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Swap jobs with me gran I want your person free hotel!
Error 418.
Yelp that has pretty well been my experience as well. Did they not do the thing in kindergarten where you line up and walk out of the building?
Manager never did call me back. alarm still going silenced mind you but the lights be a flashin.
no one has complained about it yet which is funny because one couple came down mad I figure OK here we go but it was about housekeeping instead. One guy said he took sleeping pills and never heard it go off which makes me want to never take sleeping pills.
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I'm sitting around now messing with honey sesame chicken wings and trying to season tenderloin with a different mustard recipe. I got a load of mustard to use.
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I want to make that now too Mort. Honey sesame chicken mmmmmmmmm.
So today they figured out what was going on with the Fire alarm apparently the little unit was full of water somehow? That was what was making it go off. Nothing I could of done about it really.
I really don't even know how one would accomplish that with gravity being a thing. It's firmly locked on the ceiling about 8 feet up. The weird thing was apparently it wasn't wet anywhere else around it.
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*noted if I ever stay at gran's hotel to watch out for the fire alarms."
Lol. No that was good. the () only made it better.
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I think I told you about this already but I was riding an elevator up with a kid and his mom and the kid asks me so when are you gonna stop the elevator and murder us. I just looked at him and said Eh it's much easier in the middle of the night once your already in your room. And he got real quiet after that.
That's also a good one. Maybe next time.
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Also if anyone ever wondered how people get trapped in a burning building It's because people will just straight up ignore fire alarms and stay in their rooms.I know. Years ago, at the previous hotel I worked at, the alarm went off one night and instead of going outside, everyone just kept calling the desk asking "Is that alarm real, or can I ignore it?" or "Can't you shut that alarm off?!". I think there were around 30 rooms rented that night, and 1 person came to the desk to ask if there was really a fire. And they only came down because there were so many people trying to call me that they couldn't get through.
I've stayed in hotels a few times but only one time the fire alarm went off. Dutifully went outside. Turned out someone had been smoking in their room. We were about ready to murder that guy.
I've had it go off because people were smoking before but cigarette smoke doesn't set ours off. we think it was meth or a crack pipe. Police were involved it was a whole thing.
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People smoking in hotel rooms? Not cool, man. That’s why God invented brownies...
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I've discovered what to do with the mustard sauce in the fridge.
Being inspired by this, I fried my okra, shroom and chicken mix with mustard sauce, but found it a little too sour and sharp. Adding some Worcestershire sauce and kecap manis rounded it out. So that bottle of mustard is going to disappear pretty soon as I get to business.
So did you use mustard or honey mustard. Big difference IMO. I'm guessing regular and you used the other ingredients to make up for the honey part. I don't like mustard at all but I do like honey mustard strangely and I do sometimes use mustard as a ingredient in some things but not much.
Yeah nothing you eat should be THAT yellow on it's own IMO. I'm also kind of weird about Mayo too. Usually no and if I do want some just a small smattering.
I assume that to mean Woran likes Mayo.
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Or it was the lead-in to a Harry Belafonte impersonating month-themed parody song.
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*Holds up pointer finger* I got that reference.
Mayo come and me wanna go home.
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Did somebody sing the Banana Boat song?!
May, me say may, me say may, me say may, me say may, me say mayo
MONKEY POUNCE!!
Uh oh.
I follow that monkey's insta he shows up right in between all the Thots (using ironically)' I honestly don't know where they came from as soon as I downloaded Instagram there they were. They came preinstalled.
Weird... installed stuff you didn’t want on an app?!
Let’s hope this doesn’t become the new thing...
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....!!!
The Monkey burned his way through the layers of MAYO, using a santa installed in a gif generating app.
“Christmas time,” he muttered into the ether, as the credits racked from Vidmaster’s account into his own...
Heh.
Can a brawler choose the weapon specialization feat since he is half fighter?
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"Martial training (ex): At 1st level, a brawler counts her total brawler levels as both fighter levels and monk levels for the purpose of qualifying for feats."
Yep.
I like chocolate.
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I have a horrible feeling that in a lab somewhere an unholy consortium of food scientists from Hellman’s and Hershey are trying to make chocolate mayo.
Their scientists were so busy asking if they COULD...
I mean they have already made those double concoctions things I've been seeing on the shelf. Maychup and mustyo or whatever.