Six Word Short Stories: The Holidays

[GoatToucher]

The clams hit Santa over Belarus.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Moishe Mensch sat on a bench.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

Virjay's mustache-tips became Diwali candles!

[Captain Spalding]

We are out of Egg-Nog (hic).

[GoatToucher]

Edgar sighed deeply: "Thank you, grandma."

[Fumarole]

And to all a good night.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Burglars broke in. Kevin set traps.

[Pulg]

'A menorah flamethrower? Wow, thanks, Mom!'

[I'm DMing In Your Closet]

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

"SPACEBALLS: The Flamethrower!" Kids love 'em!

[Nemesis Melek]

You really had a wonderful life....

[Spenser Quixote]

Alas, my love...cast off discourteously.

[George Carlin]

Bed's coated in coats? Sexless Thanksgiving.

[Xanac Candledark]

That's right...I AM Pumpkin King!

[Heraclitus Ourobouros]

Demeter and Hades made a deal.

[Pulg]

Demeter shows those lights get expensive.

[The Balcony-Seat Hecklers]

"Shaved, bought cigars!"

"Quit, bought pomade!"

[Nemesis Melek]

They attacked. We won. Let's eat.

[Belphegor]

The man who would become Santa.

[GoatToucher]

The Elves, hungry for flesh, rebelled.

[Sunomono Slaad]

A miracle occurred: The story lasted EIGHT words!