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Waterhammer wrote:
Conspiracy Buff, or conspiracy in the buff?

Buff Conspiracy Buff buffed in the buff in Buffalo.

{rolls WILL check (1d20 - 4 ⇒ (10) - 4 = 6 = FAIL)} Buffalo Ruffalos Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Iranians pains come mainly from Khomeini.


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Theconiel wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
It was John Galt who loaded people onto spacecraft that looked exactly like DC-10s and sent them to the Teegeeack volcanos.
Who is John Galt?

I'll go you one better, why is John Galt?! {sloooooowly eats another zarg-nut, fading from visual perception}

quibblemuch wrote:
Malcolm breaks the fourth wall for the final time to reveal that his father is Heisenberg.

Any Trekker worth their salt* knows that a lowly sheep farmer with terrific radiant some pig a very clever pig would eventually invent the warp drive.

However, while Hoggett Cochrane is rightly lauded for his discoveries, only a few give credit to the man responsible for making much of life in the Federation even possible. This polymath, who went from a career as a successful Jewish dentist, to the visionary founder of a chemistry firm, to becoming a humble high school teacher, to amazing new discoveries and incredible success as a pharmaceutical entrepreneur, before starting over yet again as a quiet suburban father raising four precocious boys. Because of the rare insights gleaned from his numerous perspectives, he would eventually invent the groundbreaking device that makes teleportation feasible -- The Heisenberg Compensator.

* Mmmm, salt. {licks suction cups}


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{ominously:} Taking over the human world is a complicated profession. Wouldn't you agree?

The Monkalorian, streaming soon from Ditsy+.


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{ominously:} Cycling is a complicated profession. Wouldn't you agree?