Robb Stark gets murdered at his own wedding by Bruce Willis, who turns out to have been a ghost all along, looking for his childhood sled Rosebud.
Turns out Verbal Kint was a figment of Ed Norton's imagination, hallucinated while he hid behind a fake wall in the bank's supply room.
Tommy Westphall staring into his snow globe was just Bob Newhart's strange dream.
General Tullius was a Cylon.
George Bailey and his team are able to get rid of toxic mortgage-backed securities at a fire sale, saving Bailey Building & Loan at the cost of the broader economy.
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{enters thread eagerly for a Spoiler autograph... but sees no Stephanie Brown, sighs, leaves disappointed}
General Tullius was a Cylon.
The conspiracy runs deep! Corporal Cinnamon was ...Ceylon.
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{enters thread eagerly for a Spoiler autograph... but sees no Stephanie Brown, sighs, leaves disappointed}
For a nominal consideration I will sign any item you want with any signature you request... all perfectly legit and above board, with a guaranteed certificate of authenticity, signed by the Lord High Authenticiticator.
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Lord Foul finally hooks up with Bridget Jones. Together, they despise.
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The real Keyser Soze was the friends we made along the way.
*debeverages*
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The spinning top at the end indicates Arnie Grape is still deep in the incepted dream layers.
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The real Keyser Soze was the friends we made along the way.
The Usual Suspect: Young Fronkensteen?
The spinning top at the end indicates Arnie Grape is still deep in the incepted dream layers.
Mmmmm, flaky-layered grape dream baklava.
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Dorothy could've gone home any time, if only she'd realized her old sneakers had once belonged to Michael Jordan.
Having dispatched the Wet Bandits, Kevin McCallister is tragically stung by bees and dies of anaphylactic shock. Stunned theater audiences weep unconsolably.
Ehhh... would've been a stretch.
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Thaddeus Ross was the one who created the Village two decades earlier, as a way to escape the violence of the modern Avenger-filled world. There isn't even a Red Hulk, but his blind daughter never learns that truth.
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Thaddeus Ross was the one who created the Village two decades earlier, as a way to escape the violence of the modern Avenger-filled world. There isn't even a Red Hulk, but his blind daughter never learns that truth.
He was so upset Rachael stayed mad at him that he eventually had a breakdown and imagined starting a chain of discount clothing stores.
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"We are... inevitable," Thanos insists. Sally tearfully confesses she can't stay mad at him, and the two longtime friends-now-lovers kiss.
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Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into the body of an NCIS investigator in New Orleans, only to discover that he is trapped there until the first Enterprise launches... 137 years in that timeline's future.
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Reliving Groundhog Day until he gets it right…
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In the series finale, police finally arrest the office bully who has psychologically terrorized a hard-working beet farmer for years.
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This thread is reminding me how badly I want a Shatnerquake movie.
If The Shat is unavailable, I'd instead accept a Nic "Cagequake" movie. Especially if Nic Cage is played by Pedro Pascal or Oscar Isaac.
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
There is nothing I want more from the entertainment industry than this.
Arnold Schwarzenegger travels back in time to drive a DeLorean and learn to surf. The purpose being to capture a gang of bank robbers who wear the masks of past presidents.
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After Ray Kinsella lures Shoeless Joe Jackson and the rest of the 1919 Chicago White Sox into his corn field, they are devoured by the wolves he trained for that purpose. He and his murderous lupine minions then dance as credits roll.
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All of Johnny 5's memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I had insomnia last night. As a result of this, at work I was envisioning a combination of Pink Floyd’s The Wall and Twilight. A musical of course.
The One From The Registration Office was dating a sparkly vampire.
Spoiler: There were striding hammers.
Hopefully I can get some sleep tonight.
It was John Galt who loaded people onto spacecraft that looked exactly like DC-10s and sent them to the Teegeeack volcanos.
Andy Dufresne escapes from Shawshank by putting on a tuxedo and blending in with a group of penguins as they march right out the prison gates.
Hans Gruber was a Death Eater... or was he? Yippee kai expelliarmus, m@$$#&@@+!+!!
I’m not sure, but I’ve never seen him and Bruce Wayne in the same room at the same time…
Malcolm breaks the fourth wall for the final time to reveal that his father is Heisenberg.
Using his deadly steel phalanges, Edward establishes a criminal empire in South Boston, killing all he cannot cow, while working as an FBI informant the whole time.
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It was John Galt who loaded people onto spacecraft that looked exactly like DC-10s and sent them to the Teegeeack volcanos.Who is John Galt?
I'll go you one better, why is John Galt?! {sloooooowly eats another zarg-nut, fading from visual perception}
Malcolm breaks the fourth wall for the final time to reveal that his father is Heisenberg.
Any Trekker worth their salt* knows that a lowly sheep farmer with terrific radiant some pig a very clever pig would eventually invent the warp drive.
However, while Hoggett Cochrane is rightly lauded for his discoveries, only a few give credit to the man responsible for making much of life in the Federation even possible. This polymath, who went from a career as a successful Jewish dentist, to the visionary founder of a chemistry firm, to becoming a humble high school teacher, to amazing new discoveries and incredible success as a pharmaceutical entrepreneur, before starting over yet again as a quiet suburban father raising four precocious boys. Because of the rare insights gleaned from his numerous perspectives, he would eventually invent the groundbreaking device that makes teleportation feasible -- The Heisenberg Compensator.
* Mmmm, salt. {licks suction cups}
Werner Herzog! I loved you in that Delorean!
The Millennium Falcon was originally designed and built by John DeLorean.
That cannot be. It wasn't reliable enough to be a John DeLorean venture.
The Millennium Falcon was obviously designed by Henrik Fisker.
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And the Millenial Falcon trails off in grumbled litany of specious inter-generational stereotypes...
People oughtn't shoulda clapped to bring Tinkahbell back to life. Sometimes dead is bettah.
Dr. Manhattan knew all along.
The ship sinks, ruining a perfectly good cruise fling and (incidentally) killing about 1500 people. But hey, they'll get to hook up in heaven so there's that.
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After the war, Rolf Gruber escapes to Argentina, where he lives incognito for decades, running a small messenger service. His son Hans, inspired by his father's stories of a coming Fourth Reich, poses as a terrorist to steal $640 million in bearer bonds, only to be thwarted (and thrown off a building) by the ghost of deceased New York police officer John McClane. Rolf watches the report of this on the TV news in a retirement home in San Miguel de Tucumán. He softly sings 'Sixteen Going on Seventeen' while a single tear rolls down his sallow, wrinkled cheek. Fade to black.
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Howard's first murder was a crime of opportunity. In conformist 1950s Milwaukee, no one even mentioned his son Chuck's disappearance, and he was able to keep up the mask of an affable neighborhood father. Still, the threat of discovery was always present, so eventually he changed his name and moved back east to the small Maine town of Cabot Cove. Using his position in law enforcement (and the easily manipulated imagination of the town's celebrity novelist--always willing to spin a convincing verdict out of the slenderest 'evidence') as cover, he continued his string of killings. After dozens of bodies and as many framed convicts, "Sheriff Tupper" moved on to Chicago, where he took holy orders and a new name. There, he found a kindred spirit in a streetwise nun and mentored her in the art and science of serial murder. The exact number of his victims may never be fully known, but surely it is in the hundreds, if not thousands.