Questioned?

[JTDV]

Are you allowed say "Fanny" on a family-friendly forum?

[Goblinbane]

Are you a moderator?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Did you know fanny-packs used to be really popular among professional wrestlers?

True story; don't ask me how I know this.

[JTDV]

You're that one wrestler, aren't you?

[Ventnor]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Did you know fanny-packs used to be really popular among professional wrestlers?

True story; don't ask me how I know this.

I'm asking how you know this. What you gonna do about it?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Wouldja believe I met one once and he complimented me on mine?

[The Sideromancer]

Did you meet in his closet?

[GoatToucher]

Did the wrestler come out of it?

[JTDV]

That's silly! How can a wrestler come out of a fanny pack?

[Goblinbane]

How many fanny packs do you own?

[GoatToucher]

Are you asking me how many fannies I have packed?

[Goblinbane]

Was that not easy to follow? Should I have asked which fannies in particular?

[JTDV]

Yeah, why no love for the Goblin?

[The Sideromancer]

I don't quite follow, could you repeat that?

[JTDV]

We missed you. Where have you been?

[GoatToucher]

Where would you least expect?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

What? What're you all looking at me for?

[The Sideromancer]

Do you not have significant knowledge of getting into improbable places, like the closets of people who don't even have closets?

[JTDV]

Does that mean I'm Hiding In Your Closet is Santa Claus?

[GoatToucher]

Can I have a pony (for... reasons...)?

[The Sideromancer]

Are ponies even creatures of reason?

[Ventnor]

What is the reason for ponies?

[Goblinbane]

Why does GoatToucher want a pony and not the obvious answer?
A giraffe...

[Ventnor]

What can GoatToucher do to giraffes that they haven’t already done to themselves?

[Goblinbane]

Is it fair to say GoatToucher has exceeded many boundaries?

[GoatToucher]

:wistfully: Why are their necks so slender...?

[JTDV]

Who's hungry?

[The Sideromancer]

Would you judge me if I asked what is being eaten first?

[Jokey the Unfunny Comedian]

I thought What was on second?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

If What's on second...then who the hell is minding the store?!?

[Jokey the Unfunny Comedian]

Isn't Who on first base?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Why is Who on first base when he should be out there fighting the Daleks?!?!?

[The Sideromancer]

Can't he do both at the same time, from our reference frame?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Didn't Doc Brown say that would be too dangerous?

[GoatToucher]

Why didn't he age between 1955 and 1985?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You don't think he had more wrinkles in 1985?

[Ventnor]

More importantly, where are my hover boards and self-lacing shoes?

[Goblinbane]

Since when do dragons wear shoes?

[The Sideromancer]

Since they acquired a boot item slot?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

'Boot' in the British sense, maybe?

[Ventnor]

Goblinbane wrote:

Since when do dragons wear shoes?

Is it any wonder that I chose not to make you my cobbler?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Is skipping over questions like that allowed?

[The Sideromancer]

did we ever specify that?

[Ventnor]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Is skipping over questions like that allowed?

Can you stop me from doing that?

[Sissyl]

Can he not?

[Vidmaster7]

Can you not?

[R2-FU]

C:\ _

[The Sideromancer]

What, don't you have a specific drive for the stuff on these boards?

[Goblinbane]

What are you referring to?

[JTDV]

What are you ending your sentences in prepositions for?