Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7

[Nekkid Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Sounds like it's time to break out the cloroxitazinater!

Excellent ideal my good sir!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Sounds like it's time to break out the cloroxitazinater!

Excellent ideal my good sir!

Pants are also a good idea!

[Nekkid Vidmaster7]

This pants of which you speak shall not control me!

[Vidmaster7]

Well crap baskets. My asst. manager has the covid and is self quarantining for the next 2 weeks. That is a awful close shot across the bow. She is on the recovery portion. The ding bat went to the Gym apparently. I didn't even know their were gyms open. I had a interaction with her at some point last week. I will be so upset at her if I get sick.

[Jurassic Bard]

Well, fingers crossed that you stay healthy.

*Tries to cross fingers but can't.*

[Vidmaster7]

That dino life.

[gran rey de los mono]

The dino-life is dino-mite!

[Vidmaster7]

That's right
I knew you'd see the light
Dino's got all the might
Best to stay out of sight.
If your not looking for a fight.

[Jimmy Buffett]

♫ Dinosaur-shaped cake, ♫
♫ Takes how long to bake? ♫
♫ Or should it be deep-fried in boiling hot oil? ♫
♫ Drumming up six drinks. ♫
♫ My iPod will not sync. ♫
♫ Hell, those simps sure are looking to spoil. ♫
♫ Basting a roast outside of a Coupe de'Ville. ♫
♫ Lurching towards a hot Quaker-type thot. ♫
♫ Some folks will say that either way is okay, ♫
♫ But I know. It's "you're", not "your". ♫

[Jurassic Bard]

Thanks for all the dinosaur love.

*Attempts a thumbs up, but fails.*

[CrystalSeas]

Micromorts are a thing

Quote:

There’s a standard way to understand the relative danger of any activity. A micromort is "a unit of risk defined as one-in-a-million chance of death" (Wikipedia). For example:

skydiving is 8 micromorts per jump
running a marathon: 26 micromorts
1 micromort: walking 17 miles, or driving 230 miles

Generally being alive averages out at 24 micromorts/day.

[Vidmaster7]

That is super interesting. I wonder how many MicroMorts my job is.

Also What does this say about our non-micro mort?

[The Vagrant Erudite]

In the words of Pratchett, one in a million chances crop up nine times out of ten.

[Vidmaster7]

Pratchett truly a man of the ages. I'm still slowly collection all the discworld books. Turns out some are quite rare. Mort is one of my favorites to go back to my previous comment.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

That is super interesting. I wonder how many MicroMorts my job is.

Also What does this say about our non-micro mort?

Pretty sure our jobs have gone up in micromorts in the last few months due to increased risk of exposure to a deadly virus.

[Vidmaster7]

Yes Quite sure. we should probably be getting hazard pay.

[Very_sad_vidmaster7]

We lost one of the rats. Nacho. He was one of the ones we adopted from the couple him and burrito to keep snack company. So we know he didn't have the best care before us which could contribute. He was about 2 years old which is average I think for rats. Were not sure how he passed. He seemed healthy one day then the next he didn't run up for treats and we found him on the bottom corner of his cage. The other ones seem to be taking it well. So RIP Nacho. He was good boy.

[Jurassic Bard]

My sincerest condolences for the loss, Vidmaster7.

[Limeylongears]

Sorry to hear that, Vid.

[Vidmaster7]

Thanks guys.

[Vidmaster7]

So scientist have apparently found that COVID has a long term symptom of causing E.D.

Meanwhile certain rally went maskeless today.

If that isn't Darwinism at work IDK what is.

[Vidmaster7]

I guess with my job I can be thankful that I have never been stabbed. So their is that anyways.

[Jurassic Bard]

Stupid question, but what is E.D?

[gran rey de los mono]

It's when the one-eyed wonder weasel doesn't want to play.

(Erectile Dysfunction)

[Jurassic Bard]

Ah, thank you. Great metaphor by the way.

[Vidmaster7]

Sunday in December hasn't been this dead since The pandemic started. Good times.

[Vidmaster7]

RAndom thought: In day to day life nothing important. IF someone hears you and doesn't understand you do you prefer them to pretend they did and laugh it off or to stop you and ask you to repeat yourself until they understand. For me normally the second one but at work kind of prefer the first.

[The Worst Person Ever]

Huh?

[Vidmaster7]

The Worst Person Ever wrote:

Huh?

You b!@##*& you almost had me!

[Jurassic Bard]

I try to do the latter, but I find that doing the former is sometimes useful when the situation isn't favourable for whatever reason.

[Vidmaster7]

It inconvenient when I say something I shouldn't and they want to make sure they heard me. I'll say that.

[Vidmaster7]

Yay last day then time off. I think I'll do some streaming on twitch tomorrow at around this time. If anyone wants to catch it. it's under the same name as this and frankly all my stuff.

[Jurassic Bard]

Nice, here's hoping that you have an enjoyable time off. Or at least, as much as your new missus allows. ;-)

[Vidmaster7]

Which reminds me I need to get my days off moved around in the future so we share at least one off day.

[Jurassic Bard]

Good strategy. My parents try to ensure the same thing.

[Vidmaster7]

Those were pleasant days off. back to the grind.

[Woran]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Those were pleasant days off. back to the grind.

Good luck!

[Jurassic Bard]

Just try and think of life as a game, and that the more you grind is more experience to gain. :-)

[Vidmaster7]

The problem is I'm leveling up in a class I don't like.

[gran rey de los mono]

Guess you should have been more careful during character creation, then.

[Vidmaster7]

That comment is surprisingly deep if you think about it.

[gran rey de los mono]

What if you don't think about it? Is it still deep?

[Vidmaster7]

No not so much.

[gran rey de los mono]

Okay, then. Keep thinking about it. Like you should have done in school (the real life version of CharGen).

[gran rey de los disclaimer]

To be clear, that is intended as a light-hearted joke. After all, I'm in a very similar boat as you.

[gran rey de los mono]

I feel like it's been a while since I've used that alias.

[Vidmaster7]

I would love to get my hands on my chracter sheet for like 5 minutes. I hope it is in White wolf style though. That way it is easier to fill in the bubbles.

[gran rey de los mono]

Like at the end of The Gamers?

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Like at the end of The Gamers?

I don't think I've seen that.. movie?

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I feel like it's been a while since I've used that alias.

I has been awhile although not as long as the last time we saw the owl bear and the pun lady.