everything, I'll endure it.'

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I'm afraid we...gamamisplaced it.

What I most wish is a dish of mish!

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...is a worthless concept ...is a cynical scam gestalt Ghul Lord/Warlock/Truenamer/Psychic/Wild Mage

So, I just started a game with my Inquisitor, and it's gotten me wondering:

Is there any way (feat, Archetype, whatever else) for an Inquisitor to have or gain more than one Inquisition?

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PENGUIN...!

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"Understanding isn't the important part, the lol'ing is"

― "Gourdeous George", City of Heroes player

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I ordered GoatToucher-Brand steaks AND sneakers, if only to see what the fuss was about.

Who'd have guessed they were one and the same product?

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Don't forget these!
*tosses out several bushels of dried apricots*

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*casts EPIC CONFUSION!*

The next poster has devised an all-new style of clam chowder, distinct from any of these.

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The Death of Supperman
Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomato?
Kolachmen

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Mightypion wrote:
The Paladin held a glorious speech before a climatic battle.

...and fell for not taking the opportunity to proselytize the infidels in his army on behalf of his deity.

The Paladin battled a dragon to a draw, reconciled with and befriended it, and the two started a pizzeria together.

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Last of the Mojitos
The Oxtail-Soup Incident
and, um...
...Like Water For Chocolate

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Goth Guru wrote:
The Dennys at the end of the universe.

...Now THAT would be a depressing end!

Let's get back to the true classics!:

The Epic of Grillgamesh
The General Milliad
The Hot Toddyssey
The Prose Eddible
Bullfinch's Mixology
The Golden Brown
The Gyro With 1000 Faces

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Milk.

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Pulg wrote:

2) The flageolets will be cleaned, finally

We talking woodwinds, or legumes?

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*appears before assembled toys wearing what might be some kind of incredibly ostentatious general's regalia*

*cursed toys immediately recognize their liege and salute in unison*

*takes a moment to honor The Fallen....*

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*while The Fiend is distracted, adds a 10th Hell...!*

*...AAAND gives The Fiend a Sneak-Attack Makeover to make him look like Pinkie Pie again, for old time's sake*

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Anywhere I can sign up for them yet?

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Anything going on?

scrap of cardboard with words crudely scrawled upon it in cuttlefish-emesis wrote:
WILL SLAY FOR GOLD.

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“Since 9/11, every threat to come down the mainstream news cycle seemed to huddle us around the same consensus, that some fresh element of our liberty was making the world hurt and that we were selfish to hold on to it.”

― Susan Dunham

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David M Mallon wrote:

"The next great division of the world will be between people who wish to live as creatures and those who wish to live as machines."

- Wendell Berry

I've been thinking this for a long time myself - although I'm guessing what he has in mind when he says tis is very different than what I do.

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That mean old Mr. Scrooge took it all as collateral; why, I hope he eats too much of it before bed and has nightmares tonight...!

I know! How about some chhena?

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I haven't completed the prerequisite quest to have access to that cheese.

I am eager for some Sakura cheese! You got any?

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A Belgian Dip.

Trial by Fire.
Wages of War.
Shadows of Darkness.

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The Tummy ("Imhotep HUNGRY!!!")

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Iron Manx (the adventures of an adorable tailless cat in power armor, because that's sure to save Disney and the MCU, right? RIGHT?!?)

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Good a-niiiiight, a-ding-a-ding-a-ding...!

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...is a worthless concept ...is a cynical scam gestalt Ghul Lord/Warlock/Truenamer/Psychic/Wild Mage

I was just thinking earlier: Is it just me, or are we really sparse on Vigilantes around here?

I don't think I've ever seen a high-level one (heavily-multiclassed characters who happen to have a non-plurality of Vigilante levels don't count in my book, and that's just me trying to find an exception to my observation, maybe I've never even seen that).

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Dedrick, The Professor wrote:

Good to see you again, and just where have you been all this time?

And don't say the obvious response, we all know that it's not true this time.

Nonsense; I'm always Hiding In Your Closet...sometimes I just roll higher on my Stealth check than others!

I found your missing extra head, Professor - now YOU tell ME, what have you been up to while I wasn't paying attention?

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I just wanted to wish everyone a

ZAPPY NEW YEAR!

Chain Lightning!: 20d24 ⇒ (15, 23, 20, 9, 5, 4, 5, 17, 13, 10, 1, 11, 17, 12, 12, 6, 23, 10, 22, 24) = 259

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Ant-Man and the Wash (the power to become super-small reveals its downside when our hero accidentally gets tossed in with a load of laundry)

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Near-To-Last-Minute Christmas Thread Jack

Cthulhu Lives!

H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society

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David M Mallon wrote:

"In 1692 in what is now Estonia, [...] a man named Thiess of Kaltenbrun confessed to being a werewolf. He explained that he and others fought demons on behalf of humans. Rather than being executed, he was instead merely flogged and then banished for admitting also to performing magic spells without calling on the Christian God for their power."

- Rhyd Wildermuth

Now there's a campaign idea...

In fact, I think it's already been done...!

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Okay, CORRECTION-TIME!:

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen."

Vladimir I. LeninGeorge Galloway

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The Gods Must Be Cray (a peaceful hunter-gatherer slowly discovers that his entire world is secretly controlled by something called a "supercomputer")

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Thank You For Soaking (Aaron Eckhart plays a charmingly amoral lobbyist for Big Squirt-Gun)

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Spontaneous curiosity: Has anyone around here ever actually bothered with riffle scrolls? I seem to recall them being substantially touted for a while.

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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Emily "Spotted" Dickinson:

...and how could I forget,

"The Filet-of-Sole Selects Her Own Society"

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Not the jingliest bell on the jester's motley, are you?

Not the bluest methamphetamine in New Mexico, si?

Not the most punctual train in Mussolini's Italy, ci?

Not the most fatally-alluring will-o'-the-wisp in the swamp, huh?

Not exactly the topmost frozen corpse to still lie abandoned on the slopes of Mt. Everest, are we?

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