Clausyre

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19 posts. Alias of I'm Hiding In Your Closet.


Race

New York Irish

Classes/Levels

Fighter 1/Rogue 2/ Jester 17

Gender

Male, wanna see proof?

Size

big enough, in all ways

Age

"older"

Special Abilities

meteorology, Hawaiian nose-humming, icebox-supervision, finding places for my stuff, keeping people on their toes, train-conducting, Hudson River-grade immune system, pretending not to care

Alignment

top, bottom, strange, charm, rearguard, quarterback, shortstop, shotgun, Taurus, AT&T, Windows, MLA, avant-garde, reverse-cowgirl, whatever's good

Deity

the Sun (for worship) / Joe Pesci (for prayer)

Location

stuck on top of a roof somewhere

Languages

certainly an interest of mine (as opposed to a hobby - those cost money)

Occupation

Thinking up goofy shit and coming around every once in a while to let you know what it is

Strength 10
Dexterity 12
Constitution 9
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 13
Charisma 21