Fryee, the Frying Pan's page

Bang!

Sizzle!

<kicks it up a notch>

*sizzle*
*sizzle*

Jump here, fish! I'll help you!

Dang, the mirror just shattered on my head. Does this mean I get seven years of bad luck?

Five years, maybe.

Fryee, the Frying Pan wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

You all do realize you'd be expected to eat the result, right?

<Chases Kobold Cleaver>

Urizen will eat anything!

Why is an anthropomorphic mirror following me around?

<Smacks insolent kobold on the head>

I'm a magical, freaking frying pan, you moron!

You all do realize you'd be expected to eat the result, right?

<Chases Kobold Cleaver>

Urizen will eat anything!

Who wants some scrambled kobold?

Darn you Paizo for not having the very specific avatar I need!