Clausyre

George Carlin's page

19 posts. Alias of I'm Hiding In Your Closet.


Race

New York Irish

Gender

Male, wanna see proof?

Size

big enough, in all ways

Age

"older"

Special Abilities

Hawaiian nose-humming, icebox-supervision, finding places for my stuff, pretending not to care

Alignment

top, bottom, rearguard, quarterback, shortstop, shotgun, Taurus, AT&T, Windows, MLA, avant-garde, reverse-cowgirl, whatever's good

Deity

the sun (for worship)/Joe Pesci (for prayer)

Location

stuck on top of the roof

Languages

certainly an interest of mine (as opposed to a hobby - those cost money)

Strength 10
Dexterity 12
Constitution 9
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 13
Charisma 21